They Fight Crime!

[Gary Ciaramella]

They Fight Crime! (http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm)

File this under the heading of "Why was this created?" But it is really pretty funny... especially when read out loud like Don Pardo.

"He's an ungodly guitar-strumming dwarf who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a supernatural extravagent mermaid looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!"

[OddHat]

He's an underprivileged native American astronaut on a search for his missing sister. She's a blind gypsy pearl diver living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!


Now this would make for a strange character posting game! :)

[DocMan]

He's a lounge-singing soccer-playing barbarian who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a strong-willed impetuous barmaid from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

[Agent Escafarc]

I could actually make this one work:

He's a maverick shark-wrestling gentleman spy haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a supernatural kleptomaniac lawyer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

:D

[Nevenall]

He's an old-fashioned vegetarian cowboy on the run. She's a radical nymphomaniac femme fatale on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!