Beings Able to Humiliate Doctor Destroyer

[Kevin Scrivner]

Contrary to popular belief, there ARE beings capable of taking the not-so-good Doctor down a peg or two. Certain encounters spell doom to any villain, no matter how powerful. But who do you think would be most likely to pull it off?

[Hermit]

I voted for Scooby and the gang, I look forward to them pulling off the Doctor's helmet, and revealing....

"Darren Watts??!!"

"Well, he did admit to being behind the destruction of Detroit."-Velma explains
"And HERO man is never around when the Doctor is." -Fred adds.
"Like, that and the clues we found in the DoJ office clinched it." -Shaggy says
"Right." Scooby Woofs.
Daphne adds, "And Ben was his right hand man."

"I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids." Snarls Doctor D./Darren.

:D

[Kara Zor-El]

Had to go with "Other."

Specifically, the Three Stooges. Curly, style!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

:D

I did come very close to picking Bugs, though. He rocks! :cool:

[Lord Liaden]

Doesn't matter how bad a mutha you may be; when Bugs Bunny has you in his sights, your a$$ is grass.

Staggeringly brilliant criminal mastermind? The Wascally Wabbit's schemes are as subtle as the Gordian Knot, and as inescapable as the Minotaur's maze.

Master of technology? The Carrotmeister routinely defies the laws of physics. (You see, he never studied law.)

30D6 Energy Blast? Bugs has been in the middle of a thousand tons of high explosive and escaped with nary a singed hare - I mean, hair.

Legions of loyal followers? The Bun-man will turn them against you, and have them convinced that they're doing what you want.

Dr. Destroyer should hide under his bed if he hears those dreaded words: "Ehh... What's up, Doc?"

[Tim]

I had to go with the energizer BUnny. Nothing can stop him, he just keeps going, and *Slaps self*

I'll be good.

[Kara Zor-El]

Originally posted by Tim
I had to go with the energizer BUnny. Nothing can stop him, he just keeps going, and *Slaps self*

I'll be good.

When? lol

[Tim]

Originally posted by Kara Zor-El
When? lol

To quote May West : "When I'm good, I'm very, very, good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."

;) ;)

[Patriot]

You forgot the biggest Pain of them all
the one
the only
<Drumroll>
FOXBAT!!

[Kara Zor-El]

Originally posted by Patriot
You forgot the biggest Pain of them all
the one
the only
<Drumroll>


AGLAR!!

Of course, silly me! Blonde moment.

:D

[winterhawk]

Going to have to go with the ultimate manhunter and slayer of dragons...Droopy!

I can see it now...Droopy is assigned to the Champions as a special PRIMUS liason. The Champs raid Dr. D's secret hideout. Cosmic levels of energy are exchanged. Doc blasts Defender and he's knocked back into a wall, bouncing off of it, armor transforming into a can of Defender Sardines.

*ZAP* *ZAP *ZAP* Droopy is zapping Destroyer's ankles with a minature blaster to no effect. Doc finally notices him. Droopy looks up and addresses the fiend. "You know what, I'm going to defeat you...and then Sapphire will be mine".

Doc brushes Droopy aside. Droopy starts crying and produces an autographed photo of Sapphire. "Boo Hoo, now you'll never be mine, my love."

Doc notices Droopy's lament, and being the evil so-and-so that he is, takes out a grease pencil and draws a mustache on the photo and begins laughing maniacally.

Droopy calmly puts the picture away, grabs Destroyer by the ankle and hurls him across the room. The dazed villain is amazed to find Droopy standing on his chest.

"You know what...that makes me mad.

*POW* *BANG* *CRASH*

[Gary]

One word:

Groo. :D

[Thirdbase]

eaSince you specified "Humiliate" I have to go with Bugs.

A & C would thoroughly confuse him and perhaps discover his secrets, but they weren't into humiliation.

Droopy as was posted would crush him to a pulp.

Dr. D has already captured the Energizer Bunny, he's hooked up to a treadmill and generator powering the Armor.:D

Scooby and Friends would capture Ben... er Dr. D and send him to jail.

Bob & Bing would just entertain him, or perhaps bore him to death with an endless supply of "Road" movies.

