View Full Version : Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)
AdamLeisemann
Feb 19th, '06, 02:39 PM
Soap Opera Hero (Will Valerie find out that her lover is secretly Mechanon? Will Takahide Yakamura ever recover from his Sacrifice Throw induced Coma? Find out this and much more on... "As the Dice Roll!")
XXX Hero (No more needs to be said... Well, it has nothing to do with Vin Diesel or the State of the Union.)
Happy Tree Hero (Again... The less said, the better)
Curufea
Feb 19th, '06, 06:14 PM
Senate of Rome (or other political intrigue) Hero.
Sitcom Hero
Romance Hero
aylwin13
Feb 19th, '06, 06:37 PM
:bmk:Reality TV HERO
yamamura
Feb 19th, '06, 07:06 PM
Barbie HERO....
Watching the Grass Grow HERO...
Susano
Feb 19th, '06, 07:06 PM
Playground HERO
Tech Support HERO
Sketchpad
Feb 19th, '06, 07:42 PM
Girls Gone Hero
Pinball Hero
Pong Hero
aylwin13
Feb 19th, '06, 07:47 PM
American Idol HERO :sick:
incrdbil
Feb 19th, '06, 07:54 PM
Proctologist HERO.
Informercial HERO
Political HERO
Used Cares Sales HERO
IRS HERO
d20 Game Company HERO
Susano
Feb 19th, '06, 07:58 PM
Hentai HERO
Yuri HERO
Yaoi HERO
Major Tom
Feb 19th, '06, 11:15 PM
Golf HERO.
Major Tom :eg:
AdamLeisemann
Feb 20th, '06, 06:14 AM
Microbe Hero
X-Play Hero (G4 Reference.)
Chumpions (the inept Champions)
Dork Chumpions (Dark Champions gone incompetent)
AdamLeisemann
Feb 20th, '06, 06:15 AM
Cartoon Hero ("What we do is what you just can't do!")
Supreme Serpent
Feb 20th, '06, 07:44 AM
Dark Champions: The Illuminated Manuscript
BobGreenwade
Feb 20th, '06, 08:25 AM
Porn Hero
Theatre Hero
Domestic Service Hero
(Note: Sitcom Hero, Cartoon Hero, and Romance Hero are actually possibilities... but let's not discuss that here!)
AdamLeisemann
Feb 20th, '06, 09:58 AM
I might want to look those up sometime...
Edsel
Feb 20th, '06, 09:59 AM
NGD Hero
Skills like Flame War, Pointless Poll Creation, KS: Pie, etc.
AdamLeisemann
Feb 20th, '06, 10:23 AM
Would Flame War be a combat skill? Maybe a martial art?
Karmakaze
Feb 20th, '06, 10:55 AM
Chick Tract (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp) HERO
AdamLeisemann
Feb 20th, '06, 11:38 AM
Sprite Hero (Based on Bob & George or 8-bit Theater. Good comics, but not exactly ideal for games)
Nascar Hero (We all know that Nascar and Gaming don't mix! :p)
Blaxploitation Hero (A subset of Dark Champions that is guaranteed to offend any African American.)
Furry Hero (I'm a fur fan, but given how the media depicts us (rather defamingly), it either better be good stuff or simply avoided.)
The Main Man
Feb 20th, '06, 12:08 PM
Skit Show HERO
Macarena HERO
Roshambo (don't know how to spell it) HERO
Shopping HERO
The Rocky Horror Picture HERO (okay, I might take that one back)
Otaku HERO
Kindergarten HERO
Poker HERO
Sports Bar & Grill HERO
aylwin13
Feb 20th, '06, 12:25 PM
Fantasy Football HERO
Magic: The Gathering HERO
Curufea
Feb 20th, '06, 12:26 PM
Chumpions (the inept Champions)
Dork Chumpions (Dark Champions gone incompetent)
I disagree here - we had a few sessions based on Mystery Men - it was fun!
Anyhow thought I'd add -
Hero Hero (what are Steve Long's stats again?)
John Desmarais
Feb 20th, '06, 12:42 PM
Blaxploitation Hero (A subset of Dark Champions that is guaranteed to offend any African American.)
Yeah. Besides, there's already a D20 game of this.
http://www.pen-paper.net/rpgdb.php?op=showbook&bookid=4745 (don't want to be copying that "other game" too much, now do we?)
JakSpade
Feb 20th, '06, 12:46 PM
Playground HERO
No way! Playground Hero would be SOOOO cool! It'd be like a mix of Teen Champions and Lunch Money (http://www.atlas-games.com/product_tables/AG1100.php)...
Heheh... Spinning Backfist!
(EDIT: A buddy of mine wrote up a kid character for an old campaign who had "Schoolyard Martial Arts, with maneuvers like Shove/Takeaway, Trip and Sacrifice Takedown (where he throws you down and lands on top of you)... ah, the fun days...
Jak :ugly:
The Main Man
Feb 20th, '06, 01:31 PM
Lunch Lady HERO
nexus
Feb 20th, '06, 11:14 PM
Care Bear Hero
tkdguy
Feb 20th, '06, 11:26 PM
Unheroic HERO?
Oh wait.... I've played that already! :hush:
Susano
Feb 21st, '06, 01:59 AM
Red Tape HERO
IRS HERO
People and Paychecks HERO
ross_winn
Feb 21st, '06, 04:41 AM
Incontinence Hero
AdamLeisemann
Feb 21st, '06, 06:40 AM
Housepet Hero (though I will admit to being interested in what a HERO system game based on Watership Down would be like...)
Susano
Feb 21st, '06, 06:42 AM
Housepet Hero (though I will admit to being interested in what a HERO system game based on Watership Down would be like...)
Bunnies and Burrows HERO!
austenandrews
Feb 21st, '06, 10:52 AM
Invulnerability HERO
Poker HERO
Time Stop HERO
RomanMetal
Feb 21st, '06, 11:10 AM
XXX Hero (No more needs to be said... Well, it has nothing to do with Vin Diesel or the State of the Union.)
I have found 2 books about this in stores, this month. And I wasn’t looking for them. One of them cost more than $40.
Office Space Hero
Bedtime Stories Hero
Stalker Hero
austenandrews
Feb 21st, '06, 11:15 AM
Bedtime Stories Hero
It might look something like this. (http://childrensbooksonline.org/Robber_Kitten/pages/15_Robber_Kitten.htm)
BobGreenwade
Feb 21st, '06, 11:40 AM
Household Repair Hero
Cop Rock: The Role-Playing Game
megaplayboy
Feb 21st, '06, 12:43 PM
"cyber" Hero
Egyptoid
Feb 21st, '06, 01:01 PM
HAMSTER HERO
who's your owner ?
how big is your cage ?
how often are you fed ?
how often are you let out ?
do other household pets hunt you ?
does your wheel squeak ?
are your shavings fresh ?
and if DOJ can get the HAMTARO license,
this could be their first big licensed universe.
HAMSTER HERO !
hancock.tom
Feb 21st, '06, 01:29 PM
Winter Olympics HERO
The Main Man
Feb 21st, '06, 01:48 PM
Larp Hero
AdamLeisemann
Feb 21st, '06, 06:30 PM
Hallucinogenic Hero (WHEEEEEEE! Fingers...:p )
Psychoanalytic Hero
"Special" Hero (think of The Ringer :sick:)
Gawain
Feb 21st, '06, 09:49 PM
Cola Wars Hero.
Black Rose
Feb 21st, '06, 10:12 PM
Ones I'd buy:
XXX Hero (No more needs to be said... Well, it has nothing to do with Vin Diesel or the State of the Union.)
Happy Tree Hero (Again... The less said, the better)
Reality TV HERO
Girls Gone Hero
Hentai HERO
Yuri HERO
Yaoi HERO
Porn Hero
Blaxploitation Hero (A subset of Dark Champions that is guaranteed to offend any African American.)
Furry Hero (I'm a fur fan, but given how the media depicts us (rather defamingly), it either better be good stuff or simply avoided.)
Otaku HERO
Playground HERO
Ones I'd play:
Happy Tree Hero - it'd be like Toon HERO, only sicker
Reality TV HERO - I admit I see it more as freeform roleplaying, but...
Girls Gone Hero - :sneaky:
Hentai HERO - :sneaky: :sneaky:
Yuri HERO - :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:
Yaoi HERO - why not? RPing is fun.
Furry Hero - I'm a Furry fan, after all.
Otaku HERO - I'm also an Anime fan, too.
Playground HERO - Being a big ol' kid is fun.
What can I say; I'm a pervert.
