Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners

[Susano]

Just in case you need some ideas for what your Dark Champions hero is going to say right before the climatic encounter with the big bad guy.

http://thecinemattic.com/2007/03/18/top-10-action-hero-one-liners/

[Thrakazog]

I'm surprised "I'll be back" didn't make the list.

[Kristopher]

Dead link.

[freakboy6117]

try this one http://thecinemattic.com/?p=111

[Michael Hopcroft]

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"When it's time to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"A long life eating mush is best!"

The classics shouldn't be overlooked.

[input.jack]

"Dyin aint much of a livin, boy"

[Balabanto]

I always liked:

"A man's got to know his limitations."
-Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force

"That was a five hundred dollar pair of sunglasses you ruined, A**hole"
---Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat

"Nobody beats me in the kitchen."

---Steaven Seagal, Under Seige 2

[feralucce]

"Enjoy the rest of your life. Both seconds of it" -John Spartan; demolition man

"I am very disappointed" - Jean Baptist Emmanuel Zorg; The fifth element

"Chefs do that!" - Charlie Baltimore; THe long kiss goodnight

"Get away from her, you B**ch!" -ripley, ALIENS

"Mother F*****, I like that" - Dracula, Blade trinity

"Do not mistake my deception for a character flaw. It is philosophical choice, a profound understanding of the universe. It is a way of life." - Dr. Smith; Lost in space (not an action film, and not a one liner... but I love it)

[Hermit]

Ah man, I LIKED Con-Air

Put the bunny back in the box anyway ;)

[Susano]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[ghost-angel]

"If you were me, you'd be good looking." -Buddy (Six String Samurai)

[Susano]

"If you were me, you'd be good looking." -Buddy (Six String Samurai)

This movie was great!

[Battlestaff]

"Now I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."
- Danny Glover, Silverado

"Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last?"
"Yeah"
"I lied."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Commando?

[Kelcyron]

"General, would you care to step outside?" -Superman, Superman II

Kelcyron

[ghost-angel]

"Anybody else wanna negotiate?" -Corbin Dallas

[feralucce]

"it's showtime!" Aknot, the fifth element

[gamerz123]

"Son of a b**** must pay!" - Big Trouble in Little China

[gamerz123]

"I know this music." - Zorg, Fifth Element

[Matt Frisbee]

MATT FRISBEE'S TOP FIVE TAGLINES FROM THE MOVIES:

5) "EAT THIS!" -- Hicks (Aliens)

4) "You're terminated, *BLEEP*-er." -- Sarah Conners (The Terminator)

3) "Consider this a divorce." -- Doug Quaid (Total Recall)

2) "I'm going to get medieval on your a**!" -- Marcellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction)

AND THE NUMBER ONE TAGLINE IS:

1) "Get away from her YOU BITCH!" -- Ripley (Aliens)

Matt "Tagline-not-included" Frisbee

[Adventus]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?

[Susano]

WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?

HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!

[Checkmate]

"You're real chipper for a man about to take a bullet."
"After f***in' your wife, I'll take two" Joe Hollenbeck The Last Boyscout

[Daysteppr]

' Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun.' Ashe. Army of Darkness

[keithcurtis]

"I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't--"
John Wayne, McLintock!

"It's all in the reflexes" Kurt Russell, Jack Burton

Keith "Also likes "Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"" Curtis

[Susano]

"It's all in the reflexes" Kurt Russell, Jack Burton

"Son of a bitch must pay."

[Susano]

And while we're at it, let's not forget one of the best villain introductions of all time:

"Greetings from the Humongous! The Lord Humongous! The Warrior of the Wastelands, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah!"

[Susano]

"I don't think it's funny... you laughin'" -- The Man With No Name

[Sundog]

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"
Rooster Cogburn, True Grit.

[OzMike]

"There's always some mother<insert colloquialism for one who participates in sexual intercourse> tryin' to iceskate uphill" - Blade, Blade

Ok, not a 'good' one, but certainly memorable. Truly a "What the????" moment.

[Checkmate]

"Though I may walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I have no fear, because I'm the baddest mother f***er in the valley"

-D.I. Full Metal Jacket

[ghost-angel]

"Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis." -Jake.

