Build This...

[Mightybec]

OK, time to build the ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction. Design a bomb that destroys everything in a 1/4 mile radius, and extending out to a five mile radius...
Puts suger in your gas tank
Kicks your dog
Dates your teenage daughter
Leaves an empty toilet paper roll in place
Throws your newspaper in a puddle
and hides your remote controls.

Mightybec

[Hermit]

To lazy to do the mechanics, but wouldnt' that be a MegaScale Triple penetrating AE RKA or BODY Drain liked to an even larger Megascale (With Hole in the Middle) Area effect Summon"Married Middle Aged American Male's greatest fears/Annoyances" ?