Basil
Feb 21st, '06, 10:31 PM
Rock/Paper/Scissors HERO
Voice Mail HERO
Dealing with Government Bureaucrats HERO
Working in a Cubicle HERO
Working in Costumer Relations HERO
Housewife HERO
Street-Bum HERO
megaplayboy
Feb 22nd, '06, 05:48 AM
Copyright Infringement Hero(with cover picture of Mickey Mouse, Batman and Barney shooting up in a McDonalds)
Adventus
Feb 22nd, '06, 06:02 AM
Accountant Hero. We all know they are supposed to be boring. :D
F.A.T.A.L. H.E.R.O. for obvious reasons.
AdamLeisemann
Feb 22nd, '06, 06:18 AM
More that I would avoid:
Choaniki Hero
Sideshow Hero
Ideas:
If you guys did a Cartoon Hero, I might have some ideas for a setting for a Cartoon Hero/Dark Champions hybrid setting. It still needs work, but I can provide some ideas.
mvoncannon
Feb 22nd, '06, 08:15 AM
SNIP
More that I would avoid:
Ideas:
If you guys did a Cartoon Hero, I might have some ideas for a setting for a Cartoon Hero/Dark Champions hybrid setting. It still needs work, but I can provide some ideas.
Hero does have a "cartoon" setting. Although not exactly Bugs Bunny type, it is done rather well. DCTAS (http://www.herogames.com/Products/DCTAS.jsp)
Arac-4105
Feb 22nd, '06, 08:49 AM
Loser Hero
Geek Hero
Nerd Hero
Spaz Hero
Egyptoid
Feb 22nd, '06, 09:04 AM
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN of ULTIMATE DESTINY
the HERO fighting game, featuring Shaq-Fu !
JakSpade
Feb 22nd, '06, 09:59 AM
Did someone already mention...
Terrorist Hero
CSI Lab Tech Hero
Seinfeld Hero (Multipower... what's up with THAT?) :nonp:
Jak
gamerz123
Feb 22nd, '06, 10:05 AM
Lawn Ornament Hero
50's Model Family Sitcom Hero
Dust Bunny Hero
RomanMetal
Feb 22nd, '06, 10:34 AM
RPG Developer Hero (ok, this one is not my idea)
Sport Fishing Hero
Sound Testing Hero
Chicken Run (the movie) Hero
80-star-doing-lame-commercials-now Hero (Mister T, Alf, ...)
Enforcer84
Feb 22nd, '06, 10:44 AM
D20 Hero
Not so HERO
Binary HERO
CupsNCakes HERO
Commune HERO
Susano
Feb 22nd, '06, 10:45 AM
Video Gamer HERO (create characters who are video game masters! fun for the whole family! Complete with "Enraged if denied chocolate milk.")
The Main Man
Feb 22nd, '06, 11:59 AM
Daily Commute HERO
Library HERO
McDonald's HERO
Vaseline HERO
George Michael HERO
Smoking HERO
AliceTheOwl
Feb 22nd, '06, 12:38 PM
I love how the title of this thread says, "intended to be humorous". Because we all know how dreadfully wrong the intention of a thread can go sometimes.
Anyway, on that note:
Thread Drift Hero
Data Entry Hero
Realtor Hero
Mall Hero
Cancer
Feb 22nd, '06, 12:54 PM
First Grade Classroom Hero
(Can you overcome Bad Willy Sorenson and his spitwads of doom?)
Dental Hygiene Hero
(Crippling gingivitis threatens truth, beauty, and the American Way!!)
Tenure & Promotion Committee Meeting Hero
(Which will kill our university faster? Academic mediocrity or unending tsunamis of boredom?)
Party til ya Puke Hero
(The only way to save cizilivation ... er ... zilivication ... uhm ... cifilixation ... ah, hell with it ... life as we know it, is FLAMING TEQUILA SHOTS!! Chug! Chug! Chug!)
Alzheimer's Hero
("I smite him with my bedpan!")
Geometry of n-Dimensional Manifolds Hero
(Let Z be a complex manifold; recall that an n-cycle in Z is a locally ... (2) through each point in F passes a compact n-dimension analytic subset of F....)
1040 Hero
("I, Dr. Destroyer, know your every weakness ... and here, line 8b on Schedule C, here it is! The key to your inevitable, humiliating destruction!")
AdamLeisemann
Feb 22nd, '06, 03:31 PM
SNIP
Hero does have a "cartoon" setting. Although not exactly Bugs Bunny type, it is done rather well. DCTAS (http://www.herogames.com/Products/DCTAS.jsp)
I am well aware of DC: TAS. I got it for my brother as a birthday present.
Anyways...
More to avoid:
Toy Hero
"Toy" Hero (entirely different. Supplement to XXX Hero)
Passion Play Hero (some game companies will never learn that using a game to push religion will always result in the game being horrid)
Curufea
Feb 23rd, '06, 02:46 PM
Along the lines of "Geek Hero"-
Virgin Hero
No Social Life Hero
Disgusting Personal Habits Hero
Movie Trivia Hero (Making a PRE attack with quote knowledge)
Sports Trivia Hero
Binge Hero
Purge Hero
Binge Hero
Diceless Hero
Systemless Hero
ThothAmon
Feb 23rd, '06, 02:46 PM
D20 HERO
Gynaecologist HERO
SuperPheemy
Feb 23rd, '06, 02:57 PM
Juke-box HE-RO
Got stars in his eyes!
sing it with me!
JUKE-BOX HE-RO
He got one guitar!
Campaigns start in a town without a name
In a heavy downpour.
Characters have got to stay on top!
Supreme Serpent
Feb 23rd, '06, 03:27 PM
Seinfeld Hero (Multipower... what's up with THAT?) :nonp:
Jak
:lol:
Jerry: "No Kramer, you can't borrow my battlesuit tonight."
Kramer: "But Jerry! I'm going to need the extra defense! Eurostar's *loaded* with killing attacks!"
Jerry: "Maybe you should have thought about that before you brought it back last time smelling like fish. Do you know how hard it is to air out powered armor?"
Kramer: "Is it my fault Atlanteans have bad hygiene? Jerry, please, I'm begging you...think of the stun multiples!"
Jerry: "Look. If you can manage to scrounge up 5pts, I'll make an extra you can use. That's the best I can do."
George: "What are you looking at me for? If I had an extra 5pts, you think I'd still have *this* Comeliness?"
gamerz123
Feb 23rd, '06, 03:52 PM
Juke-box HE-RO
Got stars in his eyes!
sing it with me!
JUKE-BOX HE-RO
He got one guitar!
Campaigns start in a town without a name
In a heavy downpour.
Characters have got to stay on top!
Darnit! You had to go and do something like that before I could give you rep again! :D
hawkfu
Feb 23rd, '06, 09:20 PM
Girls Gone Hero
Pinball Hero
Pong Hero
Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Girls Gone Hero.
Hawkfu
Egyptoid
Feb 24th, '06, 10:41 AM
Clerk Hero
Hero-Rats
Chasing Hero
Enforcer84
Feb 24th, '06, 12:12 PM
Juke-box HE-RO
Got stars in his eyes!
sing it with me!
JUKE-BOX HE-RO
He got one guitar!
Campaigns start in a town without a name
In a heavy downpour.
Characters have got to stay on top!
I'd play that.
AliceTheOwl
Feb 24th, '06, 12:38 PM
Pregnancy Hero.
:D
Susano
Feb 24th, '06, 01:03 PM
Maid HERO
What?
Cancer
Feb 24th, '06, 01:03 PM
Hmm. I was gonna say Sewage Treatment Plant HERO, but I'm just about certain there's modules out there that have scenes amidst the leachase tanks. And if there's not, there should be.
Egyptoid
Feb 24th, '06, 02:08 PM
VEGGIE-HERO
like Veggie-Tales, but with Code versus Killing instead.
Cancer
Feb 24th, '06, 02:38 PM
Pregnancy Hero.
:D
I can't recall who said it, but there's a semi-famous diatribe with the line, "No one gets a gold medal for childbirth."
Basil
Feb 24th, '06, 05:08 PM
Tourist HERO
Chef HERO
Wait-staff HERO
Egyptoid
Feb 24th, '06, 06:39 PM
John-Boy Hero on Waltons Mountain
Little House on the Hero Prairie
Hero and the Bandit (trucks & cars)
Susano
Feb 24th, '06, 06:44 PM
Hyper-Realitic Post Nuclear War Hero (a.k.a. Rat and Roach Wars Hero)
Creeks and Crawdads Hero
The Sims Hero
proditor
Feb 24th, '06, 07:47 PM
Chuck Norris HERO (Cuz lets face it, if you don't get to be Chuck, what's the point. And if you do, you can just win with a roundhouse kick)
Susano
Feb 24th, '06, 07:53 PM
Chuck Norris HERO (Cuz lets face it, if you don't get to be Chuck, what's the point. And if you do, you can just win with a roundhouse kick)
Countered with Mr. T HERO!
proditor
Feb 24th, '06, 08:29 PM
Countered with Mr. T HERO!And if you tried to combine them into Chuck Norris & Mr. T HERO, well they'd have to rename the HERO Games offices as "The point where too much awesomeness almost destroyed the world". ;)
Egyptoid
Feb 25th, '06, 06:18 AM
Discussion Hero
Peregrine
Feb 25th, '06, 06:26 AM
Mexican Pro Wrestling Hero.
