Log-Man

Another one for posterity

The Ballad of Beta Ray Bill

I feel stronger,
So much stronger,
I feel strong with Asgardian might!
And I'll clobber
And foe who battles me tonight

It's my hammer,
Yes my hammer,
It's a whammer of unearthly steel!
And so mighty,
That I hardly can believe it's real.

See the thunder god in that mirror there:
Who can that Asgardian be?
Such a mighty face,
...

I'm actually pretty proud of this one, so I wanted to save it here

I am the very model of a modern spider crime fighter
My storyline is in the hands of a sadistic hack writer
When Mary Jane arrives tonight I hope that I will not fight her
I know that I'm a punching bag, my future cannot get brighter

I'm very well acquainted, too, with super criminality
I must defend the city from licentious immorality
The villains that I face each night ...