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Markdoc
Jan 30th, '06, 03:41 AM
Not to hijack the scary relationship thread, but going with the narnia theme:

Last night we were playing the regular D20 game. To get to the bad guys' lair in a hidden dimensional space, the easiest route is through the city's sewers, (they have an entry to our space hidden down there). One of the players commented that our entry to the sewers was like the wardrobe in the Narnia stories. I got a good laugh by pointing out the original storyline was changed when "The Lion, the Witch and the Watercloset" did not play well with potential audiences.

But what made Tinke snort tea out her nose was the added comment that after consultation with the focus group they also wrote the Brown Witch out of the story. :D

cheers, Mark

boomer
Jan 30th, '06, 07:39 AM
But what made Tinke snort tea out her nose was the added comment that after consultation with the focus group they also wrote the Brown Witch out of the story. :D

cheers, Mark

That's also the time they decided to scrap the scene where the Characters get attacked by the Evil, flesh-eating Corn-Eyed Brown Trout......:D

keithcurtis
Jan 30th, '06, 08:03 AM
And here I was expecting a thread about Santa Claus...

Keith "What about The Porcelain Chair?" Curtis

Cancer
Jan 30th, '06, 08:04 AM
Actually, I was expecting the Jolly Green Giant.

Shadowpup
Jan 30th, '06, 09:21 AM
Nah, that's Markdoc taking inventory. Everybody knows he's pimp.

Old Man
Jan 30th, '06, 11:16 AM
And here I was expecting a thread about Santa Claus...

The White Witch as Mrs. Claus? A scary relationship indeed.

Shadowpup
Jan 30th, '06, 11:31 AM
She keeps track of the naughty list.





That way she knows who to recruit.

Badger
Jan 30th, '06, 11:59 AM
Honey, you sure you dont want to give the nice kids the coal this year.:)

Supreme Serpent
Jan 30th, '06, 01:28 PM
The Plumber's Nephew?

Aslanhat. ;)

Old Man
Jan 30th, '06, 01:35 PM
She keeps track of the naughty list.

O beautiful White Witch, I have been naughty. Please... punish me.

Supreme Serpent
Jan 30th, '06, 01:52 PM
O beautiful White Witch, I have been naughty. Please... punish me.

Turkish delight indeed...

Badger
Jan 31st, '06, 12:48 AM
What ever became of Old Man?

Badger: Well, last I saw of him, he was hanging around the White Witch's place with this wierd silly grin on his face.


Note: Old Man, I think she might be too much for you. You are not as spry as you used to be. Your heart wouldnt be able to take it.

Badger
Jan 31st, '06, 12:50 AM
Markdoc the pimp? :eek:


And I suppose he is giving discounts to all of the Herogames ascended in hopes for some free rep.:rolleyes:

Old Man
Jan 31st, '06, 04:24 PM
Note: Old Man, I think she might be too much for you. You are not as spry as you used to be. Your heart wouldnt be able to take it.

Pah. I have the stamina of a thousand of you mortals.

Lethosos
Feb 1st, '06, 12:48 PM
Pah. I have the stamina of a thousand of you mortals.
Well, let me know when you need your Viagra prescription filled again...

Old Man
Feb 1st, '06, 01:14 PM
Why would I call you when I have a million offers for the stuff waiting in my email inbox every morning?

Badger
Feb 2nd, '06, 12:58 AM
Only a million?

Old Man
Feb 2nd, '06, 09:06 AM
Spam filter.