Whoops, too late...
Matt Frisbee
Feb 25th, '06, 10:52 AM
Genres to avoid --
Logan's Run Hero (especially if your character happens to be 29 or so)
Soilent Green Hero (Still people after all these years!)
Silent Running Hero (If Bruce Dern doesn't kill you, he's just going to blow up the Valley Forge anyway...)
Failsafe Hero (Mutually Assured Destruction, anyone?)
Chinese Dramatic Cinema Hero (Everybody has to die at the end of each story arc for some reason or another...)
On The Beach Hero (What's the point of it all, humanity is just waiting to die, after all...)
Saw Hero (High EGO is an absolute must for characters while Regeneration powers are most certainly not allowed, but things are going to get messy...)
Goth Rave Hero (Yeah, it's all pretty pointless -- especially the bit with the makeup. Clothes are pretty cool, though.)
Roman Galley Slave Hero (That drum really gets annoying after a while...)
Roto-Rooter Hero (Things are going to get sh---- Well, you know.)
Matt "Still-bored-at-work" Frisbee
Susano
Feb 25th, '06, 10:58 AM
Chinese Dramatic Cinema Hero (Everybody has to die at the end of each story arc for some reason or another...)
Yeah, but if you're lucky, you get to play Chow Yun-Fat.... :D
Andrea
Feb 25th, '06, 02:14 PM
Hi I'm back after a long hiatus from this board in case someone noticed...(which I doubt)
I' d definitely avoid:
Job Hero ( I do that every day)
Husband Hero ( same as above)
Soap Opera Hero (After everyone has "bedded" every relatives and friends around the story get a little boring....)
Trafic Jam Hero ( Unless you take off the "no killing" limitation...)
I'm quite sure that I could come up with something else....
Ciao
Andrea
John Desmarais
Feb 25th, '06, 02:40 PM
Hero and the Bandit (trucks & cars)
You know, with the right players, this could actually be fun.
What?
tkdguy
Feb 25th, '06, 05:09 PM
Discussion Hero
Isn't that the NGD? ;)
AdamLeisemann
Feb 25th, '06, 05:10 PM
Whose HERO is it anyway?
Kink Hero (supplement to XXX Hero)
Stand Up Comic Hero
The Ultimate Pest
Susano
Feb 25th, '06, 05:32 PM
XXX Hero (No more needs to be said... Well, it has nothing to do with Vin Diesel or the State of the Union.)
Yeah, wouldn't the latter be xXx HERO?
tkdguy
Feb 25th, '06, 06:51 PM
I Need a HERO: The Bonnie Tyler Campaign
aylwin13
Feb 25th, '06, 07:00 PM
Olympics HERO
Curling HERO (sub-genre)
Lemurion
Feb 25th, '06, 10:54 PM
Zero Hero
Lucius
Feb 26th, '06, 12:32 AM
Chick Tract (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp) HERO
You mean, like Dogs in the Vineyard?
Lucius Alexander
Only with more violence, suggests the palindromedary
Lucius
Feb 26th, '06, 12:45 AM
It might look something like this. (http://childrensbooksonline.org/Robber_Kitten/pages/15_Robber_Kitten.htm)
I've taken courses in children's literature, I've read The Cunning Little Vixen (shocking story that it was) and still this astonished me.
"I don't wish to be cruel, you know, although I'm determined to kill and rob them all."
Lucius Alexander
The palindromedary rather likes the songs...
Soon after that it met a cat
“Now give to me your purse
Or I’ll shoot you through,
And stab you too,
And kill you, which is worse!
Worse, worse, worse,
And kill you, which is worse!
Robert Harrison
Feb 26th, '06, 07:39 AM
Grave of the Fireflies HERO (comes with a box of Kleenex)
BobGreenwade
Feb 26th, '06, 08:55 AM
Broadway Hero
Geisha Hero (another Porn Hero subgenre supplement)
Manufacturing Hero
Fly-Fishing Hero
AdamLeisemann
Feb 26th, '06, 10:08 AM
Geisha Hero (another Porn Hero subgenre supplement)
Excuse me for being a tad anal here, but that would actually be Baishun Hero. Geisha were entertainers, not prostitutes. Baishun were the prostitutes working at "Reed Houses" that were always run by a woman who was once a Baishun herself (Sorry. I've been reading Sengoku.)
Susano
Feb 26th, '06, 10:11 AM
Excuse me for being a tad anal here, but that would actually be Baishun Hero. Geisha were entertainers, not prostitutes. Baishun were the prostitutes working at "Reed Houses" that were always run by a woman who was once a Baishun herself (Sorry. I've been reading Sengoku.)
Blade of the Immortal told me much the same. :D
BobGreenwade
Feb 26th, '06, 10:20 AM
Excuse me for being a tad anal here, but that would actually be Baishun Hero. Geisha were entertainers, not prostitutes. Baishun were the prostitutes working at "Reed Houses" that were always run by a woman who was once a Baishun herself (Sorry. I've been reading Sengoku.)
I stand corrected.
Egyptoid
Feb 26th, '06, 12:48 PM
Chuck Norris & Mr. T ... together ... "The point where too much awesomeness almost destroyed the world". ;)
FROM IMDB: :D
Joint Ventures
Sorry, there appear to be no titles for which
* Chuck Norris (Actor)
* Mr. T (Actor)
are both/all credited.
thank goodness it never happened.
Egyptoid
Feb 26th, '06, 12:51 PM
DOCTORAL HERO (buy a High PRE to defend that dissertation)
Lemurion
Feb 26th, '06, 02:14 PM
Litterbox Hero
Politically Correct Hero (remember characters don't have disadvantages, they just might be "differently advantaged").
Curufea
Feb 26th, '06, 03:44 PM
Litterbox Hero
Politically Correct Hero (remember characters don't have disadvantages, they just might be "differently advantaged").
:)
Politically Correct Hero
Impulsively Random Special Needs = Accidental Change
Experienced = Age
Health and Welbeing Special Need Requirements = Dependence
Carer = Dependent NPC
Appearance Enhancements = Distinctive Features
Anger issues = Enraged/Berserk
Needed = Hunted
Differently Physical (or Physically Challenged) = Physical Limitation
Individual Outlook = Psychological Limitation
Socially Advantaged = Reputation
Competitive = Rivalry
Socially Challenged = Social Limitation
Environmentally Challenged = Susceptibility
Differently Lucky = Unluck
Differently Invulnerable = Vulnerability
And another idea occured-
Game Publisher Hero
Egyptoid
Feb 26th, '06, 04:08 PM
NARCO HERO :joint:
= = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Ultimate Ambush Bug :nonp:
= = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Peregrine
Feb 26th, '06, 06:13 PM
Romance Novel Hero
AdamLeisemann
Feb 26th, '06, 06:21 PM
Filmmaker Hero (Be a director or a movie star!)
Tear-jerker Hero (always a sad ending)
Classical Literature Hero (Always just plain depressing)
Basil
Feb 26th, '06, 06:27 PM
Mexican Pro Wrestling Hero.
Whoops, too late...
Thank gods I'm not the only one appalled by Lunchmeat Libre, or whatever it's called.
Basil
Feb 26th, '06, 06:36 PM
:)
Politically Correct Hero
Impulsively Random Special Needs = Accidental Change
Experienced = Age
Health and Welbeing Special Need Requirements = Dependence
Carer = Dependent NPC
Appearance Enhancements = Distinctive Features
Anger issues = Enraged/Berserk
Needed = Hunted
Differently Physical (or Physically Challenged) = Physical Limitation
Individual Outlook = Psychological Limitation
Socially Advantaged = Reputation
Competitive = Rivalry
Socially Challenged = Social Limitation
Environmentally Challenged = Susceptibility
Differently Lucky = Unluck
Differently Invulnerable = Vulnerability
And another idea occured-
Game Publisher Hero
"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."
Sigh.
AdamLeisemann
Feb 27th, '06, 09:21 AM
Emoticon Hero (:dyn This is Defender)
Triumph Hero (with stats for the infamous Insult Comic Dog)
Soap Opera Hero Vol. II (Who shot Doctor Destroyer? Was it Valerius the Harper? Mechanon? Wilson? The Fatman? Blooperman? Defender? Or someone else? Find out, on "As the Dice Roll!")