Inspector Clouseau would bumble around for a bit before stumbling onto him while he's showering and capture him.

But Bugs would humiliate him endlessly, Dr. D in a wedding dress, with flowers growing from his head, shooting himself, etc...

[Trebuchet]

Originally posted by Gary
One word:

Groo. :D Oh Jeez, Dr. Destroyer is just the type to call Groo a "mendicant" too...

And we all know how much Groo hates being called that. :eek:

[ShinDangaioh]

I don't know Groo, but I do know there is a cartoon character that is above Bugs Bunny in humiliation.

There was this chart at Warner Bros. when they were making the various cartoons that had the points of various characters. Bugs is number 2 on the chart.

Number 1 is the Mynah Bird. The bird with the silly walk and hop and a very memorable theme song.

I'm actually surprised that Woody Woodpecker and Popeye aren't in the poll as well.

[Hermit]

Originally posted by Thirdbase

Scooby and Friends would capture Ben... er Dr. D and send him to jail.

No no no. Ben isn't Doctor Destroyer, Darren is. He admits to the destruction of Detroit and everything.

Though Ben could be Gigaton.

[steriaca]

Originally posted by ShinDangaioh
I'm actually surprised that Woody Woodpecker and Popeye aren't in the poll as well.

Popeye is not that much into humiliation. Basicly, he is usaly the humiliated one, till he "can'ts stans no more", pulls out his can o' spinage, eats it, then gets stroung enougth to toss Grond to the Moon.

As for Woody, he is up to the job, as long as The Bad Doctor humiliates him first. Woody was never for the first strike in a humiliation war. Of course, Doc would go streight for the kill first, the heck with humiliation.

As for who I would pic...let me think....I would have to say Ataru and Lum. Ataru would, of course, try to fondle all of The Bad Doctor's henchwomen, and Lum will try to shock Ataru, miss, and hit The Bad Doctor a few times with her alien-oni electrisity blasts and alien weapiontry.

And, of course, thay will never notice the damage thay cause. :D

[Hermit]

Well, Heaven help us if Doctor Destroyer ever learns about the Dragonballs, Goku will have his hands full :D

[Doug McCrae]

Originally posted by steriaca
As for who I would pic...let me think....I would have to say Ataru and Lum.Who?

[Rachel]

No one can humiliate someone faster than their own children.

[Gary]

Another group into major humiliation is the Animaniacs. Wacko, Yacko, and Dot can humiliate with the best of them. :D

[JmOz]

Another vote for the Warner Brothers....And the Warner Sister Dot

While Bugs was a close second, and I was tempted to say that wonderful Cyborg Inspector Gadget

[Haerandir]

Gah. Inspector Clouseau would OWN poor ol' Doctor D. He's just not prepared for that level of incompetence.

[Super Squirrel]

I vote for the Noid.

[Smoot]

Ambush Bug. Gotta go with the Bug: in his day, he beat Darkseid at least once an issue, bedeviled Superman ("You didn't think the glasses fooled anyone? HAHAHAAAA!"), temporarily drove ubervillain Kobra out of the DC universe entirely, etc.

Maybe Harley Quinn, too. She's got Moxie. (And anyone who's drank Moxie... ;) )

[Blue]

Since I was a child I have aspired to humiliate in the grand manner of my idol, Bugs.

But, I can foresee the scenario in which Foxbat bait Dr. Destroyer into coming onto the Jerry Springer show and then revealing he is the doc's long lost child. There can be nothing more humiliating than being responsible for foxbat :rolleyes:

[Bazza]

Originally posted by Haerandir
Gah. Inspector Clouseau would OWN poor ol' Doctor D. He's just not prepared for that level of incompetence. two votes for Gadget

[Fuzzy Gnome]

Originally posted by Doug McCrae
Who?
Ataru and Lum are the stars of the classic anime and manga Urusei Yatsura. Here's Ataru - my avatar.
On Nato's boards someone had a picture of Lum.

[AnotherSkip]

I voted for the ever silent Mynah Bird..

There is someone else, that should be mentioned but i cannot recall them......

Ehh Part of the Evil Dr's plans include not being noticed by these power-houses for good.

However I can guarantee his episodic destruction by these forces whenever he crosses their path.

