Fun and Useful Little Tool

[Super Squirrel]

This is a fun little toy for creating cyborgs. You type in a name you like and it tells you its function. For example FREd is:

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/F/cyb-FRED.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Functional Robotic Exploration Device" BORDER=0></A>

[Agent Escafarc]

P.E.N.I.S.: Person Engineered for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage

I'm sorry I was in a strange mood

[Nato]

Well....


V.A.G.I.N.A.: Vigilant Android Generated for Infiltration and Nocturnal Assassination

[Nato]

Sorry about that last one.

N.A.T.O.: Networked Android Trained for Observation

[lemming]

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/L/cyb-LEMMING.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Lifelike Electronic Machine Manufactured for Infiltration and Nocturnal Gratification" BORDER=0></A>

Hmm. I guess my wife is happy.

I love the button with the quote from Beserk.

[Agent Escafarc]

After seeing what we're coming up with, it puts a whole other spin on FRED. Makes you wonder how many batteries it takes

[MarkusDark]

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/M/cyb-MARKUSDARK.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Mechanical Artificial Repair and Killing Unit/Synthetic Digital Android Responsible for Killing" BORDER=0></A>

Wow, even long names...

[Agent Escafarc]

Even here the truth is known :

F.R.E.N.C.H.A.R.M.Y.: Functional Robotic Exploration and Nullification Construct/Humanoid Assembled for Repair and Mandatory Yardwork

[TheEmerged]

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/T/cyb-THEEMERGED.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Technician Hardwired for Exploration and Efficient Mathematics/Electronic Robotic Galactic Exploration Device" BORDER=0></A>

[Agent Escafarc]

E.S.C.A.F.A.R.C.: Electronic Synthetic Construct Assembled for Forbidden Assassination and Rational Calculation

It looks like you are limited to eleven characters

[Derek Hiemforth]

Hey, I'm multi-functional.

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/D/cyb-DEREK.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Device Engineered for Repair and Efficient Killing" BORDER=0></A>

[Derek Hiemforth]

Now we know why The Ultimate Martial Artist was the first 5th Edition support book...

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/D/cyb-DOJ.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Device Optimized for Judo" BORDER=0></A>

[MarkusDark]

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/D/cyb-DARRENWATTS.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Digital Android Responsible for Repair and Exploration/Networked Worker Assembled for Troubleshooting and Terran Sabotage" BORDER=0></A>

<A HREF="http://brunching.com/toys/cyborger.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cybimages/S/cyb-STEVELONG.gif" WIDTH=240 HEIGHT=150 ALT="Synthetic Technician Engineered for Violence and Exploration/Lifeform Optimized for Nocturnal Gratification" BORDER=0></A>

[Agent Escafarc]

M.E.C.H.A.N.O.N.: Mechanical Electronic Construct Hardwired for Accurate Nullification and Online Negotiation

Negotiate yeah right

[Agent Escafarc]

F.O.X.B.A.T.: Functional Organism eXperienced in Battle and Accurate Troubleshooting