(oh it was a bass-ss line and you know it)

[NestorDRod]

(While showing off his .50 caliber handgun)
"It's only legal in two states. This isn't one of them."
Frank Dooley, Armed And Dangerous

:D

[CSgeekHero]

"Are you talkin' ta me? Are you talkin' ta me? You must be talkin' ta me 'cause I'm the only one here!"

--Travis Bickle

[KA.]

I humbly submit the following:

Rick: Oh, god! Don't! I've told you everything!
Darkman: I know, Rick. I know you did. But let's pretend you didn't!

KA.

[CSgeekHero]

"I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't--"
John Wayne, McLintock!


Repped. :cool:

[CSgeekHero]

"I love opportunities to do the right thing. I like to wave at them as they go by."
--Cap'n Jack Sparrow

The website got the Rowdy Roddy Piper line messed up. It should be... "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a**. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

Another good line from that movie. "I look at you and you're all right. I look at her and...formaldehyde face!"

[CSgeekHero]

The Last Boyscout: "What would Joe do? He'd go in shoot everybody then smoke some cigarettes."

[Susano]

"We deal in lead, my friend."
Vin, The Magnificent Seven

"Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three."
Sanjuro, Yojimbo

"Masturbate in hell!"
Jeff, Full Contact

[Powerhouse]

Great one liners so far. How about:

"Stick around" - Predator (Arnie after he pins a terrorist to a pole with a thrown knife.

"You ain't scared of no man!"
"Sometimes out there, and it ain't no man." *walks away casually* "We're all going to die." - also from Predator

"I'm not left-handed"

followed later one by:

"I'm not left-handed either."
Princess Bride

"I swear to God-"
"SWEAR TO ME!"
Batman Begins

[Kaeto]

"You're Bleeding man!"

"Ain't got time to bleed."

(Grenade launcher fires)

"You got time to duck?"

-Predator

[Savinien]

"Say what again..."

[Susano]

"Say what again..."

"What?"

[keithcurtis]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Jules, Pulp Fiction

Keith "OK, maybe not exactly a hero..." Curtis

[Susano]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Jules, Pulp Fiction

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

**dies**

[keithcurtis]

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

**dies**
Well, I guess that fulfills the requirements from post #1...

Keith "Yippekayay, MF" Curtis

[Arac-4105]

"Yo, she-b*tch. Come get some." (Ash, Army of Darkness)

[telemachus]

"You tell 'em I'm comin'! And Hell's coming with me, you hear! Hell's comin' with me!"- Wyatt Earp, Tombstone

"I'm your huckleberry"- Doc Holliday, Tombstone
(If you haven't seen Tombstone, this might not see like much of a one-liner. Taken in context, however, it's actually kinda spooky)

[Battlestaff]

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"
- Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) Ghostbusters

[Checkmate]

"First you want to kiss me, then you want to kill me. Blow"
-Ash

Bad guy: You think you're so f***in' cool don't you? Just once I want to hear you scream in pain
Joe Hollenbeck: Play some rap music.

Bad guy: Our arrows will be so many they will blot out the sun!
Spartan: Then we'll fight in the shade.

Not competely without incident.
-John Preston

[Sundog]

From the Comic of 300 (haven't seen the mvie yet):

Mede: This is Blasphemy! This is Madness!

Leonidas: This is Sparta.

[NestorDRod]

OK, fine. You've gone and made me pull out the stops...

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
- Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China -

Jack Burton: We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
Wang Chi: No bulls**t, Jack.
Jack Burton: No bulls**t.

- Again, from BTILC -

[Catacomb]

"Did NOT know who he was f***in' with!" - Riddick, Pitch Black

"I hope I give you the s***s you f***ing p****! <spit>" Spoon - Dog Soldiers

"I can't believe that just f***ing happened!" Connor McManus - Boondock Saints

"We could kill...EVERYONE!" Rocko - Boondock Saints

"Victims...aren't we all?" Eric Draven - The Crow









Love the Yojimbo and McClintock lines Keith and Susanoo, rep when its up for you two again.