Ya know what , Daffy Mentions that he is "SHOCKED absolutlety SHOCKED that he could be ignored in a posting of this level of importance. Why it is inconceiveable that ME the Great Daffy Duck......."
*mentally tunes out the background chatter*

[Hermit]

Both the Tick and Freakazoid would be interesting to see up against the Doc. If anyone could with stand a 30d6 blast, it's Tick "I don't know the meaning of the word surrender. Well, I mean I do, I'm not stupid. Just not in that context."

Freakazoid ...well, "Mr Crowny man with no eybrows!" :)

[Jeff T.]

While I'm a big fan of Droopy, he doesn't really attempt to humiliate. Bugs is really the only one mentioned that is into true humiliation.

Still, my vote would go to the Road Runner. I think he is secretly a sick, sadistic, twisted creature. How terrible to be constantly embarrassed by a being who doesn't even speak. Just stares and blurts, "Meep, meep."

[tomd1969]

"Of course you know... this means WAR!!!" --Bugs Bunny

Bugs is da man! He always reaches a point where he can't take it any more, then he pulls out all the stops to humiliate his target--usually some burly, mean-spirited goon.

:)

[Space Cadet]

My vote goes to The Powerpuff Girls on the basis of sheer butt-
kicking type humiliation alone.

However, I do agree with Gary about the Animaniacs being able
to humiliate Dr. Destroyer. After all, anyone who can get away
with giving Satan a hard time in his own back yard is not to be
trifled with. No, sirreee....

Space Cadet :D

[SuperPheemy]

Bugs is the master, the original, and the standard by all others measure themselves.

Though Jerry Mouse would also give DD a run for his inexhaustable wealth.

And Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab would also give the poor old dollmaker a stroke.

[Vondy]

What happened to the stooges?

[Kevin Scrivner]

While I give Bugs Bunny full marks for mayhem, I have to put in a plug for some of our other contenders.

I'm not going to discuss the Mynah Bird. In my campaigns such god-level opponents, like mighty Cthulhu or the Pillar of Fire from "The Ten Commandments," don't even have stats.

Abbot and Costello defeated foes ranging from Edward Hyde to Count Dracula to Khlaris the Living Mummy to the Giant from "Jack and the Beanstalk." That their victories were unwitting and totally unpremeditated is beside the point. We're talking results here. :)

Scooby Doo captured both the Joker and the Penguin, twice. Of course, those were the goofy early 1970s versions. I wonder if the Dog Wonder would fare as well against the Bruce Timm/Mark Hamill versions. I suspect that there hasn't been a third confrontation because Warner Brothers knew it would prevent "The Return of the Joker."

Energizer Bunny thwarted Auric Goldfinger, Darth Vader, and King Kong. He's like the Road Runner without the sadistic streak.

Inspector Clouseau survived at least twenty assassination attempts, and all his assailants wound up dead or confined to mental hostpitals. Doctor Destroyer would be hosed the moment he fired his first Energy Blast. (By the way, Clouseau is proof Steve Long's ruling that Unluck can't be used as an offensive power is incorrect. The Inspector MUST have a Luck Drain, Damage Shield, Cumulative, Area of Effect Radius, in addition to his 7d6 Unluck of the ordinary variety.)

Don't sell Bob and Bing short. In their world travels they thwarted a wide variety of gangsters, pirates and warlords. Female villains are especially vulnerable. Howler and Scorpia are sunk the moment Crosby opens his mouth to sing. If Dr. D threatens Dorothy Lamour, well, we know what the boys did to Anthony Quinn.

[AnotherSkip]

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOw I remebered!

Road Runner!

He'd give the poor guy a run for his money.

OTOH Dee Dee _could_ actually find the labs and get inside of them and then wreak havok.....

[CrosshairCollie]

I originally went for Bob and Bing, as I'm quite the old fogey (31 years old), and would pay good money to see them do the Pattycake routine to Dr. Destroyer.

"DO YOU MEDDLING FOOLS HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE THE INFINITE MIGHT OF DESTROYER REDUCES YOU TO ATOMS?!"
"Patty cake, Patty cake, Baker's Man ... bake me a cake as fast as *SMACK SMACK!*"

Of course, the damage would be miniscule, but ... style points!

