Part of my first session GMing FH. If you folks are interested I'll continue as long as the weekly sessions hold out.
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Lavenus the Most Pretty wearily walks towards Cowscrossing after weeks of stomping through thick forest and swamp. "When I find him, I will take his hide, that bastard! 'Follow the western trail' he says, 'Cowscrossing is a huge city' he says, 'You can't miss it' he says..." Looking at his clothes in dismay, "These swamp stains will take hours to get out! and what if somebody notices the smell?"
As it turns out, Cowscrossing is a small town. Calling it walled would be generous, fenced would be a better term as the timber barrier is barely five feet high. The local militia give Lavenus a few odd stares but let him pass through the gates unmolested.
Finding a laundry and bath was fairly easy. The cleaning was quick and cheap - just the way he liked it. Feeling better in clean clothes and polished horns, he made his way over to the local tavern for a beer. Plotting revenge requires beer. The Most Pretty had just sat down when a tall white haired man entered closely followed by a huge monk.
"Your ways are evil, you must repent and refuse the calling of the dark side!" the monk bellows.
"Who said I was an evil necromancer?"
"My teachers at the monastery have taught me about such things, and look at you! Black leather, pale skin, white hair, skull like features, you must be an evil necromancer! Besides, he said, " pointing towards a stone skinned Vashon "you're Aleister Carloss the evil necromancer."
Taking this as his cue, the grey skinned fellow steps in front of Aleister and puffs out his chest. "Yes, see here everyone! This is the evil necromancer!" the rest of the patrons look on in mild interest but no one supports him.
"Do you really want to find out if I'm evil?" Aleister glares down at the four foot tall man "Do ya?" Looking around desperately and finding no support, the stone skinned man, storms off into the street. The monk once again tries to convince the necromancer that his ways are wrong and that he should repent before the one true god.
Lavenus ponders the pair and decides revenge can wait. If these two provide enough of a distraction, he might be able to pick up a few baubles from the dirt.



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