Online resource

[Rage]

www.onlineresource.com

[Rage379]

You suck

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No you suck

[Rage379]

that site sucks

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agreed, you seem familiar, like I know you from somewhere

[Rage379]

Soo... you come here often?

[Rage379]

Ahhhh yeah... right that makes sense,
because Meat Loaf sings Bat Out of Hell...

[Rage]

You old bat out of Hell you...

[Rage379]

Soooo... I had a look at the website in your sig... You disgust me as a person and a human being.

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Whats wrong with it?

[Rage379]

well for one, theres no editing. You spell worse than I do.

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Ooooooooooooooh rips on spelling. WOOOOOOOOE WOOOOOOOE IS ME!! Come on, Maddox all ready flamed me for that.

[Rage379]

Maddox sucks.

But its not just the spelling.
You seem to confuse profanity for humour.

[Rage]

Yeah well you're your own neice. Take that you transvestite who married his brother!

[Rage379]

thats just grose.

Anyway, you have an idea and run with it. But you just come up with something thats offencive.

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example

[Rage379]

the Anne Geddes (http://www.geocities.com/nic_sando/anne.html) thing for one. I mean come on, bad bad call.

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OH COME ON! ANNE GEDDES TAKES PHOTOS OF NAKED BABYS AND SELLS THEM FOR MONEY! SHE MIGHT AS WELL JOIN NAMBLA

[Rage379]

Yeah, thats right Anne Geddes is a pedaphile :rolleyes: whats next Mother Terresa eating babys?

[Rage]

you asked for it...

[Rage379]

Ughh... I stand corrected.

But still, your stuff isn't funny. The only funny thing is that Ninja boy, and Maddox.

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Darryls a gimp. He went prowling the other week and the cops almost caught him. They confiscated all his ninja gear though. freaks me out.

Anyway, before you said you hated Maddox.

[Rage379]

I do, with a firey passion.

People think hes funny because he says what everybody else is saying.

"AHhhhh haaa haa haa! Reality T.V is stupid. The Segway is pretentious. Everyone sucks but me." its like an angry 13 yearold.

[Rage]

That works out as most of the people who like him are angry thirteen year olds or act like them... so you hate the segway eh?

[Rage379]

its another firey passion.

[Rage]

Well heres something I typed up a while ago

Haaa haa sucks to be you with your old fashioned walking woooo legs!

now seriously folks, I'd like to sing a song about the pretencious mans dream. About me, about you, about the way our poncy hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.

(Sung)
I'm just an irregular Joe with an irregular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like wrasslin and porno and books about war. (and peace) I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table...and a diet Doctor Pepper.

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
no way
No, I've gotta go out and have fun without moving a muscle
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm on a Segway!
I'm on a Segway!

I use public path waysand I crap out on the street,
I ride around in the summertime saying "I DON'T NEED FEET!"

I'm on a Segway!
I'm on a Segway!

Sometimes I park in differently abled spaces,
While the differently abled make differently abled faces.

I'm on a Segway!
I'm on a Segway!

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

NAAAAH!

I'm on a Segway!
I'm on a Segway!

(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 2-0-0-3 eletric half meter long Segway
1.2 meters tall, beige!, with plastic hubcaps and all- faux leather cow interior and big energy efficient lithium cell bulbs for headlights... yeah! And I'm
gonna drive around in that baby at 12 miles per hour, getting 30 centemeters per battery , suckin' down frappachinos from Star Bucks in the old-fashioned biodegradable recycled paper cups and when I'm done suckin' down those fag ball drinks I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the complementary serviette and then I'm gonna toss the paper cups right out the side into the properly marked recycling bin, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the Segway, that's why Two words: 2nd generation transport, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they
can have all the walking they want...they can have a big walking cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we got the Segways, OK? Martha Stuarts not dead, she's in Canada! And as soon as we find a cure for inside trading, we're
gonna thaw out the Stu and she's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million years, that's how pissed off Stuarts gonna be. I'm gonna get the Martha and ted Turner and Captain Planet and Paul McCartney and a case of non fat Latt`e's
and Segway to madison Square Gardens...(HEY, HEY HEY!>

Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal?

