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[Shadowpup]

As you walk down the alley the wall to the left explodes outward in a shower of brick. Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms.

Phase 12, go.

[Ben Seeman]

Am I armed? With what? Armor? Spells? Minotaur Slayer?

[Cancer]

Run away faster than Ben, while he's still asking questions. ;)

[Lethosos]

... More data, munchkin. Being vague isn't in vogue.

[Outsider]

I goggle at it, losing my phase 12 due to surprise.

Then I briefly wonder how many arms it has, what, with it carrying the body of a man, the head of an ox, AND an unconscious woman...

[Shadowpup]

I shoot him with my 6d6 RKA heat vision and smile as his ugly ox-head disappears. :)

I call foul, this is the Fantasy Hero board...

[Old Man]

My minotaur fighter turns to the heavily muscled creature and says, "Great! Now all we need is some beer."

[teh bunneh]

Beohorn, without thinking, unleashes a lightning bolt at the beast. Just as the energy crackles off his fingers, he realizes that the girl is in the line of fire and he diverts his blast harmlessly off into the sky. He attempts to regain the upper hand by shouting, "Now that you've seen what I'm capable of, you'd better put her down and leave... or else there'll be some real trouble!"

Arielle nocks three arrows, and steps back under cover to watch and see what the critter does.

:D

[Zeropoint]

"Yep, that one will do just fine. Thank you!"

[Super Squirrel]

As you walk down the alley the wall to the left explodes outward in a shower of brick. Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms.

Phase 12, go.
Deidra will spend a full phase casting "Focus of the Hawk" giving me +4 CSL with Swords, Lingering(5 minutes)

[War Cry]

As you walk down the alley the wall to the left explodes outward in a shower of brick. Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms.

Phase 12, go.

"Ach! Laddy, that's a fine lookin lass ye got there. D'ye mind tellin me where I might find one o' me own, and fer how much? Or might ye be willin to part wit da wee lass for a bit o' coin?"

"What's that? Ye don' be needin coin? Well how 'bout me horse here as I taint got much use for da beast. It smells worse than the knight o'er yonder and tis 'bout as useful."

[Blue Jogger]

As you walk down the alley the wall to the left explodes outward in a shower of brick. Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms.

Phase 12, go.

I duck behind some cover, hold aloft my magic sword and activate my Multiform.
"I HAVE THE POWER!" :D

[Wilfred_Death]

"Abort" to Panic :
+0 OCV, -2 DCV, Full Phase, Make Full Move but remain in same Hex, Incant, Gesture

'It's that succubus, and her minotaur follower!, This must be the Pub!, I'm a teapot, I'm a teapot....."

[LordGhee]

I stop and tuck up and step away from the wall, and call to my compadres.

(phase 13 I realise that they are to drunk to help anywayand this is going to be bad!)

[sinanju]

As you walk down the alley the wall to the left explodes outward in a shower of brick. Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms.

Phase 12, go.

I decide that the minotaur overtaxed his heart in the effort to crash thru the wall, and in the infinitely malleable reality that is mine to control, it happens. The minotaur gasps, clutches at his chest--dropping the woman in the process--and then falls over, dead.

[Trencher]

Hold action.

[MadCow]

I cast maximized fireball.


oops, wrong game... :p

[Lethosos]

Oh fine...

Gurt (a Saurkar ranger-type from an upcoming Shadow World campaign) will prolly quirk what passes for an eyebrow, then say...

"You know, there is a perfectly good door back over here..."

[Labrat]

Don't you see what's happening here guys and gals??? It's a test! It seems innocent but you're all being subjected to the Pup's screen for some god-forsaken sociology project! Put down your swords! Cancel your spells! Disbelieve! Disbelieve!

...either that or it's a cool screen that Pup is using at the behest of some interdimensional wizard who is assembling a league of new heroes to transport to his fantasy realm! Just like in 'The Last Starfighter'... but different!

[Outsider]

You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment...

Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil."

[Cancer]

You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment...

Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil."

Hey, I ran away. They aren't gonna wing my insurance for the wall.

[Trencher]

You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment...

Don't disturb me while I am holding my action.

[Old Man]

Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms.

"Hey, you two, get a room."

[MadCow]

You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment...

Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil."

Well... maybe you're right. Or perhaps the woman is evil, or is the Naughty Sauceress. Or perhaps both of them are evil.

That's why a fireball is the best solution to everything. :D

[Brother Jim]

my wolfen devourer says "hey, where'd you get the snakkies ?? i like 'em low-fat myself."

[teh bunneh]

You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment...

Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil."

Well, Beohorn is impulsive and likes to play the hero. He acts without thinking, so he'd automatically assume the minotaur is the badguy and the woman needs rescuing (and with any luck, maybe after he rescues the girl, she'll shack up with him later). :bounce:

Arielle is a little bit bloodthirsty, but she's gotten into trouble for shooting the wrong person before (um... several times), so she'd wait until things were made more clear. And then she'd shoot someone.

[The Mad GM]

Kindarus (mercenary captain) - offer to hire him.

Ventiun (thespian thaumaturge) - distract him by telekinetically waving my cloak in his face, trying desperately to think of a better plan.

Reginald (mage spy) - go invisible and follow him.

[Captain Obvious]

I waste him with my crossbow!

[Lethosos]

I waste him with my crossbow!
You, sir, are so not getting repped for that. :D

[prestidigitator]

I allocate all my willy CSLs to defense and then wiss on his foot.

[Shadowpup]

The bull headed man seems shocked and amazed at the fireworks, beer, and pee.

He looks annoyed and says, "Look pal, if you wanted the brunette you should have said so." He places the beautiful blonde at your feet, then goes back into the building.

You hear footsteps coming around the corner...

[Old Man]

I waste them with my crossbow!

[Captain Obvious]

Fireball coming on line...

[Cancer]

Crap. Here's someone just handing out gorgeous babes, and I've already run away as fast as I can. (http://www.herogames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=827192&postcount=3) Sounds like the rest of my life.

[prestidigitator]

I grab the brunette (...er, blonde?) and pretend we are making out in the corner until the footsteps pass by!
(...and consider allocating all my willy CSLs to offense, but resist the temptation for the time being, as she is unconscious and I am not that kind of guy.)

[Trencher]

I use my held action and say "Hello" to the woman and take a new hold action.

[rayoman]

As you walk down the alley the wall to the left explodes outward in a shower of brick. Out of the hole steps a large heavily muscled creature with the body of a man and the head of a ox. He carries what looks to be an unconscious woman in his arms.

Phase 12, go.

Not to make the assumption that the creature has indead harmed the woman I would simply ask, "Do you seek aid for the lady?" then hold my action to see how the creature reacts.

[rayoman]

You guys know that there isnt any proof that the minotaur isnt a good guy here, rescuing the unconscious woman from some cruel imprisonment...

Unless the standard in your campaign world is "Ugly is always Evil."

Agreed. I answered very similarly before I read the 2nd page of the post.

[prestidigitator]

Agreed. I answered very similarly before I read the 2nd page of the post.
All I did was wiss on his foot! Sheesh! He decided to hand over the girl, not knowing if I had good intentions or not. That does make him something less than altogether conscientious. :D