Egyptoid
Feb 27th, '06, 10:04 AM
Cardboard Hero
AdamLeisemann
Feb 27th, '06, 10:25 AM
Cardboard Hero
I think Gurps has that as a line of Miniatures, including some Champions characters. :p
Actually, that's Cardboard Heroes. Oops.
Euphamistic Hero, if you know what I mean...
Heaven Hero (the place seems awfully boring.)
Hell Hero (too depressing)
Katamari Hero (all you do is roll-up huge balls of junk and turn them into stars. Absolutely not for those with Codes against Killing.)
AdamLeisemann
Feb 27th, '06, 10:27 AM
Typo Hero (75 Pints base, 75 pints disadvantages)
BobGreenwade
Feb 27th, '06, 10:50 AM
Typo Hero (75 Pints base, 75 pints disadvantages)Wouldn't that be 75 ponits?
Susano
Feb 27th, '06, 11:07 AM
Typo Hero (75 Pints base, 75 pints disadvantages)
75 pints would be a disadvantage, it would be lethal!!! :drink:
AdamLeisemann
Feb 27th, '06, 03:25 PM
My brother spotted the Pint Typo in a Champions thread. A message concerning Wasp having "45 pints" in mystery disadvantages. Might fit for...
Drunk Hero (Let'sh go, Championsh!)
Egyptoid
Feb 27th, '06, 07:38 PM
Katamari Hero (all you do is roll-up huge balls of junk and turn them into stars. Absolutely not for those with Codes against Killing.)
dude we tried and tried to model the Katamari
rolling-up power in Champions.
Its too powerful.
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SPACE HERO :dyn (not Star Wars, NASA)
SPACED HERO :joint: (not NASA, Berkeley)
Curufea
Feb 27th, '06, 09:51 PM
Binary Hero (all points costs must be calculated in base 2)
AdamLeisemann
Feb 28th, '06, 08:16 AM
GrizzlyHero (Based on the documentary with that crazy guy from Grizzlyman)
Maybe just Ducumentary Hero
Egyptoid
Feb 28th, '06, 09:58 AM
CRACK HERO
RomanMetal
Feb 28th, '06, 10:02 AM
Street bum Hero
“No, not in the face” Hero
Star Wars Holiday Special Hero
Alien Abduction Hero
BobGreenwade
Feb 28th, '06, 10:06 AM
Maybe just Ducumentary Hero
I'd just been thinking this morning of suggesting that for this thread.... :)
Susano
Feb 28th, '06, 11:25 AM
CRACK HERO
Oh... you mean M:tG HERO!
Basil
Feb 28th, '06, 11:19 PM
Researcher HERO --- your character spends his time looking stuff up in dusty piles of old books, scuttling through library stacks, poring over minutia, etc.
Andrea
Mar 1st, '06, 02:39 AM
Researcher HERO --- your character spends his time looking stuff up in dusty piles of old books, scuttling through library stacks, poring over minutia, etc.
Oh but I do play "Research Hero" anytime I happen to play Call of Cthulhu with that detailed-obsessed guy of our Master.
And after all I like it also..
Ciao
JakSpade
Mar 1st, '06, 07:39 AM
"The Office" HERO - The PCs work in an office managed by David Brent.
and on another office-flavored bend...
Office Space HERO - Yeah... I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday... yeah... to work on those character sheets... If you could get those done by game time, that would be great...
Jak
AdamLeisemann
Mar 1st, '06, 07:46 AM
Trial of Billy Jack Hero (one of the worst movies ever made)
Susano
Mar 1st, '06, 07:56 AM
"The Office" HERO - The PCs work in an office managed by David Brent.
and on another office-flavored bend...
Office Space HERO - Yeah... I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday... yeah... to work on those character sheets... If you could get those done by game time, that would be great...
"O" Face: +10 PRE; Only To Disturb Your Co-Workers (-2)
Supreme Serpent
Mar 1st, '06, 08:08 AM
Office Space HERO - Yeah... I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday... yeah... to work on those character sheets... If you could get those done by game time, that would be great...
Jak
Office Space Champions: "I wouldn't say I 'missed' Dr. Destroyer Bob..."
Silverbullet
Mar 1st, '06, 08:11 AM
GURPS Hero
Married with Hero
Champions: Elevator Inspectors Unit
Incontinence Hero
Champions: Truck Dispatchers Unit
Congressional Incompetence Cover-Up Hero
Champions: Network Executive Unit
I'm sure I copied a few from others...
Blah… why’d I even bother with this…
JakSpade
Mar 1st, '06, 08:16 AM
Incontinence Hero
Oops! I Crapped My Pants - from Saturday Night Live
:ugly: Jak
BoneDaddy
Mar 1st, '06, 09:34 AM
Binary Hero (all points costs must be calculated in base 2)
My hate of d02 know no limit!
(or something like that)
BobGreenwade
Mar 1st, '06, 11:45 AM
Researcher HERO --- your character spends his time looking stuff up in dusty piles of old books, scuttling through library stacks, poring over minutia, etc.
With me as author, of course, since that's the nature of my existence.
Susano
Mar 1st, '06, 11:48 AM
Office Space Champions: "I wouldn't say I 'missed' Dr. Destroyer Bob..."
I recall jokes about the Office Space Marine, armed with a "Bolt Stapler."
Egyptoid
Mar 1st, '06, 12:08 PM
"O" Face: +10 PRE; Only To Disturb Your Co-Workers (-2)
might this be just "pushing" your PRE ? it does seem to cost END
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HALL MONITOR HERO
Susano
Mar 1st, '06, 12:14 PM
might this be just "pushing" your PRE ? it does seem to cost END
Does it cost END to Push your PRE? Can you Push your PRE? Or should we just slap "Costs END" and "Costs Increased END" on this "power"?
And why are we discussing this?
:think:
Cancer
Mar 1st, '06, 12:17 PM
Troglodyte HERO. No Skills (but 8- Familiarities are available), INT capped at 7.
Supreme Serpent
Mar 1st, '06, 12:32 PM
Corpse HERO - includes various example ways to stat out how your "character" decomposes.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 1st, '06, 04:05 PM
Dating Sim Hero (XXX Hero Supplement)
Cussing Hero (With South Park campaign setting)
Egyptoid
Mar 3rd, '06, 08:31 AM
GREAT LAKES HERO
not the GLA: just fishing
Zeropoint
Mar 4th, '06, 05:06 PM
Navy Hero.
Not the SEALs, just normal ship-board blueshirts.
GM: "The USS Tiger's Claw has joined the battle! What's everybody doing?"
Bob: "As a damage control team investigator, I'm waiting for something to hit the ship."
Fred: "I'm sitting here sweating in my FFE, hoping nothing catches on fire."
Dave: "I'm monitoring the reactor. Oh, look, steam demand spiked. They must have launched a plane."
Carl: "I'm shoring team. Wake me up when there's a hole in the ship."
BobGreenwade
Mar 4th, '06, 06:59 PM
Navy Hero.
Not the SEALs, just normal ship-board blueshirts.
Actually, a Navy supplement to War Hero could be done.... it'd have to include the SEALs, though.
Bob: "As a damage control team investigator, I'm waiting for something to hit the ship."
I've actually RP'd that function on ship, albeit on a starship in a Star Hero game. We only barely got off the planet we started on before the GM had to put the campaign on hold, though.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 6th, '06, 05:14 AM
Roach Hero
Ceramic Knick-Knack Hero
Attack of the Hero (like Attack of the Show)
BobGreenwade
Mar 6th, '06, 08:01 AM
Unemployed Hero
Dead Hero
Susano
Mar 6th, '06, 08:36 AM
Unemployed Hero
Haven't we all played that one?
BobGreenwade
Mar 6th, '06, 08:39 AM
Haven't we all played that one?Probably. I think I have more experience with it than most, though; I've been at it off and on since '93. :(
Probably an overly long campaign, but a heckuva powerful PC....
AdamLeisemann
Mar 6th, '06, 09:15 AM
Chick Flick Hero (Will Foxbat cast aside his delusion for the girl of his dreams?)
Surrealist Champions (Is the real world really a comic book? Is Foxbat "The One?" Oh dear sweet god let's hope not!)
Goth Hero (No, no vampires here. Just moping and blogging and buying the latest Cradle of Filth Album.)
Celebrity Hero (be the biggest, richest butthole you can be! Must buy at least one Dependance and at least 200 points in Psychological limitations.) :p
Susano
Mar 6th, '06, 09:18 AM
Emo HERO
Basil
Mar 6th, '06, 02:50 PM
Children's Librarian HERO
Curufea
Mar 7th, '06, 02:46 PM
Rhyming Hero
Player A: "I hit him with an Energy Blast, 5d6 hard and fast."
GM: "He aborts to dodge, adds DCV. Your shot goes wide as you can see.."
Player B: "Can I attack?"