Barring Bob and Bing, Freakazoid! is my second choice. "Hey, what happens if you sneeze in that helmet?"

[Thirdbase]

Originally posted by Hermit
No no no. Ben isn't Doctor Destroyer, Darren is. He admits to the destruction of Detroit and everything.

Though Ben could be Gigaton.

Oops it was Darren in a Ben mask.:D

We were talking Scooby Doo here.:D

[Peregrine]

Well, if we're talking sadists here...

"Hewwo, pet store? Have you dot any more puddy tats? I'm all fwesh out."

Yes, I'm talking the King of Sadism - Tweety Bird!

[Champsguy]

Originally posted by Peregrine
Well, if we're talking sadists here...

"Hewwo, pet store? Have you dot any more puddy tats? I'm all fwesh out."

Yes, I'm talking the King of Sadism - Tweety Bird!

"I tawt I taw a damn yantee tat. I did! I did taw a damn yantee tat!"

I've got to bring up a few others though. John Cusack could do it if he was channelling the power of "Better Off Dead" or "One Crazy Summer". ("What do they got in that thing [boat]?" "...My car.")

Of course, Joe Don Baker is a force to reckon with. Even being in a movie with him is humiliation.

But the ultimate? Our two heroes from San Dimas... Bill and Ted. They'd give Dr D a wedgie.

[MarkusDark]

Originally posted by Bazza
two votes for Gadget

Actually, it was two votes for Inspector Clouseau, the French investigator that tracked the Pink Panther diamond.

However, I did vote other with the idea for Inspector Gadget.

[TheEmerged]

Gotta go with the Droopster. Canine loyalty and all that...

[Space Cadet]

Originally posted by Peregrine
Well, if we're talking sadists here...

"Hewwo, pet store? Have you dot any more puddy tats? I'm all fwesh out."

Yes, I'm talking the King of Sadism - Tweety Bird!

That would be especially funny if it were the Schwartzenegger
version of Tweety Bird doing the humiliation number on Dr. D
("I tawt I taw a puddy tat -- I vill crush him!!".

Space Cadet :D

[Pogo]

Originally posted by SuperPheemy
Bugs is the master, the original, and the standard by all others measure themselves.


Bugs is the second best choice, but as his master once taught him, "These blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them juuuussst right." The gremlin in two rounds.

[Smoot]

Can't forget the team of Bat-Mite and Mxyzptlk from World's Funnest. Heck, since it's implied that they destroy the multiverse together every week, for fun, and put it back for the next time, they probably have done it.

Speaking of humiliation- anyone seen the movie The Quick and the Dead? I keep picturing Doc Destroyer as the Lance Henriksen character, with Victor Von Doom in the Gene Hackman role...

[Toonol]

Originally posted by Smoot
...with Victor Von Doom in the Gene Hackman role...

Thanks... that's the single funniest sentence I've heard in ages. I will probably be mumbling that sentence to myself years from now and chuckling.

Toonol

[Smoot]

"Minion! Call Doom's agent!"

[TheTemplar]

I had to go with the wascally wabbit, too. Can't you just see him taking some vital part out of Dr. D's UltraMega World Destructo-Ray? (IE: the stick of dynamite in the barrel...)

Dr. D: "Wheeeeeere is the KA-BOOM?? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering KA-BOOM??"

And then he "summons" his 8 foot tall alien goons with duplication (3 copies) to chase Bugs all over his base, only to watch them fall to his very own De-Materializer beam - of course, he can use his Re-Materialzer beam on them...and the antics will continue until the UltraMega World Destructo-Ray self destructs, leaving only a Crescent shaped planet behind, with Bugs, Dr. D, and the Alien Goons hanging on for dear life on the bottom point of it.

...maybe I watched too many cartoons as a kid....

Na'ah..

-T

[Beetle]

Bugs and Foxbat may be obvious choices, but how can we be on the fourth page without any mention of the most feared group in HERO history? The infamous (but hilarious) Criminal Legion Of Wacky Nonconformists also known as CLOWN! They would live (and possibly die) for the chance to humiliate Dr. D. :D

[Peregrine]

Originally posted by Beetle
Bugs and Foxbat may be obvious choices, but how can we be on the fourth page without any mention of the most feared group in HERO history? The infamous (but hilarious) Criminal Legion Of Wacky Nonconformists also known as CLOWN! They would live (and possibly die) for the chance to humiliate Dr. D. :D

No. Merry Andrew, at least, possesses a survival instinct...

