Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief

[Trained Chicken]

You all remember this stumblebum from Super Friends. What would he be like as a Bizarro? Show us what you got.

[assault]

It's a bit difficult Bizarro-ing him without designing the original character first, but...

Same powerset - *lots* of growth and related stuff.
Similar skillset - lots of wilderness stuff.
Plus he can actually speak like someone without brain damage.

But he's ugly, and has no more fashion sense than the original.

[J.J.]

He's a giant bizarro native american with tremendous strength and durability. When trouble comes around, he says his magic words and reduces himself to man size!

[Trained Chicken]

He's a giant bizarro native american with tremendous strength and durability. When trouble comes around, he says his magic words and reduces himself to man size!*

You mean, "Eunuch-nuk"?

[Jeff T.]

He shrinks and talks like a cowboy.

[Log-Man]

*

You mean, "Eunuch-nuk"?
Umm... "Eunuch"? :nonp:

[Log-Man]

Well, since Apache Chief and Bizarro both have horrendous speech patterns, I think the Bizarro Chief would have to be the most lucid, well-spoken Bizarro of all time.


Second only to Bizarro Dubya... :whistle:

[Trained Chicken]

Umm... "Eunuch"? :nonp:

You-NUK-nuk, if you like. Having him say Eunuch is funnier.

[Log-Man]

You-NUK-nuk, if you like. Having him say Eunuch is funnier.
Indeed.

But i always thought it was "E nuk chuk" :think:

[CrosshairCollie]

Actually, in keeping with the modern Bizarro-ism, I'd have him shrink when he says his magic words (since the modern Bizarro has Superman's heat vision and freeze breath backwards as freeze vision and fire breath), in addition to the messed up vocal patterns and general poor logic.

As a side note, I love Batzarro. :)

According to Wikipedia (take that for what you will), he says 'Inuk Chuk', which is apparently Apache for 'Big Man'.

[keithcurtis]

I think Bizarro Apache Chief would stay big all the time, having forgotten the Apache words for "Little Man"

Curtis "me am bizarro" Keith

[FenrisUlf]

Indeed.

But i always thought it was "E nuk chuk" :think:

When I was younger, I used to think he was saying "Me-up-chuck!" Now there's a challenging power writeup. ;)

[Log-Man]

When I was younger, I used to think he was saying "Me-up-chuck!" Now there's a challenging power writeup. ;)
I don't even want to visualize a fifty foot nearly naked indian summoning the power of up-chuck...



Too late! The visuals are winning...ack! :ugly:

[devlin1]

Indeed.

But i always thought it was "E nuk chuk" :think:
Yes. I believe that's part of the joke.

If Inukchuk --> Growth ~ Phallic Symbol = Masculinity, then

Eunuch = Loss of Masculinity ~ Shrinking <-- Eunuchchuck

[Trained Chicken]

It occurs to me, he's wrapped himself in some sort of skirt.. and when he grows, everyone can see his enormous junk. Makes sense to me.

[MCMaenza]

If you all haven't seen the Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law epsiode with Apache Chief, you really should! Some hilarious, hilarious stuff - touching upon much of which is mentioned above.

[Derek Hiemforth]

I really need to stay out of this thread... ;)

[Eyendasky80]

Wait, come back. You haven't heard that the plot of that episode revolved around the Chief's impotence.