GM: "Your SPD?"
Player B: "3, DEX 12"
GM: ".. and 4 CV I see, you're sure to miss - oh what glee"
Pogo
Mar 7th, '06, 03:17 PM
South Park Hero, especially the Chicken Lover subgenre.
Wooster and Jeeves Hero
Sock Puppet Hero
Tenure Track Hero
tkdguy
Mar 7th, '06, 10:12 PM
Dry Cleaning HERO
Dentist HERO
Floral Arrangement HERO
Trading Spaces HERO
Trading Spouses HERO
Enforcer84
Mar 8th, '06, 01:07 PM
VEGGIE-HERO
like Veggie-Tales, but with Code versus Killing instead.
Actually I am kind of scared that Veggie Tales doesn't have code vs killing.
Curufea
Mar 8th, '06, 03:45 PM
Psycho Hero - it'd a disad to have a code for not-killing random people.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 9th, '06, 10:17 AM
Multiple Personality Hero: All the Players control one character.
Cancer
Mar 9th, '06, 12:00 PM
Forensic proctology HERO
Pogo
Mar 9th, '06, 06:32 PM
Forensic proctology HERO
Great, now I need bleach for my retina, optic nerves, and if I act quickly enough, short term memory (if not, long term gets a cleansing too). The worst part is I'm giggling too much for precision application.
[15 minutes later]
mUCH bETTER nOW. i dON'T tHINK tHERE wERE aNY sIDE eFFECTS.
Jhaierr
Mar 9th, '06, 09:51 PM
IT HERO
Manager HERO
Boyband HERO
tkdguy
Mar 9th, '06, 10:03 PM
My group actually talked about that last one. Jokingly, of course! :whistle:
AdamLeisemann
Mar 10th, '06, 11:53 AM
Reign: The Conqueror Sourcebook (adding intricate plots to your Porn Hero campaign.)
BobGreenwade
Mar 10th, '06, 11:54 AM
Game Show Hero!
Zeropoint
Mar 10th, '06, 05:43 PM
I'll take Ranged Killing Attacks for 100.
Basil
Mar 10th, '06, 07:18 PM
Rhyming Hero
Player A: "I hit him with an Energy Blast, 5d6 hard and fast."
GM: "He aborts to dodge, adds DCV. Your shot goes wide as you can see.."
Player B: "Can I attack?"
GM: "Your SPD?"
Player B: "3, DEX 12"
GM: ".. and 4 CV I see, you're sure to miss - oh what glee"
:lol: Kind of like Dr. Suess HERO. ;)
Curufea
Mar 11th, '06, 12:59 AM
:lol: Kind of like Dr. Suess HERO. ;)
I will not roll d8 or more
I will not even roll d4
I will not check a chart or card
I will not play a class ("Not bard!")
I will not choose an alignment
I will not have rule confinement
I will not bow to a DM
One system then
Hero I am
Super Squirrel
Mar 11th, '06, 07:27 AM
Senate of Rome (or other political intrigue) Hero.
Political Intrique is actually something I could see done in the Hero system.
Super Squirrel
Mar 11th, '06, 07:29 AM
:bmk:Reality TV HERO
I actually ran a Play by Post game that was a Killing Game Show. I never got to finish it however.
Curufea
Mar 11th, '06, 01:29 PM
Political Intrique is actually something I could see done in the Hero system.
I've always wanted to do a Roman Senate game - but I'd use systemless or my own rules for it. I can't see how using the Hero system for it would be any good.
Possibly if you redefine what everything represents, or create social equivalents and add-ons.
Hmmm
Oration used similar to an Ego attack.
Influence in the senate as stun
Respect/honour as body
Laws and works as defences, or possibly faction support and clients as well..
Nah, still use my own system.
Dog Soldier
Mar 11th, '06, 01:42 PM
Guro Hero
*shudder*
st barbara
Mar 11th, '06, 01:57 PM
Hentai HERO
Yuri HERO
Yaoi HERO But Yuri is already a hero er heroine, and so is Kai. People call them "The Dirty Pair" (but NOT when they are listening) !:)
aylwin13
Mar 11th, '06, 02:27 PM
I actually ran a Play by Post game that was a Killing Game Show. I never got to finish it however.
Sounds like a cool game. "Fictional" reality TV is OK. It's the "real" reality TV that stinks like @$$.
BobGreenwade
Mar 11th, '06, 04:41 PM
I've always wanted to do a Roman Senate game - but I'd use systemless or my own rules for it. I can't see how using the Hero system for it would be any good.It would have to be heavily Skill-based (not "Powers as skills" in the way your post illustrated). Hopefully when The Ultimate Skill comes out Steve will include some notes on running games that are entirely Skill-based, such as those driven completely by intrigue or investigation.
tkdguy
Mar 11th, '06, 05:19 PM
It would have to be heavily Skill-based (not "Powers as skills" in the way your post illustrated). Hopefully when The Ultimate Skill comes out Steve will include some notes on running games that are entirely Skill-based, such as those driven completely by intrigue or investigation.
It is actually doable. I have run a nonmagical fantasy campaign that had no powers. The players had lots of skill points, though.
ghost-angel
Mar 12th, '06, 07:09 AM
But Yuri is already a hero er heroine, and so is Kai. People call them "The Dirty Pair" (but NOT when they are listening) !:)
that's uh... not what's meant by Yuri...
Zeropoint
Mar 12th, '06, 10:20 AM
I think the word you're looking for is yaori.
ghost-angel
Mar 12th, '06, 03:01 PM
I think the word you're looking for is yaori.
That's "Yaoi" and it's different from Yuri.
Yaoi - guy/guy
Yuri - girl/girl
both have an intended female audience.
AliceTheOwl
Mar 12th, '06, 07:15 PM
That's "Yaoi" and it's different from Yuri.
Yaoi - guy/guy
Yuri - girl/girl
both have an intended female audience.
Yuri's target audience is women? Next thing I know, you'll be telling me it's women who ogle the pics of scantily-clad women snuggled up together.
. . . .
I mean PRIMARILY! :p
ghost-angel
Mar 12th, '06, 07:48 PM
Yuri's target audience is women? Next thing I know, you'll be telling me it's women who ogle the pics of scantily-clad women snuggled up together.
. . . .
I mean PRIMARILY! :p
The stories focus less on sexuality and more on romance... in fact many don't even get into sex. If you're looking for girl/girl sex get a prono rag, if you're looking for girl/girl romance... Yuri is a good source.
Yuricon (http://www.yuricon.org/) is run by a woman (I've had dinner with her a few times as some Cons, cool person). The primary target audience in the US is lesbians, that doesn't mean guys don't like it though. Or at least that's the primary buyer of Yuri.
Curufea
Mar 12th, '06, 07:49 PM
That is interesting - I understand that Japanese has gendered language and different words are used depending on the sex on the speaker and/or subject.
Are Yuri and Yaori the female versions of those words?
Arac-4105
Mar 12th, '06, 08:23 PM
Multiple Personality Hero: All the Players control one character.
Does anybody remember the name of the game that actually used this idea? I remember it from the gaming glut of the late 80's/early90's. :eek:
AdamLeisemann
Mar 13th, '06, 09:08 AM
That is interesting - I understand that Japanese has gendered language and different words are used depending on the sex on the speaker and/or subject.
Are Yuri and Yaori the female versions of those words?
Excuse me for being anal (no laughing...) as I describe the four forms of Japanese slash:
Yaoi: Male/male, greater emphasis on sex.
Shounen-Ai/Boys Love: Male/male, greater emphasis on the relationship,
Yuri (American definition): Female/female, emphasis on sex.
Shoujo-Ai (American term): Female/female, emphasis on relationship.
Yuri (Japanese definition): Either of the above female/female terms.
Ending anality (again, don't laugh)
AdamLeisemann
Mar 13th, '06, 09:14 AM
Does anybody remember the name of the game that actually used this idea? I remember it from the gaming glut of the late 80's/early90's. :eek:
I must have missed it. However, White Wolf did pop out Wraith: The Oblivion which has players managing their own characters and the shadow of another character.
Zeropoint
Mar 13th, '06, 09:31 AM
Exactly how hazardous to one's health would it be to ask a Japanese woman named Yuri about the "other" meaning of her name?
Does the answer change if it's the Yuri that works for the WWWA?
ghost-angel
Mar 13th, '06, 10:00 AM
Excuse me for being anal (no laughing...) as I describe the four forms of Japanese slash:
Yaoi: Male/male, greater emphasis on sex.
Shounen-Ai/Boys Love: Male/male, greater emphasis on the relationship,
Yuri (American definition): Female/female, emphasis on sex.
Shoujo-Ai (American term): Female/female, emphasis on relationship.
Yuri (Japanese definition): Either of the above female/female terms.