[MilkmanDan]

Originally posted by Peregrine
No. Merry Andrew, at least, possesses a survival instinct...

Yeah, but his survival instinct wasn't nearly as strong as Steve's "Kill CLOWN" instinct.

Personally, my vote goes to Steve Long. The man is, in game terms, effectively God. Dr. D's a wuss in comparison to the guy with the pen.

[ShinDangaioh]

I've got one that I've forgotten about for a while. Irwin Schawb the Ambush Bug.

[Balok]

What really happened:

"Boston season"
"Detroit season"
"Boston season!"
"Detroit season."
"BOSTON SEASON!"
"Boston season."
"DETROIT SEASON!!!!"
<ka-POWWWWWWWW!!!!>

Once he realized how he'd been tricked, Destroyer went into hiding for nearly a decade to salve his ego.

[gewing]

And when he tries to run, Droopy is waiting around every corner, in every hideout, until finally he self destructs in frustration! :)

It was a tough choice between bugs and Droopy, but, I think Droopy could even make Bugs break down. :)


Originally posted by winterhawk
Going to have to go with the ultimate manhunter and slayer of dragons...Droopy!

I can see it now...Droopy is assigned to the Champions as a special PRIMUS liason. The Champs raid Dr. D's secret hideout. Cosmic levels of energy are exchanged. Doc blasts Defender and he's knocked back into a wall, bouncing off of it, armor transforming into a can of Defender Sardines.

*ZAP* *ZAP *ZAP* Droopy is zapping Destroyer's ankles with a minature blaster to no effect. Doc finally notices him. Droopy looks up and addresses the fiend. "You know what, I'm going to defeat you...and then Sapphire will be mine".

Doc brushes Droopy aside. Droopy starts crying and produces an autographed photo of Sapphire. "Boo Hoo, now you'll never be mine, my love."

Doc notices Droopy's lament, and being the evil so-and-so that he is, takes out a grease pencil and draws a mustache on the photo and begins laughing maniacally.

Droopy calmly puts the picture away, grabs Destroyer by the ankle and hurls him across the room. The dazed villain is amazed to find Droopy standing on his chest.

"You know what...that makes me mad.

*POW* *BANG* *CRASH*

[gewing]

Wow. A teamup that would make Clown blush. Doctor D would flee. Darkseid would shift into a different Universe.

Superman would hide at the center of the sun.

The Warner brothers and their sister Dot. Bugs. Droopy, The Road runner, and Woody. Tweety would be the backup.

[gewing]

The kid from "Run" was pretty good too.


Originally posted by Champsguy
"I tawt I taw a damn yantee tat. I did! I did taw a damn yantee tat!"

I've got to bring up a few others though. John Cusack could do it if he was channelling the power of "Better Off Dead" or "One Crazy Summer". ("What do they got in that thing [boat]?" "...My car.")

Of course, Joe Don Baker is a force to reckon with. Even being in a movie with him is humiliation.

But the ultimate? Our two heroes from San Dimas... Bill and Ted. They'd give Dr D a wedgie.

[gewing]

I forgot them. DId you ever see "teh Gremlins from the Kremlin" Poor Hitler. :)


Originally posted by Pogo
Bugs is the second best choice, but as his master once taught him, "These blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them juuuussst right." The gremlin in two rounds.

[Mentor]

Originally posted by JmOz
Another vote for the Warner Brothers....And the Warner Sister Dot

While Bugs was a close second, and I was tempted to say that wonderful Cyborg Inspector Gadget I third the Waner Bros. Dot's cuteness to distract the evil Doc, then...WHANG

[Captain Liberty]

But is a mere 20 ton anvil enough to take out Dr. D?

The national anthem of Anvilania might do it, though.

[Lawnmower Boy]

Now that's Bubbamancy.
Also a reality check on how polls work. Four pages of commentary hardly mention Bugs, who is leading the polls like Vladimir Putin on election day.

