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Another one for posterity

The Ballad of Beta Ray Bill

I feel stronger,
So much stronger,
I feel strong with Asgardian might!
And I'll clobber
And foe who battles me tonight

It's my hammer,
Yes my hammer,
It's a whammer of unearthly steel!
And so mighty,
That I hardly can believe it's real.

See the thunder god in that mirror there:
Who can that Asgardian be?
Such a mighty face,
Such a mighty cape,
Such a mighty belt,
Such a mighty me!

Now I'm bigger,
Filled with vigor,
And with rigor I'll start to destroy!
For I took this
From a big Asgardian boy!