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About Asperion

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  • Birthday 08/23/1973

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  1. Answers & Questions

    Q: Why do you always bring out that bazooka whenever she appears? A: Don't tell the CIA, they might just start doing it.
  2. Answers & Questions

    Q: Why are you looking for a PR expert with combat experience? A: We have a special for you - buy three and get two.
  3. Answers & Questions

    Q: What did you think of the Zombie Grounds? A: We play by all the rules - we also make all the rules.
  4. Answers & Questions

    Q: What made you teleport them away in the manner that you did? A: That is how you claim defeat from victory.
  5. Answers & Questions

    Q: Just when did Bib and Ted get hold of a Delorian? A: Unlimited power - no responsibility.
  6. Answers & Questions

    Q: How did he get that solution from me asking how his day went? A: To boldly go where everyone has gone before.
  7. Answers & Questions

    Q: Did you say that I would be the guest of honor at the canabal society? A: We are from the BackFacing Society.
  8. Answers & Questions

    Q: Why are we playing with these model trains? A: Galactus is sick.
  9. I challenge you!

    I have always found Ewoks to be the worse of those two. They look and act in many ways like teddy bears, so people will naturally desire to cuddle up to them and let their guard down. Then they can come in with the same worrier aggressiveness and make a kill before you can get your guard up. The Gou'ald on the other hand, come in with all the signs of a worrier race that has only one thing on their mind - to kill you. This will cause one to raise their defenses, which makes one harder to injure and kill. They might even be able to injure or kill some of you in the process. Battle of the years: 1000 or 2000
  10. NGD Scenes from a Hat

    The pilots actually fly in straight lines. NT: Signs that your super rich family member believes that they are god - difficulty: no Trump jokes.
  11. NGD Scenes from a Hat

    It is simply a giant emoji - when pressed the President will get a large cream pie in his face.
  12. Answers & Questions

    Q: What is this collection of millennial songs that everyone knows and has several times over? A: We are from the Timey-Wimey Society.
  13. Answers & Questions

    Q: Will you use your spell that puts a large, glowing arrow over the attacker? A: This flashlight will only work while the sun is out.
  14. Answers & Questions

    Q: Where did you claim that wormhole entrance was located? A: The time for that was exactly 24.967 seconds ago.
  15. Answers & Questions

    Q: He possesses the greatest intelligence along with several inventions, so what is it with all these multidimensional invaders every day? A: We are here from the Dominion. We are willing to share what we possess with you.