[bubba smith]

Now that's Bubbamancy.
Also a reality check on how polls work. Four pages of commentary hardly mention Bugs, who is leading the polls like Vladimir Putin on election day.
and i haven't even POSTED in this thread yet
OTHER
ARCHIE'S SUPERTEENS

[bubba smith]

And of course the man who humilited doc d bysingle handedly holding his own with him
the sensational seeker

[NestorDRod]

Well, technically anyone can humiliate Doctor D.

The trick is surviving the aftermath. :eg:

[Egyptoid]

http://members.cox.net/zdavis98/myxylplyx_1418.JPG
Is there no Champions Universe equivalent of Mr. Myxylplyx ?
http://www.collectorsquest.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/mxyzptlk_heroclix.JPG

[assault]

'Eh, What's up Doc?'

[assault]

Is there no Champions Universe equivalent of Mr. Myxylplyx ?

Mxyzptlk ("Mix-yez-pittle-ick"). Originally Mxyztplk.

No, there isn't a CU equivalent, although I recall there was a kind of critter that could be used in the role in one of the mystic books - perhaps in one of the 4th Edition ones.

I've been meaning to look them up, since I'm working on a Superman homage, and Mxyzptlk is one of Silver Age Supes' regular opponents. (Along with Brainiac, Bizarro and of course Luthor).

[hfergus]

If you mean humilate as to beat, many mentioned could do it. Bugs.... Ah Bugs. He lives for humilation of his enemies, and he always survives. He breaks the laws of physics all the time, and the Doctor relies on them. Bugs even makes himself look ridiculous if his enemy looks or acts worse. Bugs, I salute you.

[The Arc]

No one can humiliate someone faster than their own children.

Son of Doctor Destroyer.

"Class I'd like you'd to meet Scott Destroyer."

Boy I could really go crazy with some Doctor Evil quotes.:D

[ZootSoot]

Would you believe . . . Agent 86 and his shoe phone? Smart and the C.O.N.T.R.O.L. cohorts all the way.

[Egyptoid]

=> Myxylplyx (Mick Sell Plex)

so who is the Champions Universe Equivalent of the lil guy ?

if there is one, he's the answer to the question...

[Lord Liaden]

Is there no Champions Universe equivalent of Mr. Myxylplyx ?

In terms of someone you can interact with, the closest equivalent is probably Avant Guard (Villains, Vandals, And Vermin), a shape-shifting, duplicating, teleporting gadgeteer of bizarre and often comical behavior, who creates chaos for utterly inscrutable reasons.

As far as power level goes, the Trickster is a major cosmic entity who promotes randomness and conflict to make existence "interesting." He's mentioned in The Mystic World, and plays a major role in the adventure, Reality Storm: When Worlds Collide. He hasn't yet been shown to manifest as anything other than a gigantic grinning mouth in the heavens; but he's reputed to sometimes possess mythic trickster gods such as Loki or Coyote to act through them.

[Major Tom]

You know who would really, really seriously humiliate the "good" Doctor?

Q.

That's right -- the Cosmic PITA of the Multiverse. He'd not only turn DD into
an armored German Sheperd with delusions of godhood and grandeur, he'd
also make sure that the armor came equipped with its very own colony of
Romulan fleas and Klingon ticks.


Major Tom :D

[Derek Hiemforth]

Two Words:


Chuck.


Norris.

[Beast]

I'd say the Dirty Pair but then there is a 50% chance of them destroying the earth

[Admiral C]

I'm reminded of the old 4th ed Champions Universe book that had a time line in it that that mentioned the antics of CLOWN on a particular powerful being. I can't remember the exact date but it ran something like this:

September 9th, 1987 "CLOWN Decides to play a joke on Zeus of the Olympians"
September 10th, 1987 "CLOWN vows to never play a joke on Zeus ever again."

Although it never involved humiliating Destoryer I ran a game where one player who had a penchant for playing these obnoxious and weird PCs. Basically a pile of random character traits and the other players loathed teaming up with him. I decided to make him the center of the action by having a time traveling PC come back in a Destroyer triumphant universe that looked like a post Apoc wasteland. Basically he was one of six supers with such unusual powers he could reverse engineer to create his global weather control system. Of course another villain traveled back to kill the first time traveler.

