Today's Bad Idea

[assault]

Today's Bad Idea is:

The Clowns of Krim.

[CrosshairCollie]

Today's Bad Idea is:

The Clowns of Krim.

Or is that the C.L.O.W.N.s of Krim? ;)

[CDad]

Closely followed by the geriatric Mexican with false teeth...

Taco-Phonies.

[CrosshairCollie]

And the most religious robot in the universe ...

Mecha-Nun

[Hermit]

Doctor Deconstructor

"No no, you're just a metaphor..."

[CDad]

Or the edible Giant Robot...


Minute-steak MK X

[CrosshairCollie]

The kinkiest suit of power armor around,

Armadi*BRICK*

[Kirby]

The CU's first porn hero: Howler




Er, um, uh, sorry. :o

[Lord Liaden]

The CU's first porn hero: Howler




Er, um, uh, sorry. :o

I've seen her costume - it doesn't seem like that big a leap. :rolleyes:

Don't overlook the mistress of road surfaces, Gravel-Tar!

[Lord Liaden]

Doctor Deconstructor

"No no, you're just a metaphor..."

Ah, a postmodern villain. :thumbup:

[Hermit]

She bursts in in places without even surveying what's been going on, and then banishes you to a horrid realm of questions that have been answered a hundred hundred times before. She can not be reasoned with, she can not be swayed.. she is

N00bula

[CrosshairCollie]

Is anybody else awaiting some kind of Wrath From Above for this thread? :)

The fattest power-armor-wearing strategist on the block ...

The Warlard

[Kirby]

The richest dimensional traveler around:

Istvatha Trump

With her favorite vehicle:

Istvatha Van

TEAMS:

Europe's lowlife: Eurotrash

Sexual Harrassment: Grope (Or Grab A$$)

The saddest around: Psigh

Uncomprimising demands: Ultimatums

[Kirby]

She bursts in in places without even surveying what's been going on, and then banaishes you to a horrid realm of questions that have been answered a hundred hundred times before. She can not be reasoned with, she can not be swayed.. she is

N00bulaAnd don't forget her romantic rival: An00b Is.

[st barbara]

For dealing with those pesky cosmic menaces that want to eat your planet you need "The Ultimate Nerdifier" ! (That way they spend all their time describing how Galactus was defeated every time he wanted to eat the planet instead of going ahead and eating it themselves !):eg:

[ghost-angel]

There's also the most crass and vocal villain out there.

Inyerface.

[ghost-angel]

The most feared guidence counselor at Ravenswood, you'll be motivated whether you want to be or not:

Mentor

[Enforcer84]

The CU's first porn hero: Howler




Er, um, uh, sorry. :o


I've seen her costume - it doesn't seem like that big a leap. :rolleyes:

Don't overlook the mistress of road surfaces, Gravel-Tar!

Done that.




What?!?

[Kirby]

Mideival black marketeer:

Knight hawk

[Enforcer84]

Media Management for Villains!


AGENT

[Log-Man]

The most dangerous cross promotion product:

Firewing Sauce

[Kirby]

Villainous organization with a mist theme:

VAPOR!

[Kirby]

Criminals who give you the "biggest bang for your buck":

Recoil

[Weldun]

Powersuited Villain with the most predictable attacks in hiistory. The Ankle-Laser.

The most slovenly assassin in the world, the Lazier.

The green-skinned, bonsai-villain, Frond.

Is it me, or do that last two look like they ran into Letterman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Letterman)?

[SCUBA Hero]

The CU's first porn hero: HowlerNow starring in a new hit movie with Firewang!

[Hermit]

The crazed villain who blows himself up every November 5th
Fawkesbat!

[TheTemplar]

Demonic power from the kitchen supplies aisle, notorious for stealing perishables and keeping them fresh in the refrigerator:

Dark Seran-Wraph


Bumbling leader of the aforementioned Eurotrash whose plans always take an 80's sitcom-style turn for the worse:

Fiasco


Metamorphic Shriner:

Zag-A-Zig-Zag

(Not to be confused with motivational speaker metamorph Zig-Zaglar)

[Kirby]

Metamorphic Shriner:

Zag-A-Zig-Zag

(Not to be confused with motivational speaker metamorph Zig-Zaglar)Nor to be confused with Spice Girl superfan Zig-a-Zag-Ah!

[MilkmanDan]

Now starring in a new hit movie with Firewang!

His power is to assumably use his wang to give people a burning sensation when they . . . no, never mind. Just back away.

[JakSpade]

Now starring in a new hit movie with Firewang!
I thought Firewang was a pyromaniac hero from the Deep South(tm)...

jak

[MilkmanDan]

We can't forget the long-lost 4th edition hero Crue-Sader, who used his powers of hairspray, makeup, and catchy, hook-driven guitar riffs to subdue villains.