[Matt Frisbee]

"Don't run!" *BLAM* *BLAM* "Don't run!"

-- Loki, Dogma

[clsage]

From the Comic of 300 (haven't seen the mvie yet):

Mede: This is Blasphemy! This is Madness!

Leonidas: This is Sparta.


While I have yet to read the graphic novel or see the film, I'll toss in
one of the best "lines from an action film trailer" I have heard:

Leonidas: "Enjoy your breakfast Spartans, for tonight we dine in hell !!!"

And the classic historically referenced line, also from the battle of
Thermopylae:

Xerxes: "Our arrows will blot out the sun...."
Leonidas:"Than we will battle in the shade."

-Carl-

[clsage]

"Though I may walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I have no fear, because I'm the baddest mother f***er in the valley"

-D.I. Full Metal Jacket

Played by R. Lee Ermy.....A man who reminds me of Sgt Apones comment as he
looked at the Colonial Marines in "Aliens":

"Ahhh....Positively badasses !!"

-Carl-

[Checkmate]

Xerxes: "Our arrows will blot out the sun...."
Leonidas:"Than we will battle in the shade."
-Carl-
Actually this wasn't Xerxes or Leonidas that said this. It was an emissary of Xerxes and I can't remember the Spartan's name...At least in the movie it wasn't, haven't read the graphic novel.

[Susano]

Actually this wasn't Xerxes or Leonidas that said this. It was an emissary of Xerxes and I can't remember the Spartan's name...At least in the movie it wasn't, haven't read the graphic novel.

Stelios

[Balabanto]

"Life is pain."-The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Yes, Miss Daisy...I be drivin..."-Same...

[Susano]

"Life is pain."-The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."
--The Princess Bride

[keithcurtis]

Bad guy: Our arrows will be so many they will blot out the sun!
Spartan: Then we'll fight in the shade.

To be fair, that's not a movie quote.

Keith "Giving credit to Herodotus" Curtis

[Zeropoint]

It is now.

[Major Tom]

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast."

- from The Outlaw Josey Wales


Major Tom :bmk:

[Balabanto]

Major Bad Guy: "Mine is long and strong!"

Fong Sai Yuk: "Mine is short, but powerful!"

Fong Sai Yuk, Part One....


"A man's got to know his limitations..."

Harry Callahan, Magnum Force...

Villain: "Diplomatic Immunity!"

Murtaugh: "It's just been revoked!" (BLAMMMM...Villain Dies...)

Lethal Weapon II

[Catacomb]

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" - Josie Whales, The Outlaw Josie Whales

[Enforcer84]

Not an action film but...

"Great, I'm about to die a million miles from nowhere and some gung-ho iguana tells me to relax!"
-Alex Rogan, the Last Starfighter

[Yansuf]

Not an action film but...

"Great, I'm about to die a million miles from nowhere and some gung-ho iguana tells me to relax!"
-Alex Rogan, the Last Starfighter

What, "The Last Starfighter" isn't an action movie?
I'm SHOCKED!

[Vanguard]

"I don't want to kill you and you don't wanna be dead" - Malachi 'Mal' Johnson, Silverado (May have already been posted)

"We came, we saw we kicked it's A**" - Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
-Ghostbusters

[CSgeekHero]

All of a sudden it hit me...stampede.
--Tremors

Welcome to Earth.
--ID4

[Checkmate]

To be fair, that's not a movie quote.

Keith "Giving credit to Herodotus" Curtis
I beg to differ. It was in a movie, and I quoted it :D

[OzMike]

"There's one thing I have to tell you... you've got the biggest d**k I've ever seen on a man." - Brandon Lee to Dolph Lundgren in Showdown In Little Tokyo (a great little B-grader if you haven't seen it).

[Kristopher]

And the classic historically referenced line, also from the battle of
Thermopylae:

Xerxes: "Our arrows will blot out the sun...."
Leonidas:"Than we will battle in the shade."

IIRC, those weren't the people who actually had that exchange.

[Kristopher]

"Nobody steps on a church in my town!"
- Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) Ghostbusters

[L. Marcus]

"It is only an eye, my lord. The gods saw fit to give me a spare one."