The PC in question worked at a bank. He was a guard and told him that the let him keep it with his supers work on the side because they can advertise they have a super working for them. When this all breaks out he tells his boss and in one of the most hilarious moments of the game has this exchange.

Head of Security: "So what you saying is that soon Dr. Destroyer, the guy who leveled this city once, is coming for you and is serious enough about this to send a time traveling cyborg to kill your friends and decided to taunt you by killing some of your coworkers last night and writing on the inside of the bank with their blood."

PC: "Unless I forgot something, yeah."

Head of Security: "Huh. You're fired."

[Admiral C]

Two Words:


Chuck.


Norris.

I've never asked but I'm going to assume that not only are these two words legal in Scrabble but they have an inflated score.

[Log-Man]

Son of Doctor Destroyer.

"Class I'd like you'd to meet Scott Destroyer."

Boy I could really go crazy with some Doctor Evil quotes.:D
"I could open a petting zoo."

"A destroyer petting zoo?"

"You always do this!"

[Black Ops]

Well in absence of C.L.O.W.N. there is only one choice Bugs Bunny, with the Warners a close second.....

[Lawnmower Boy]

oh, and am I the only one wondering what you type into Google to get to a thread about humiliating Doctor Destroyer?

[lemming]

humiliating Doctor Destroyer works

[Lawnmower Boy]

Behind him, the Destroyer could feel a woman's hands, strong and dextrous, as they peeled away his armour.
He strained. The manacles were unbreakable. Fear caught in his voice, as he said, as the whip had taught him to say, "Mistress Mentalla..."

[The Weapon]

Since I was a child I have aspired to humiliate in the grand manner of my idol, Bugs.

But, I can foresee the scenario in which Foxbat bait Dr. Destroyer into coming onto the Jerry Springer show and then revealing he is the doc's long lost child. There can be nothing more humiliating than being responsible for foxbat :rolleyes:

Jerry's got standards, they'd have to go on Maury Povich, now THAT'S humilitation, not being good enough to be on JS!

[lapsedgamer]

OK. This thread was long dead. This is not a zombie thread. This is a mummy thread. This is a frozen mummy found in the Alps thread. Seriously, "Kara Zor-El" or whatever his real name is on this post from 2003. Anyway....


Son of Doctor Destroyer.

"Class I'd like you'd to meet Scott Destroyer."

Boy I could really go crazy with some Doctor Evil quotes.:D

"I've got a gun in my room. I'll go get it and just shoot him in the head."

"Zip it."


Two Words:


Chuck.


Norris.

Doctor Destroyer wears a mask all the time because Chuck Norris messed his face up so bad.

Chuck Norris is the real reason why Istvatha V'han cannot conquer Earth.

[Badger]

Chuck Norris. :D

[Badger]

Also......


We're the Warner Brothers

and the Warner sister

[Badger]

Joxer the Mighty? :nonp:

[Badger]

I got one

DeeDee.



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[AmadanNaBriona]

OK. This thread was long dead. This is not a zombie thread. This is a mummy thread. This is a frozen mummy found in the Alps thread. Seriously, "Kara Zor-El" or whatever his real name is on this post from 2003. Anyway....


Yeah, some serious necromancer hoodoo juice hereabouts

[Log-Man]

I got one

DeeDee.



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DD's little sister DeeDee... perfect. :D

[Matt the Bruins]

I have to agree with Lord Laiden. Bugs trumps most of the other choices by being fiendishly clever, unburdened by the laws of physics, and, on at least some occasions, aware that he and his opponent are fictional characters. Remember that he has come out on top in struggles against alien invaders where the planet Mars ended up as collateral damage.

Though perhaps the above mention of The Trickster possessing lesser animistic figures to shake things up would apply to some of Bugs' exploits...

[DusterBoy]

I voted for other: the Animaniacs. Dr D runs screaming for his sanity. :D

[lapsedgamer]

I voted for other: the Animaniacs. Dr D runs screaming for his sanity. :D

Brain: What do you want to do tonight, Pinky?

Pinky: I don't know, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Brain: Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!

Dr. Destroyer: What, you too?