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Mutant for Hire
Aug 23rd, '05, 10:06 PM
here (http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4134&n=3)

How many points do you think the transform is worth?
keithcurtis
Aug 23rd, '05, 11:37 PM
Bureaucromancy!!!

I love that word.

Keith "Bureaucromancy!!!" Curtis
Tim
Aug 24th, '05, 02:13 AM
AN inspired peice for sure
FenrisUlf
Aug 24th, '05, 01:42 PM
Bureaucromancy??

ROFL!
J. Chamberlin
Aug 24th, '05, 01:46 PM
Alright, I'm not the first one to say it, but dammit its real fun to say all the same.

Bureaucromancy! Ooh, the evil is limitless...
Tim
Aug 24th, '05, 01:52 PM
So, who is going to write up spells for the school of Bureaucromancy?
L. Marcus
Aug 24th, '05, 01:53 PM
Red Tape: Entangle, BoECV . . . :D
Tim
Aug 24th, '05, 01:56 PM
Don't forget the "requires Bureacracy skill roll"
L. Marcus
Aug 24th, '05, 02:02 PM
Requires A Bureaucromancy Roll (-1/2) . . .

What else? Concentration?
Tim
Aug 24th, '05, 02:05 PM
Extra TIme (paperwork)
L. Marcus
Aug 24th, '05, 02:09 PM
Triplicate: Duplication . . .
J. Chamberlin
Aug 24th, '05, 02:17 PM
Business casual: Invisibility; only in a crowd (-1)

Chain of Command: Immunity: Responsibility.
MisterBaldy
Aug 25th, '05, 02:30 AM
here (http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4134&n=3)

How many points do you think the transform is worth?
That article reminds me of a very strange joke...

It seems these three engineers were all contemplating what kind of an engineer God was when He created Man.

The first engineer stated, "God had to have been a Mechanical Engineer, for the symetry of the human body, and it's perfect design meant that this must be the case."

The second engineer made his case by stating, "God must have been an engineer specializing in Fluid Dynamics, for the circulatory system, as well as the heart, are the greatest fluid dynamics system ever created."

"You're both wrong!" the third engineer stated, "God had to have been a Civil Engineer!"

"How can you possibly explain that?" questioned the first engineer.

The third engineer quizzed, "Well...Who else but a Civil Engineer would be foolish enough to place the DUMP next to the PLAYGROUND?" :nonp:
Sociotard
Aug 25th, '05, 07:23 AM
I heard the same joke, except it was a "Sewer line through a recreational area"

Oh, don't forget a nice Emminent domain power. Foolish Fantastic Four! Your baxter building is now mine!
L. Marcus
Aug 25th, '05, 11:54 AM
Lot And Lots Of Paperwork: Darkness to Sight Group (SFX: A dense cloud of swirling paper sheets)
Tim
Aug 25th, '05, 01:53 PM
papercuts: 1pip RKA, penetrating, autofire 10.
L. Marcus
Aug 25th, '05, 02:28 PM
Callous Stubbornness: 20 Mental Defence, Hardened