[ghost-angel]

"I want more life. F---er."

Not really an Actio Hero, but the line is one of the best in cinema IMO.

[jkwleisemann]

"I’m going to take my right foot, and I’m going to whomp you on that [left] side of your face, and you know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it."


Billy Jack (one of the few lines from that series I'll quote without gagging....)

[jkwleisemann]

Oh, and how could I forget this atrociously bad bright spot in an equally bad movie:

"I come in peace!"

"You go in pieces!"

From "I Come in Peace."

[keithcurtis]

To be fair, that's not a movie quote.

Keith "Giving credit to Herodotus" Curtis


It is now.

This is the sort of thinking that makes Tolkein's work into a novelization of the movie trilogy. I can't count it if it wasn't original to the movie. YMM, of course, V. :)

Keith " 'You speak Treason!' -- 'Fluently.' " Curtis

[L. Marcus]

"It never goes smooth! How come it never goes smooth?!"

-- Mal Reynolds in the crossfire

[Manic Typist]

Keith " 'You speak Treason!' -- 'Fluently.' " Curtis

Hm, this one makes me curious. Where is it from?

[Susano]

"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."
Lee, Enter the Dragon

[Wolf]

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...

and
Lenore: Mal. That guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

one more,
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.
-Serenity

[lemming]

Oh, and how could I forget this atrociously bad bright spot in an equally bad movie:

"I come in peace!"

"You go in pieces!"

From "I Come in Peace."

"There's not enough caffeine in that to keep a hamster awake."

(probably got the quote at least somewhat wrong)

[jtelson]

Hm, this one makes me curious. Where is it from?

The Adventures of Robin Hood?

[Mantis]

German Officer from heavily-armed forces surrounding British Paratropers at Arnhem: "My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender! "
Major Carlyle of the Red Devils: "We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!"

- A Bridge Too Far

[Susano]

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

The Man in Black, The Princess Bride

[TheQuestionMan]

Wikiquote Films
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Category:Films


Check it out

QM

[Manic Typist]

The Adventures of Robin Hood?

I looked it up, and you are correct.

[Tim]

German Officer from heavily-armed forces surrounding British Paratropers at Arnhem: "My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender! "
Major Carlyle of the Red Devils: "We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!"

- A Bridge Too Far

"Nuts!"
General McCauliff, 101st Airborne Division, when asked to surrender at Bastonge

[Checkmate]

"Whoops"
--General Custer

[T. K. Bertram]

Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?

The Incredibles

We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.

The 13th Warrior

Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a damn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

[ghost-angel]

"A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?"
"Exactly"

[Mantis]

"Nuts!"
General McCauliff, 101st Airborne Division, when asked to surrender at BastongeAh, but was this spoken in a movie?

[Tim]

Ah, but was this spoken in a movie?

Yes. An old 1950s War movie. And refered to in Band of Brothers.

[Michael Hopcroft]

Yes. An old 1950s War movie. And refered to in Band of Brothers.

There was a scene in Bastgone, the movie I believe Tim is referring to, in which two German officers approach the protagonists under flag of truce and ask what Mcauliffe could possibly have meant by that. The senior officer does not speak English, at least not well, so the junior serves as an interpreter (the American troops speak no German at all).

Junior German officer: "Is that a positive or negative response?"
American: "Completely negative!"
Junior officer to his superior: "Negatif!" (it's weird that the German word is so close to the English one that interpretation seems unneeded).

At which point the Germans walk away, getting well out of range before fighting resumes.

[Major Tom]

It was also mentioned in Patton, when one of Patton's subordinates told
him about the German demand for surrender at Bastogne, and Gen. McAuliffe's
now-famous reply to that demand. I don't remember Patton's response in its
exact entirety, but it was something to the effect that a man that elequent
simply had to be saved.


Major Tom :cool:

[keithcurtis]

Hm, this one makes me curious. Where is it from?


The Adventures of Robin Hood?


I looked it up, and you are correct.

It's a sad old world when people have to look this one up. Of course, I've probably seen this movie a jillion times.

