Talk Nerdy to Me

[HeroTina]

http://www.cafeshops.com/herogames

I have added some shirts and hats to our Cafe Press Shop.

T.

[Rage]

How many thongs have been purchased?

[AlHazred]

You vixen! You know that if you put stat blocks on stuff, we'll buy! What am I going to do with yet another pair of boxer shorts?!? Without a GF, there's no one to appreciate it's cleverness!

[HeroTina]

How many thongs have been purchased?There was only one bought with the hex logo on it. Now they'll sell like hotcakes I tell ya. ;)

T.

[HeroTina]

You vixen! You know that if you put stat blocks on stuff, we'll buy! What am I going to do with yet another pair of boxer shorts?!? Without a GF, there's no one to appreciate it's cleverness!
Yeah only the boxers and mugs have stats at the moment :) I need to get more.

T.

[Blue]

Out of curiosity... Why is only the Thong "Made in the USA"? Is our thong technology that superrior?

[AlHazred]

Yeah only the boxers and mugs have stats at the moment :) I need to get more.If you're fishing for ideas/desires, well, I don't know if CafePress makes them, but giant-sized beach towels (maybe two varieties, one white background with black logo/border and one black background with green/grey logo/border) would be nice with the towel stat block. Alternatively, you could put a weapon stat block on the frisbee (EB 1d6, OAF, 1 Recoverable Charge plus buy off the 1 Recoverable Charge, Requires A DEX Roll).

That and the thong should probably have a higher PRE bonus than the boxers, what with the relative rarity of female Hero gamers...

[HeroTina]

If you're fishing for ideas/desires, well, I don't know if CafePress makes them, but giant-sized beach towels (maybe two varieties, one white background with black logo/border and one black background with green/grey logo/border) would be nice with the towel stat block. Alternatively, you could put a weapon stat block on the frisbee (EB 1d6, OAF, 1 Recoverable Charge <b>plus</b> buy off the 1 Recoverable Charge, Requires A DEX Roll).

That and the thong should probably have a higher PRE bonus than the boxers, what with the relative rarity of female Hero gamers...
Well Cafe Press doens't have beach towels and I don't think the thong can fit a write up ;) I might use the frisbee stats though. Thanks

[Vanguard00]

Well Cafe Press doens't have beach towels and I don't think the thong can fit a write up ;)


Just write it really small so you have to look reeeeaaaalllly close :winkgrin:

[Steve Long]

Is our thong technology that superrior?

Yes.

[HeroTina]

Out of curiosity... Why is only the Thong "Made in the USA"? Is our thong technology that superrior?
Most or all of their stuff is made in the USA.

[Blue]

Ah, ok. It was the only one with an obvious label. Nice to know we can keep the military/industrial complex in business if we ever move back to domestic concerns. There'll come a day when soldiers hang up their weapons and ask what they can do for a living. We'll point them to hero-wear and give them an option of thongs OR boxers.

Makes me proud.

[Col. Orange]

I don't think the thong can fit a write up ;)


MP 5pt Pool (OAF, NCC*)
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*GM's call


G'wan, It'd fit.

[Rage]

Out of curiosity... Why is only the Thong "Made in the USA"? Is our thong technology that superrior?
the great Thong race of the 00's who would win America or Brazil? Whose designs were more flossy? Who has the better buttocks?