Ending anality (again, don't laugh)
YES! That's it all in a nutshell.
Though I hadn't realized America had sperated Yuri and Shoujo-Ai that much.. but then I don't read any of the above.
and to address "Yaori" ... no "r" it's YAOI. I don't beleive Yaori is even a word in Japanese.
AliceTheOwl
Mar 13th, '06, 10:29 AM
Exactly how hazardous to one's health would it be to ask a Japanese woman named Yuri about the "other" meaning of her name?
Does the answer change if it's the Yuri that works for the WWWA?
Depends on the spelling and pronunciation. It's doubtful that a woman's name would be spelled with the same kanji as the term. And slight differences in tone can change the meaning of words.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 13th, '06, 11:20 AM
Exactly how hazardous to one's health would it be to ask a Japanese woman named Yuri about the "other" meaning of her name?
Does the answer change if it's the Yuri that works for the WWWA?
Actually, the real meaning of "Yuri" is lilly. The term Yuri gained its lesbian meaning thanks to a writer who used the rose to symbolise male homosexuality and a lilly to symbolize lesbianism. The reason Yaoi is used for the men with a sexual emphasis is that it comes from an acronym of "yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi, meaning "no climax, no punch line, no meaning." (Wikipedia)
Below are a few links to fully explain it all:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi for Yaoi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_%28animation%29 For Yuri and Shoujo-Ai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shounen-ai for Shounen-ai
AdamLeisemann
Mar 13th, '06, 11:51 AM
Anime Trivia Hero :dyn
Current Events Hero (With illustrations by an unnamed Danish cartoonist, and additional combat rules checked by Dick Cheney) :p
Flower Hero (do you belong the the Rose tribe or the Lilly tribe?):p
ghost-angel
Mar 13th, '06, 01:20 PM
Depends on the spelling and pronunciation. It's doubtful that a woman's name would be spelled with the same kanji as the term. And slight differences in tone can change the meaning of words.
Chinese has the tonal changes. Japanese doesn't... Yuri in reference to a name and Yuri in reference to the Mange style would be pronounced exactly the same.
Japanse has only 108 Sounds to the language. Americans have trouble as they try and add sounds in, because English has literally hundreds of sounds. Chinese on the other hand is a Tonal Language and the Tone of the word can change meaning. Chinese is not for the tone deaf or the monotone speakers, the tone deaf could probably effect a perfect Tokyo Accent which is pretty flat emphasis wise.
In Japanese it's the context of the sentence that determines everything - in English you have lots of phrases without context or with implied context. In Japanese you need a full sentence to give context to the words in question.
Besides, in Japanese you would probably be calling someone by their family name and not Yuri. Only the closest of close friends would use Yuri, and then mostly in private conversations.
On Topic:
Language Lesson Hero.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 13th, '06, 02:23 PM
Chinese has the tonal changes. Japanese doesn't... Yuri in reference to a name and Yuri in reference to the Mange style would be pronounced exactly the same.
Japanse has only 108 Sounds to the language. Americans have trouble as they try and add sounds in, because English has literally hundreds of sounds. Chinese on the other hand is a Tonal Language and the Tone of the word can change meaning. Chinese is not for the tone deaf or the monotone speakers, the tone deaf could probably effect a perfect Tokyo Accent which is pretty flat emphasis wise.
In Japanese it's the context of the sentence that determines everything - in English you have lots of phrases without context or with implied context. In Japanese you need a full sentence to give context to the words in question.
Besides, in Japanese you would probably be calling someone by their family name and not Yuri. Only the closest of close friends would use Yuri, and then mostly in private conversations.
On Topic:
Language Lesson Hero.
Neat lesson. How do you rep?
ghost-angel
Mar 13th, '06, 04:30 PM
Neat lesson. How do you rep?
Clicky the small Scales on the top right hand of the post in question. You'll be taken to a screen to leave a comment, click on the button and ba-da-boom.
Zeropoint
Mar 13th, '06, 05:07 PM
I just imagine someone introducing herself, and you hear, "Hi, my name is lesbian sex," and it takes you a moment to realize that's not actually what she said.
Susano
Mar 13th, '06, 05:17 PM
I just imagine someone introducing herself, and you hear, "Hi, my name is lesbian sex," and it takes you a moment to realize that's not actually what she said.
Unless it's a porn movie.
Curufea
Mar 13th, '06, 05:57 PM
Not the case.
I have worked with a woman name Gaye, after all.
ghost-angel
Mar 13th, '06, 07:14 PM
I just imagine someone introducing herself, and you hear, "Hi, my name is lesbian sex," and it takes you a moment to realize that's not actually what she said.
That's the cultural rift coming in. You would never be introduced to a Japanese person with their first name. You may not even learn their first name until a second meeting. That goes doubly for the gaijin.
ghost-angel
Mar 13th, '06, 07:14 PM
Not the case.
I have worked with a woman name Gaye, after all.
was she happy all the time? :D
...
Bad Pun Hero.
Curufea
Mar 13th, '06, 07:50 PM
Kinda. Certainly happier than Joy. Not as happy as Fiona though.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 14th, '06, 07:46 AM
Gross-out comedy Hero. (like "Larry the Cable Guy")
Cancer
Mar 14th, '06, 08:27 AM
I just imagine someone introducing herself, and you hear, "Hi, my name is lesbian sex," and it takes you a moment to realize that's not actually what she said.
I am reminded of the Monty Python epsiode with the naughty Hungarian-English phrasebooks.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 14th, '06, 11:16 AM
Shaggy-Dog-Story Hero (build up all this interest, only to have a disappointing elding)
Spoonerism Hero (a whole bunch of tasted worms, er, wasted terms)
hooligan x
Mar 14th, '06, 02:15 PM
So far there have been at least a dozen games I'd play. We should all run one at GenCon...
Dibs on Girls Gone Hero!
Curufea
Mar 14th, '06, 06:11 PM
I'd run Seuss Hero - you can have any character you want BUT all power writeups must rhyme, and all interactions in game must be in rhyming couplets.
Pogo
Mar 14th, '06, 08:44 PM
That's the cultural rift coming in. You would never be introduced to a Japanese person with their first name. You may not even learn their first name until a second meeting. That goes doubly for the gaijin.
"Never" is too strong a word. When I went to Japan on business, most (all?) of my Japanese co-workers were introduced to me by their first names, although I still don't know the customer's first name.
Enforcer84
Mar 14th, '06, 11:14 PM
Not the case.
I have worked with a woman name Gaye, after all.
I helped a guy named Peter Johnson the other day. He was a total prick
Enforcer84
Mar 14th, '06, 11:15 PM
Sock Darning HERO.
Pogo
Mar 15th, '06, 03:24 AM
I helped a guy named Peter Johnson the other day. He was a total prick
A friend worked for a consulting firm that was very rigid in its badge naming scheme. The badge was always:
First name
Middle Initial Last Name
Since my friend had no middle name, he was issued a middle initial of "N" for "No Middle Name" -- like I said, rigid. There was another employee there named [roughly] James Phillip Enis.
They relaxed the naming rule.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 15th, '06, 11:48 AM
A friend worked for a consulting firm that was very rigid in its badge naming scheme. The badge was always:
First name
Middle Initial Last Name
Since my friend had no middle name, he was issued a middle initial of "N" for "No Middle Name" -- like I said, rigid. There was another employee there named [roughly] James Phillip Enis.
They relaxed the naming rule.
Good thing they did.:eek:
Roter Baron
Mar 18th, '06, 10:57 AM
What about Anatomy Hero - the Game of Super Body Parts?
Adventus
Mar 18th, '06, 01:36 PM
Narcoleptic ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Susano
Mar 18th, '06, 04:12 PM
Short Atten...
Oh! Shiny!
BobGreenwade
Mar 18th, '06, 05:06 PM
And then there's Memory Loss... uh.... whatever it was.
hooligan x
Mar 18th, '06, 05:39 PM
Incontinent He.. Oh! Be right back!
Bazza
Mar 18th, '06, 07:12 PM
Google Earth HERO (Killing attacks anyone?)
Plan 9 in Outer Space HERO (Could be good for one session)
Brittany Spears HERO, Celine Dion HERO, Paris Hilton HERO (do I need to say more?)
Hunted HERO (Everyone is Hunted)
Man-impersonating-married-lesbian-couple HERO (Hint.)
Dead Rock Star HERO, Undead Rock Star HERO (Your choice of Janis, Kurt, Keith, Jim, Bon etc)
Macho Dwarf Women with Uber-Guns HERO (BOOM!)
House Auction HERO (Will you get it for the price you want)
Plot Hole HERO (Navigate the dangerous realm full of plot holes. If one hits you your dead)
GM HERO (The Players worship the GM)
Leet HERO (Character Sheet must be written in Leet)
Cobol HERO (Character Sheet must be written in Cobol)
And finally... Lecture HERO, Tutorial HERO, Homework HERO
Basil
Mar 19th, '06, 10:42 PM
Macho Women With Guns HERO.