Keith "excellent swordplay" Curtis

[lemming]

Junior officer to his superior: "Negatif!" (it's weird that the German word is so close to the English one that interpretation seems unneeded).

There are quite a few words that are somewhat common, english does have something from everything, and being that there was plenty of germanic influence in England doesn't hurt.

[Tim]

The word "HALT" means the same in (I think) 8 different languages.

[Manic Typist]

It's a sad old world when people have to look this one up. Of course, I've probably seen this movie a jillion times.

Keith "excellent swordplay" Curtis

The only Robin Hood movie I have seen is "Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

[keithcurtis]

The only Robin Hood movie I have seen is "Robin Hood: Men in Tights."

So you've never seen a Robin Hood movie, then?

Keith ";)" Curtis

[Wolf]

I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can [edit] my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bulls**t house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my f***ing television set!
-Al Pacino
--Heat

[clsage]

It's a sad old world when people have to look this one up. Of course, I've probably seen this movie a jillion times.

Keith "excellent swordplay" Curtis

Not to mention that the original statement can be seen as somewhat ironic,
given that there have been accusations that Errol Flynn was a bit too
chummy with some folks who were reputed Nazi sympathizers...As
mentioned in the book "A Man Called Intrepid" (I believe)...No real proof
but ironic non-the-less.

-Carl-

[Checkmate]

"Sure, sure it was an accident. Slip on the kitchen floor, and accidently stick your d*ck in my wife. 'Gee Mrs. H. this just isn't my day'"
--Joe Hollenbeck The Last Boy Scout

[Balabanto]

"Go ahead. Make my day!"

Clint Eastwood. Sudden Impact.

"Maybe I'll make my own Dead Pool. And put you on it."

Clint Eastwood. The Dead Pool.

[Susano]

“What about after we do it?. After we kill them. What do we do then?”

“Then you live with it.”

High Plains Drifter

[L. Marcus]

"Sure, I've killed women and children. I've killed anything that walked or crawled at one time or 'nother. And now I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to my friend."

Unforgiven

[Checkmate]

"How can you kill women and children?"
"Easy, just don't lead them as far"

[L. Marcus]

"Anyone running is a VC! Anyone not running is a well-disciplined VC!"

Full Metal Jacket

[Susano]

"Marines! We are leaving!"

Aliens

[Susano]

"Two days ago I saw a rig big enough to haul that tanker. You wanna get out here? Talk to me."

The Road Warrior

[L. Marcus]

". . . We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws

[clsage]

"Sure, I've killed women and children. I've killed anything that walked or crawled at one time or 'nother. And now I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to my friend."

Unforgiven

Henchman: "You're not going to kill that kid, are you Frank ?"
Frank: "I am now that you called me by name..."
--Once Upon A Time In The West--
(with Henry Fonda as the evil villain "Frank" (fixed name
and thanks to Sundog and Susano for the name correction.))
-Carl-

[Sundog]

Henchman: "You're not going to kill that kid, are you Jim ?"
Jim: "I am now that you called me by name..."
--Once Upon A Time In The West--
(with Henry Fonda as the evil villain "Jim" (tho' I might be
getting the character name wrong....))

-Carl-

I think it was "Frank", actually.

"I...have had enough...of YOU!" - Admiral Kirk, STIII.

[Manic Typist]

So you've never seen a Robin Hood movie, then?

Keith ";)" Curtis

Pretty much, yeah. :)

[Susano]

I think it was "Frank", actually.

That would be correct.

Jason Robards played Cheyenne and Charles Bronson played "Harmonica" (a.k.a. "the man with no name").

[clsage]

"You are not a nice person."

(A bit of understatement spoken to Frank Castle in
the version of "The Punisher" starring Thomas Jane)

-Carl-

[OzMike]

"You are not a nice person."

(A bit of understatement spoken to Frank Castle in
the version of "The Punisher" starring Thomas Jane)

-Carl-

"You are not a nice movie."

(A bit of understatement spoken by me to
the version of "The Punisher" starring Dolph Lundgren)

:D

[Enforcer84]

"I heard you coming that time."

