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The_Hero
May 9th, '03, 06:50 AM
Who would win THIS clash of comic titans? And why?

Lord Liaden
May 9th, '03, 09:01 AM
Dynomutt is very versatile, but not bright. Blue Falcon is a highly skilled normal with some gadgets.

Avenger is an unusually strong, intelligent and well-trained eagle, but still just a bird. Birdman, OTOH, has solar-powered superstrength and formidable energy-projection powers. Birdman and Avenger should win handily.

During the day. After sundown, though, Birdman is roast squab. ;)

zornwil
May 9th, '03, 12:01 PM
Lawyers always win. I say Harv.

GestaltBennie
May 10th, '03, 12:39 AM
Nighthawk.

gewing
May 10th, '03, 12:41 AM
WHo really cares??? :) Only saw one or two episodes of Birdman, Tried to avoid Blue Falcon after 2nd show...

Xandarr
May 10th, '03, 01:54 PM
... and you didn't.

It's all over when Mighty Man and his faithful dog Yuck arrive on the scene and Yuck "accidentally" removes his doghouse, revealing a face that makes all the others produce fecal material in their shorts and run screaming.

By the way, what exactly IS the point value of "so ugly it makes trees wither"??

Curiously,
Steve

Catacomb
May 10th, '03, 02:13 PM
Yeah, but now Birdman is 'Harvey Birdman Attourney at Law' and his loitigation would win the day.

Lord Liaden
May 10th, '03, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Xandarr
[BBy the way, what exactly IS the point value of "so ugly it makes trees wither"??

Curiously,
Steve [/B]

That's covered under "Negative Comeliness" on FREd pp. 23-24. I'd say Yuck would definitely be well below the -10 COM that you can get for "free" by selling back your base Comeliness, so he certainly should pay something.

(I can't believe I'm treating this seriously.):rolleyes:

Kevin Scrivner
May 11th, '03, 05:39 AM
Dynomutt trashes everyone else, including Blue Falcon -- unintentionally, of course. He's a disaster waiting to happen along the lines of Inspector Clouseau and Maxwell Smart. Mere firepower can't compete with cosmic-level incompetence.

Kevin Scrivner
May 11th, '03, 05:54 AM
You can find write-ups for the combatants at

http://www.sysabend.org/champions/gnborh/groups/gnborh-Cartoon.html

bubba smith
Mar 25th, '08, 12:05 PM
in one word
BIRDMAN

Lord Liaden
Mar 25th, '08, 12:08 PM
That word should be, "BIIIIIIIRD... MAAAN!!"

Certified
Mar 25th, '08, 12:12 PM
I do believe Blue Falcon won since he set Birdman up for murdering Dynomutt.

MilkmanDan
Mar 25th, '08, 12:14 PM
Depends on who Phil Sebben is supporting.

Kenn
Mar 25th, '08, 12:24 PM
Birdman... especially if Dynomutt has time to prepare.

bubba smith
Mar 26th, '08, 03:01 AM
That word should be, "BIIIIIIIRD... MAAAN!!"
i knew i should've written it like that
birdmanwould've bown"blue falcon ...and dog wonder AWAAAY"