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Dr. Propaganda
Mar 7th, '03, 05:20 AM
Got a few extra XP burning a hole in your tights? Looking for a way to finish fights faster? Ready to rake in the big endorsement money? Try this power on for size!

Delicious Justice: +50 PRE, Only to Attack (- ½), Only to convince to peacefully surrender (- ½), Not usable with any Violent Action (- ½), Not vs. targets that do not eat (- ½), OAF Hospitality Fruit Pies(tm) (-1), 6 Charges (- ¾) Range Based on STR (- ¼), Incantation “No one can resist the fruity goodness of Hospitality Fruit Pies (tm)!” (- ½) Active Points: 50, Real Cost: 8

The scene, Dr. Storm is about to unleash his Hurricane Machine on the unsuspecting town of Deep Harbor. As he pontificates about his genius, your character, the Night Spider crouches on the roof, watching the action through a skylight.
Night Spider: "Dr. Storm has too many goons down there for me web all of them up before he can throw the lever. And IF I don't do something quick Deep Harbor will be in deep trouble!" (snaps fingers) "I know!" (opens skylight) "Hey Doc, instead of brewing up a storm, why don't you sit back and enjoy a delicious Hospitality Fruit Pie(tm)? No one can resist thier fruity goodness!"
Dr. Storm: "Hospitality Fruit Pies (tm)! With flavors like Cherry, Apple and Blueberry, how can I refuse!' (eats pie while Night Spider applies further charges to goons) "With Hospitailty Fruit Pies (tm) in town, I cannot bring myself to destroy the city. I surrender!"
Night Spider: (binds Dr. Storm and goons so that they cannot escape but may continue to enjoy snacks) "Well now that the danger has passed, I can enjoy a Hospitality Fruit Pie (tm) myself. They are great no matter what the weather!"

Note: Always bring enough Hospitality Fruit Pies (tm) to pass out to the assorted Emergency Services Workers and random children who show up at any given crime scene. May substitute Choco Ding-A-Lings (tm) or Sparkle Cakes (tm) for focus with GM permission

death tribble
Mar 7th, '03, 05:57 AM
Based on the old Hostess Twinkie etc adverts in Marvel comics if I am not mistaken.

And funnier still during Assistant Editors month when Galactus was actually defeated in this way......

TechnoViking
Mar 7th, '03, 06:27 AM
Check this site out:
http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm

Warning, although there is no nudity, this site is hosted by a pr0n site, also some adult langauge.

Mike

The_Hero
Mar 7th, '03, 06:30 AM
ROFLMAO!!!

I loved those ads! Unfortunately in my groups I think it'd work ONCE, then all Supervillains afterwards would mysteriously be diabetic...