[Thrakazog]

Simon Phoenix: "I been dreamin' about killin' you for forty years."

John Spartan (w/shotgun): "Oh yeah?" >chuk-chuk< "Well keep dreaming." BLAM

[L. Marcus]

"Threepio! You tell that piece of worm-riden . . . Filth, that he'll get no such pleasure from us!

"Right?"

[Josh S]

[quote=telemachus;1315772"I'm your huckleberry"- Doc Holliday, Tombstone
(If you haven't seen Tombstone, this might not see like much of a one-liner. Taken in context, however, it's actually kinda spooky)[/quote]

Val Kilmer says the word "hucklebearer," which is synonymous with "pall bearer." Makes a bit more sense, no?

[Susano]

Val Kilmer says the word "hucklebearer," which is synonymous with "pall bearer." Makes a bit more sense, no?

Sure sounds like "huckleberry," but that makes for more sense.

[Dead guy on tab]

"Anyone not interested in dying better clear out the back." - Unforgiven

[CSgeekHero]

There's nothing like a nice piece of Hickory.
--Pale Rider

[moquif]

Transformers The Movie
"I have better things to do tonight than die" Springer
"You, who is without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff" Optimus Prime
"We can't hold out forever Kup. But we can give them one humongous repair bill!" Hot Rod
"Me Grimlock kick butt!" Grimlock

Red Dwarf
"A swift knee in the happy sacks and he'll drop like everyone else!" Lister
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." Ace Rimmer
"Princess Vongella, I'm Ace Rimmer. There'll be time for explanations later, and hopefully some sex." Ace Rimmer

[Checkmate]

Well not much else to tell Junior. The sky's blue, water's wet, and ole Satan Clause he's out there and he's just getin' stronger.
--Joe Hollenbeck The Last Boy Scout

That movie just ROCKS for one liners.

[Major Tom]

"Consider that a divorce."

- from Total Recall.



Major Tom :dyn

[L. Marcus]

"Stick around!"

Predator

[NestorDRod]

"I heard you coming that time."

What's even better is the dialog later in that movie...

Murata: Where's the girl?
Kenner: In my bedroom
Murata: <silent meaningful stare>
Kenner: <shrugging> She was scared.
Murata: I know. I saw you naked in the hot tub.

:D

[Yansuf]

"Let off some steam Bennet."

Commando

[Basil]

Val Kilmer says the word "hucklebearer," which is synonymous with "pall bearer." Makes a bit more sense, no?

Um, where did you get this from? Neither Webster's 2nd nor the online OED have "hucklebearer," and "huckle" means either the hip, or to stoop. I'm interested in trying to trace down this new-to-me word. :)

[keithcurtis]

". . . We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws

One of my all-time favorite movie lines ever. It has great universal usage in RPG's as well. Open dungeon door, there's a beholder. ". . . We're gonna need a bigger boat."

To keep this from being a "me too" post, I humbly submit:
"Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!" -- Ed McDonnough, Raising Arizona.

Keith "One of the most quotable movies of all time" Curtis

[L. Marcus]

"Mind you don' cut yerself, Mordechai!"

Also Raising Arizona :D

[Wolf]

Spence: You ever kill anybody?
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.

Vincent: Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due.

[Sam accepts a cigarette offered by Vincent]
Sam: So, are you labor or management?
Vincent: If I were management, I would not offer you a cigarette!

[discussing interrogation techniques]
Larry: How did they finally get to you?
Sam: They gave me a grasshopper.
Larry: What's a grasshopper?
Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...

Spence: You worried about saving your own skin?
Sam: Yeah, I am. It covers my body.
-Ronin
this is chock full of one liners by De Nero, me thinks.

[Major Tom]

"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then bring your Sunday best. It's time
to feast!"

"Freeze in Hell!!"

"Surprise... I'm your new cellmate. And I've come to make your life a living hell.
Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter... has come at last."

- Selected 'Ahnaldisms' from Batman and Robin.


Major Tom :eg:
"I tawt I saw a puddy-tat... I VILL CRUSH HIM!!" (Tweety Bird with the
Governator's voice)

[Manic Typist]

Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Creedy: That's impossible. Kill him.
[the fingermen open fire on V, but he still stands after their clips are empty]
V: My turn.