(Sung)
I'm on a Segway!
I'm on a Segway!
S-E-G-W-AY Everybody, S-E-G-W-AY
oh you, oh you, oh you, oh you
Thoomph A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo

I drive a Segway and like men.
----
Thank you Dennis Leary

[Rage379]

Wait... in another thread recently you said you are bisexual, but here you are saying likeing men is inherrintly wrong. Whats the deal?

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Well, I gues its that Gay culture pisses me off. A couple of my freinds have dragged me down to gay bars and the like and its well "gay." I know herd mentality controls the fashions of people, but why does everyone have to go round in nippleless shirts and lisp? (over exageration.) I used to be very very goth and saw how people tended to "herd" as goths as well. its irritating.

Gay culture is alot of the time just flashy nonesence that looks stupid.

[Rage379]

What about Oscar Wilde? He was gay.

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AAAAAAAAAAAARGHGERHGHERGHERH

WIlde was a good play write, some of the stuff he did is still relevant or funny or well done even in todays different world.

People are too hung up on sex.

He was a literarry giant and was gay not a literary giant because he was gay.

[Rage379]

Cry me a river Goldilocks.

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HEY THATS MY LINE!

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I said cry me a river goldilocks

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Why don't YOU cry ME a river Goldilocks?

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Child

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I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

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A child.

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I know you are you said you are but what am I?

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A child

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takes one to know one.

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Haa haa!!! You just agreed that you are a child!

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It would seem that way wouldn't it?

[Rage379]

Fool.

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"Do not call your brother a fool lest ye be in danger of the fires of hell."

[Rage379]

So you're a christian now?

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Yes... No... I don't know anymore. I made "a commitment to God" a couple of years ago. Yet for the last year I have been steadily prooving christianity falser and falser to myself. Admiting I liked guys was another thing that has made me start to "slip" SO I guess I would like to be, but don't think I am.

[Rage379]

So you're a hypocrite.

[Rage]

Well yeah... I guess I am... But I really really hate hypocrites.

[Rage379]

That is in itself hypocritical. Doesn't christianity teach to love everyone?

[Rage]

Well yeah.

[Rage379]

Do I have to point out the obvious?

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I think I've figured it out.

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Man, that sucks.

[Rage379]

Yeap... sucks more than a hoover.

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Sucks more than my last girlfreind.

[Rage379]

Too far again Rage.

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Up Yours Poindexter.

[Rage379]

Bite me.

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Uhhhhhh rage?

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rage...

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RAGE!

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STOP IT YOU GIT

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Well screw you too 379.

I don't need you.

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You really are a dumb ass, you know that right?
Did it ever occur to you that you go to far? That you're too loud, to incoherant? You don't make sense. You know that right?

[Rage379]

You really are a dumb ass, you know that right?
Did it ever occur to you that you go to far? That you're too loud, to incoherant? You don't make sense. You know that right?

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wow quoting me how original

[Rage379]

You said that about yourself Rage.

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Gimp.

[Rage379]

Come off it. You never talk to anyone about deep things cause you can't handle it. When ever they do you say some half assed remark and something stupid. You never open up. And you know why? You know why? Its because you are scared. You baby.

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Geek Burger Jr.

[Rage379]

This topic has been brought to you by the letters A N G S and T

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and by the numbers six hundred and sixty six, and thirteen.

[Rage379]

this has been a "Rage desperatly trying to pad his postcount Production"

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Please tip your waitress on the way out.

[L. Marcus]

. . . Aaaaahhhh . . . Okay . . .

That was weird.

[Fuzzy Gnome]

Bored?

[lemming]

I'll say, Rage has a style all his own.

[Rage]

Uggggh..... I haven't slept since Saturday night. (It being tuesday in my little part of the country.

[L. Marcus]

Originally posted by Rage
Uggggh..... I haven't slept since Saturday night. (It being tuesday in my little part of the country.
Oh, Hell yes, sleep deprivation can do really weird stuff to your brain chemistry . . . Sorry, man. Get better!

[keithcurtis]

Clapclapclap. ... I think.

That was like a Twilight Zone script. You know, the one where the guy can't get any sleep and he keeps getting crazier aand crazier and then he sees his reflection in the mirror and then starts posting to his reflection?

I hope you get some sleep soon, Rage

Keith "o/` o/` Lullabyyy... and Good Niiight... o/` o/`" Curtis

[zornwil]

Just caught this, pretty cool!