On second thought, that may be one they want to do. :eg:
Susano
Mar 20th, '06, 01:58 AM
Macho Women With Guns HERO.
On second thought, that may be one they want to do. :eg:
I wanna see Steve define the Phys Lim: Top Heavy. :lol:
AdamLeisemann
Mar 20th, '06, 08:53 AM
Hero Wing (All your 100 point base are belong to us.) :D
Engrish Hero (where Batman is really Spiderman, who strokes all criminal activities and criminals)
jkwleisemann
Mar 20th, '06, 08:59 AM
Paris Hilton HERO (do I need to say more?)
That the campaign where Nightvision is given to all heroes for free? :p
Homework Hero
To listen to a lot of the folks I know, it already is. :( It is so hard to find a group when everybody's terrified of multiplying a number by 1 1/2....
AdamLeisemann
Mar 20th, '06, 09:04 AM
That the campaign where Nightvision is given to all heroes for free? :p
That's a supplement for porn Hero
To listen to a lot of the folks I know, it already is. :( It is so hard to find a group when everybody's terrified of multiplying a number by 1 1/2....
Yeah. Very true.
BobGreenwade
Mar 20th, '06, 09:13 AM
Suicide Squid: The "Licensed" RPG
Cancer
Mar 20th, '06, 10:15 AM
Bad Supplement ideas:
Millenium City Sewage Treatment Plant
Accident at the Parasitology Lab
Quiet Times at the Parkinson's Ward
Over the Top at the Somme
Black Rats & Bacilli: Roleplaying the Black Death
Roller Derby Mayhem
HEROs of the RIAA
Sole Bidder HERO: Halliburton in Action
King of the Dung Heap HERO
Basil
Mar 20th, '06, 12:18 PM
I wanna see Steve define the Phys Lim: Top Heavy. :lol:
:rofl: I hadn't thought of that. :eg:
I suppose after that, pointing out "Hardwired" isn't that funny.
OTOH, "Hit Things With Things" is the best name for a Skill, ever. :lol: Except maybe "Dodge Responsibility". :winkgrin:
Susano
Mar 20th, '06, 12:21 PM
:rofl: I hadn't thought of that. :eg:
I suppose after that, pointing out "Hardwired" isn't that funny.
OTOH, "Hit Things With Things" is the best name for a Skill, ever. :lol: Except maybe "Dodge Responsibility". :winkgrin:
Naw... HOL's "Make Something Stop Living With Your Fists."
Basil
Mar 20th, '06, 12:33 PM
Naw... HOL's "Make Something Stop Living With Your Fists."
"HOL?" he said, looking confused.
Curufea
Mar 20th, '06, 02:20 PM
Human Occupied Landfill. It's scifi on acid - fun to read, weird to play.
Wikipedia is your friend - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hol_(role-playing_game)
I also like the HOL skill of -
"Making Sharp Things Go Through Soft Things That Scream and Bleed"
Cancer
Mar 20th, '06, 02:37 PM
Human Occupied Landfill. It's scifi on acid - fun to read, weird to play.
Wikipedia is your friend - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hol_(role-playing_game)
I also like the HOL skill of -
"Making Sharp Things Go Through Soft Things That Scream and Bleed"
I own a copy. Never played it, but it's just screamingly funny.
Curufea
Mar 20th, '06, 03:11 PM
I own a copy. Never played it, but it's just screamingly funny.
I've got the books too. I've spoken to people who have played it. I haven't played it myself mostly because a primary component seems to be swearing, and I don't :)
AdamLeisemann
Mar 21st, '06, 06:27 AM
Fast Food Delivery Hero (kinda like "Ninja Burger.")
Paranoia supplement for Star Hero
Susano
Mar 21st, '06, 06:46 AM
[QUOTE=AdamLeisemann]Fast Food Delivery Hero (kinda like "Ninja Burger.")/QUOTE]
Ninja Hero Burger?
Vondy
Mar 21st, '06, 10:05 AM
Buck Rogers: the television show version.
Don't get me wrong. When I was seven I ate that up, and Colonel Dearing... prepubecent crush... but let's face it: I was seven.
Lucius
Mar 21st, '06, 04:25 PM
How about Dogs in the Vineyard's "Convert People to My Way of Thinking by Hitting Them with My Fist."
And on topic, let's not do
Dogs in the Vineyard Hero
Lucius Alexander
The palindromedary suggests adding Dogs in the Junkyard to the list too
Zeropoint
Mar 21st, '06, 04:39 PM
Junkyard Wars Hero?
After making several rolls on various mechanical/engineering type skills, combat is finally resolved by having the team make luck/unluck rolls. The first team to collect ten unluck points loses when their machine breaks. One die of unluck is added for every two points by which an engineering roll is made during the building phase.
ghost-angel
Mar 23rd, '06, 01:41 PM
Level Based Hero
tkdguy
Mar 23rd, '06, 08:26 PM
Level Based Hero
Make that Class and Level-based HERO. With alignment.
Basil
Mar 23rd, '06, 10:02 PM
Make that Class and Level-based HERO. With alignment.
And randomly rolled Characteristics.
:sick:
tkdguy
Mar 23rd, '06, 10:26 PM
And gaining experience by killing monsters and grabbing their loot.
For some reason, the monsters live in underground dwellings with strange architecture, apparently living off dust until they get their hands on the player characters.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 24th, '06, 05:20 AM
Fortunately, D20 has options for experience other than just loot and kill. Skill rolls, dealing with people without combat, there are options that exist. Though I will admit, it's still behind the curve.
Play4Keeps
Mar 24th, '06, 05:40 PM
A friend worked for a consulting firm that was very rigid in its badge naming scheme. The badge was always:
First name
Middle Initial Last Name
Since my friend had no middle name, he was issued a middle initial of "N" for "No Middle Name" -- like I said, rigid. There was another employee there named [roughly] James Phillip Enis.
They relaxed the naming rule.
Least it wasn't Harry Charles Ock!
ghost-angel
Mar 25th, '06, 06:18 AM
Middle Management Hero
Pep Talk Hero
AdamLeisemann
Mar 25th, '06, 06:26 AM
Pun Hero, where the Pun is mightier than the sword.
Soap Opera Hero companion 2: It was all a dream. Doctoer Destroyer wasn't shot after-all. But, Ironclad has something he must tell Defender:
IC: Defender, your daughter has made my son pregnant.
(pan out to a wide veiw of Millenium City)
D (VO): HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?!!!! (echo)
tkdguy
Mar 25th, '06, 11:29 AM
Middle Management Hero
Pep Talk Hero
Working Stiff HERO.
Janitor HERO.
Basil
Mar 25th, '06, 02:13 PM
Pun Hero, where the Pun is mightier than the sword.
Soap Opera Hero companion 2: It was all a dream. Doctoer Destroyer wasn't shot after-all. But, Ironclad has something he must tell Defender:
IC: Defender, your daughter has made my son pregnant.
(pan out to a wide veiw of Millenium City)
D (VO): HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?!!!! (echo)
He'll need to ask Dave and Deb Lister. :winkgrin:
:snicker:
Adventus
Mar 25th, '06, 04:15 PM
Bad Supplement ideas:
Millenium City Sewage Treatment Plant
Actually this would be cool for those radiation accidents heroes always seem to have. And a very interesting place to have a superfight. Sewer gas is flammable right?:sick: and can make you sick:eg: !
Adventus
Mar 26th, '06, 04:02 AM
F.A.T.A.L. H.E.R.O. for obvious reasons.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e47/Adventus/fatalhero.jpg
Been having fun with corel presentations 10.
AdamLeisemann
Mar 27th, '06, 06:30 AM
Excel Hero. Fun as an anime, but it would not work as a Hero System Game.
Susano
Mar 27th, '06, 08:40 AM
Ahem....
(Note: This is incomplete.)
EXCEL
Val CHA Cost Roll Notes
10 STR 0 11- Lift 100 kg; 2d6 HTH Damage
14 DEX 0 11- OCV: 3/DCV: 3
16 CON 0 11-
10 BODY 0 11-
5 INT 0 11- PER Roll 11-
8 EGO 0 11- ECV: 3
10 PRE 0 11- PRE Attack: 2d6
14 COM 0 11-
5 PD 0 Total: PD ( rPD)
5 ED 0 Total: ED ( rED)
3 SPD 0 Phases: 6, 12
4 REC 0
20 END 0
20 STUN 0 Total Characteristics Cost: 0
Movement: Running: 6"/12"
Swimming: 2"/4"
Cost Powers & Skills
Martial Arts:
Maneuver OCV DCV Damage
ACROSS Issued Equipment:
maybe a gadget pool for all the crap she gets from Across?
12:27:39
That makes sense... Plot devices like the sonic wave device, the robot bomb and such... note that she's entrusted with them, not Hyatt.
12:28:01
Of course, she can't control how it changes at all.
Lord Ilpalazzo Is Counting On Me!: +X STR, Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2); No Figured Characteristics (-1/2), Limited Conscious Control (-1)
Lord Ilpalazzo Can't Be Kept Waiting!: Running +x", Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2); Limited Conscious Control (-1)
Perks:
Contact: Great Will Of The Universe
1 Membership: Across
Talents:
Skills:
What Lord Ilpalazzo Says Goes!: +2 Overall Levels; Limited Conscious Control (-1)
0 AK: Home Area 8-
0 Climbing 8-
0 Concealment 8-
0 Conversation 8-
0 Deduction 8-
0 Language: Japanese (native)
0 Paramedic 8-
0 Shadowing 8-
0 Stealth 8-
0 TF: Bicycle
WF: Small Arms, Blades
3 Jack-of-All Trades
1 PS: Baseball Pitcher 11-
4 PS: Janitor (Toilet Cleaning) 14-
1 PS: Office Lady 11-
1 PS: Sales Girl 11-
1 PS: Teacher 11-
Total Powers & Skills Cost
Total Character Cost
XXX+ Disadvantages
Accidental Change:
Age:
Dependence:
Distinctive Features:
DNPC: Hyatt, Frequently Dead Sidekick
DNPC: Menchi, The Emergency Food Supply
Enraged:
Hunted: Lord Ilpalazzo (Watching)
5 Money: Poor
Physical Limitation: Always Hungry
25 Psychological Limitation: Utterly And Blindly Loyal To Lord Ilpalazzo (VC, T)
Reputation:
Rivalry:
Social Limitation: Secret Identity
Susceptibility:
Unluck: 6d6
Vulnerability:
Experience
Total Disadvantage Points
Background/History:
Personality/Motivation:
Quote: "Obliterate! Eliminate! Lord Ilpallazzo told me so! Genocide! Manga artist-cide! And an order of homicide to go!"
Powers/Tactics:
Appearance:
Designer's Notes:
Used properly, Excel allows you (as the GM) to tear down the 4th Wall, wad it up, and toss it over your shoulder. She can comment on the game, the characters, game mechanics, and die rolls freely, and even talk to the players (no, not the PCs, the *players*!). Of course, a character this wacky isn't really suitable for most settings (Here's an idea -- don't have Excel come to the PCs, send the PCs to Excel's world!), although she is less annoying than CLOWN. Finally, for all of you who can't even begin to conceive of a use for Excel in your campaign, I offer this suggestion -- every where you see the name "Lord Ilpalazzo" on the character sheet, cross it out and write in "Foxbat." 'Nuff said... ^_^
( created by, character sheet created by Michael Surbrook)
Susano
Mar 27th, '06, 08:41 AM
And just to be complete...
HYATT
Val CHA Cost Roll Notes
8 STR 0 11- Lift 100 kg; 2d6 HTH Damage
12 DEX 0 11- OCV: 3/DCV: 3
5 CON 0 11-
5 BODY 0 11-
14 INT 0 11- PER Roll 11-
10 EGO 0 11- ECV: 3
10 PRE 0 11- PRE Attack: 2d6
18 COM 0 11-
2 PD 0 Total: PD ( rPD)
2 ED 0 Total: ED ( rED)
2 SPD 0 Phases: 6, 12
4 REC 0
20 END 0
20 STUN 0 Total Characteristics Cost: 0
Movement: Running: 6"/12"
Swimming: 2"/4"
Cost Powers & Skills
Martial Arts:
Maneuver OCV DCV Damage
Drain Life: Drain BODY
Disturbing Tendency To Come Back From The Dead: Healing, Regeneration; Regeneration Only (-1/2)
Perks:
1 Membership: Across
Talents:
Skills:
0 AK: Home Area 8-
0 Climbing 8-
0 Concealment 8-
0 Conversation 8-
0 Deduction 8-
0 Language: Japanese (native)
0 Paramedic 8-
0 Shadowing 8-
0 Stealth 8-
0 TF: Bicycle
WF: Pistol
3 Jack-of-All Trades
1 Office Lady 11-
1 Sales Girl 11-
1 Teacher 11-
Total Powers & Skills Cost
Total Character Cost
XXX+ Disadvantages
Accidental Change:
Age:
Dependence:
Distinctive Features:
Enraged:
Hunted: Lord Ilpalazzo (Watching)
Physical Limitation: Very Weak Constitution, Gets Ill Easily, And Dies Frequently
Psychological Limitation:
Reputation:
Rivalry:
Social Limitation: Secret Identity
Susceptibility:
Unluck:
Vulnerability:
Experience
Total Disadvantage Points
Background/History:
Personality/Motivation:
Quote:
Powers/Tactics:
Appearance:
Designer's Notes:
( created by, character sheet created by Michael Surbrook)
Lucius
Mar 27th, '06, 08:22 PM
Ahem....
(Designer's Notes:
Used properly, Excel allows you (as the GM) to tear down the 4th Wall, wad it up, and toss it over your shoulder. She can comment on the game, the characters, game mechanics, and die rolls freely, and even talk to the players (no, not the PCs, the *players*!). Of course, a character this wacky isn't really suitable for most settings (Here's an idea -- don't have Excel come to the PCs, send the PCs to Excel's world!), although she is less annoying than CLOWN. Finally, for all of you who can't even begin to conceive of a use for Excel in your campaign, I offer this suggestion -- every where you see the name "Lord Ilpalazzo" on the character sheet, cross it out and write in "Foxbat." 'Nuff said... ^_^
( created by, character sheet created by Michael Surbrook)
Shouldn't she have Clairsentience, Extradimensional, into the dimension the game is taking place in?
Lucius Alexander
Still trying to upgrade the palindromedary's Extradimensional Movement.....
Basil
Mar 27th, '06, 10:15 PM
Susano: just FYI, you're supposed to have no more than 5 dice of Unluck. ;)
tgrandjean
Mar 28th, '06, 01:33 AM
Human Occupied Landfill. It's scifi on acid - fun to read, weird to play.
Wikipedia is your friend - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hol_(role-playing_game)
I also like the HOL skill of -
"Making Sharp Things Go Through Soft Things That Scream and Bleed"
HOL does have the best skill list of any RPG.
My personal favorite: Telepathy through Pummellation.
Besides where else can you have Pope Man and Altar Boy, The Spud and Tater Tot, The Man with No Nam, etc...
HOL Hero... hmmm.... spicy.....
Susano
Mar 28th, '06, 01:50 AM
Susano: just FYI, you're supposed to have no more than 5 dice of Unluck. ;)
This is Excel we're talking about....
Lucius
Mar 28th, '06, 10:24 AM
This is Excel we're talking about....
Where if you try to change one cell in an array, it crashes your whole system?
Lucius Alexander
"Dude, you brought a boss battle into a spreadsheat program?" The palindromedary has been reading Kid Radd lately.
Susano
Mar 28th, '06, 10:32 AM
Where if you try to change one cell in an array, it crashes your whole system?
That sums of the anime Excel fairly well, I think.
Black Omega
Mar 30th, '06, 08:56 AM
I've never been any good at comedy games. But if I ever tried something with it, I'd use Excel Saga. I think my players would revolt, though.
DangerousDan
Apr 2nd, '06, 04:24 AM
Threes Company HERO
Your normal life HERO
HEROs playing HERO HERO (also known as Reentrant HERO)
Dreaming HERO
Canceled after one episode HERO
Nihilist HERO
EBay shopping HERO
Psych Ward HERO
Fate HERO (everything that happens to your character has already been predetermined by the GM)
Play4Keeps
Apr 2nd, '06, 05:09 PM
Loner HERO: Want to play an antisocial misfit who'd rather shlep down the bad streets whining about his lousy life, then be a hero? Want to force the GM to drag your character into doing stuff, to come up with his motivation for giving a s**t about the looming End Of Life As We Know It? Passive/agressive grab the spotlight your bag? Then Loner HERO is for you!
{Gun to shoot the player who does this sold seperately.}
tkdguy
Apr 2nd, '06, 07:46 PM
Loner HERO: Want to play an antisocial misfit who'd rather shlep down the bad streets whining about his lousy life, then be a hero? Want to force the GM to drag your character into doing stuff, to come up with his motivation for giving a s**t about the looming End Of Life As We Know It? Passive/agressive grab the spotlight your bag? Then Loner HERO is for you!
{Gun to shoot the player who does this sold seperately.}
Does that mean I've been roleplaying that my whole life? :eek:
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