"V for Vendetta"

[Toadmaster]

What!!! what will come out no more!!? Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China


"Repeat please". Polish fighter pilot.
"Shut up! Silence in Polish". British flight leader
Both from Battle of Britain, in one of my favorite scenes from the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXf1bhEEXd0


You go in the cage? Cage goes into the water? Sharks in the water? (singing)So long and adue to my fair spanish maidens (fade). Quint, Jaws

Today my jurisdiction ends here, pick up my hat. Sheriff John Langston, Silverado

[Balabanto]

"I had a few optional extras installed..." The Living Daylights

I don't know if this one has been posted yet, but it should be.

James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."



(Just before trapdooring people out of his blimp.)

Max Zorin: May Day...show them out...

A View to a Kill

"Take a giant step for mankind, Mr. Drax..."

Moonraker

[Twilight]

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!" Captain Kirk, Star Trek 2.

[TheQuestionMan]

Early: You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Simon: What'd he do?
Early: Who?
Simon: The midget.
Early: Arson. The little man loved fire.

Firefly, Objects in Space.


Travis Bickle: You talking to me? YOU TALKING TO ME?

Taxi Driver - Robert De Niro


Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking punk, "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well the truth is I'm so caught up in all this excitment I've forgotten myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum; the most powerful handgun in the world, you've got to ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?".... Well, Do ya, punk?!

Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood


Eric Draven: I guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?

The Crow - Brandon Lee


Connor, Murphy & IL Duce: [Family prayer]
And Shepherds we shall be, for Thee my lord for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

The Boondock Saints - Billy Connolly, Sean Patrick Flanery, & Norman Reedus.


Algren: "You want me to kill Jappos, I'll kill Jappos."
Colonel Bagley: "I'm not asking you to kill anybody."
Algren: "You want me to kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos, I'll kill THE ENEMIES of Jappos... Rebs, or Sioux, or Cheyenne... For 500 bucks a month I'll kill whoever you want. But keep one thing in mind: I'd happily kill you for free."

The Last Samurai - Tom Cruise - Nathan Algren


Roy Batty: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die."

Blade Runner - Rutger Hauer


Cha cha cha

QM

[ghost-angel]

"Shang-Loo takes no sh**"

-Nemesis

[Major Tom]

From Fatal Beauty:

Bad Guy after being shot: Thumps his chest and says "Kevlar, b****!"

Cop after shooting Bad Guy in the head: "Smith and Wesson, a******!"


Major Tom :bmk:

[Michael Hopcroft]

From The Maltese Falcon:

Joel Cairo: "I'm not afraid of you!" (sweating profusely)

Policeman: "And what is this?"
Sam Spade: "The stuff that dreams are made of."

[Major Tom]

From Moonraker:

"I believe he's attempting re-entry."


Major Tom :D

[Manic Typist]

Just so you guys know, I just bought "Big Trouble in Little China," even though I've never seen it or have any idea about it's plot.

People keep quoting it, and I respect these boards enough that I consider it a common cultural reference that I should be familiar with for communication with others.

I hope it's good...

[Susano]

Just so you guys know, I just bought "Big Trouble in Little China," even though I've never seen it or have any idea about it's plot.

People keep quoting it, and I respect these boards enough that I consider it a common cultural reference that I should be familiar with for communication with others.

I hope it's good...

I think so. I think the film is a total riot.

[Nolgroth]

Just so you guys know, I just bought "Big Trouble in Little China," even though I've never seen it or have any idea about it's plot.

People keep quoting it, and I respect these boards enough that I consider it a common cultural reference that I should be familiar with for communication with others.

I hope it's good...When I was young, single and sharing an apartment with some gaming buddies, BTILC was the movie that when in every day after we got home from work. We had the whole movie memorized, up to and including the Chinese bits (though we had no idea what was being said) and the warbled bits where the tape had worn.

I love that movie. Probably within my top five list.

[MorpheousXO]

"Bring Out Yer Dead!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail