Capt. Swiss Army Knife!

[ParitySoul]

Even run across one of those characters in a game that were the 2nd best at EVERTHING? Mr. I got something in my belt, etc that made you GMing life hell? The character that no matter how clever you thought the attack/trap/puzzle was he wips out his NND: GM's Ego on you?

How do you deal with that?

[OddHat]

Even run across one of those characters in a game that were the 2nd best at EVERTHING? Mr. I got something in my belt, etc that made you GMing life hell? The character that no matter how clever you thought the attack/trap/puzzle was he wips out his NND: GM's Ego on you?

How do you deal with that?

Bathe in the players blood, using his scalp as your wash cloth. Eat his still living heart right there at the gaming table as an example to the others. Make dice with his bones, and roll them before the eyes of those players who remain. His skin shall serve both as your GM's screen and battle map.

Or, you could just as him to make another character, or read over the sheet and plan accordingly. Whichever.

;)

[Chuckg]

Bathe in the players blood, using his scalp as your wash cloth. Eat his still living heart right there at the gaming table as an example to the others. Make dice with his bones, and roll them before the eyes of those players who remain. His skin shall serve both as your GM's screen and battle map.

*applause*

:D

[ParitySoul]

*dumbfounded*

[Chuckg]

... what? Anybody who can write parody that lyrically *deserves* applause, doesn't he?

:stupid:

[Chimpira]

<Stands up next to Chuckg and starts slow clap> That was the funniest thing I read all day.

[freakboy6117]

well i finally figured out how to add rep so odd hat for that stellar performance you got the first batch.