"Yor Momma" one liners needed

[McCoy]

Got involved in a D&D game. Long story.

Anyway, my character decided she shou have a battle cry based on the Dozens, specifically "Yor Momma" insults.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Now I need some Momma one liners approperate for the milenu.

"Yor Momma so Ugly, she had to hanf a lamb chop from her neck to get the warg to play wit her!"

"Yor Momma so bowlegged, when she sits around the dungeon, she sits around the dungeon."

"Yor Momma so fat, a halfling mistook her for a housing development."

Any suggestions?

[Briguy123]

Yo' Mama's so big that if she were made of stones she'd be a castle.
Yo' Mama's flail doesn't have a full length of chain.
Yo' mama's so ugly she could win a staring contest with a basilisk.
Yo' mama's so stupid she lost an argument with a zombie.

[McCoy]

Thank you! Excelent start!

Touught of another one.

"Yo' Momma so wrinkled, she trapped a water elemental in her face!"

[Gary Ciaramella]

Yo' mama's so ugly, she turns undead with her face!

[CourtFool]

Yo' mama's so ugly orc children run from her in fear.
Yo' mama's so ugly even the 10' pole won't touch her.

[BobGreenwade]

Your mama's so ugly, your grandparents used to leave her crib on the front porch at night to scare away vampires.

Your mama's so stupid, she could be outwitted by a zombie.

Your mama's so fat, when Giants play handball with her, they really play handball with her.

Your mama's so old, even a lich wouldn't date her.

[Greatwyrm]

Yo mama so fat, all of Bigby's hands couldn't keep her in one spot.

Yo mama stink so bad, she makes ghasts cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she coulda' been dead in second edition.

[joen00b]

Yo momma's so hairy, it looks like she has a bugbear in a headlock.

[Blue Jogger]

Yo momma is so ugly, she don't need to use Protection spells.
Yo momma is so ugly, clerics keep trying to dispel the curse.
Yo momma is so ugly, mummy rot would be an improvement.

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought light spells would make her thinner.
Yo momma is so stupid, she couldn't become a fighter.

Yo momma is so fat, she needs *two* cloaks of elvenkind to cover her.
Yo momma is so fat, she wears horseshoes of speed.

[PhilFleischmann]

I know I shouldn't but...

Yo mama's so fat, Kal-Turak's Wall was created by her falling down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she swims in Lake Mhorec, the water goes up three inches.

Yo mama's so fat, you need area effect on your healing spell to heal her.

Yo mama's so fat, she can buy all her powers OIF-Bulky.

Yo mama's so ugly, Blindness is an advantage in this campaign.

Somebody stop me.

[McCoy]

Somebody stop me.

No! Don't stop! More!

And thank you everyone!

Guess this works in any venue: Yo' Momma so fat in the summertime she rents out shade!

[Briguy123]

Yo' momma's so stinky she turned a dragon vegetarian!

[dbsousa]

Yer Momma's so ugly, the orcs who raided her village told her they "Liked her, as a friend!"

"Yer momma's so fat, she counts as 1-3 creatures when summoned!"

"Yer momma's so evil, the drow cross the street to avoid her!

"Yer momma's so chaotic, fish blanket spackle!"

[lazarus]

"Yer momma's so chaotic, fish blanket spackle!"

Gold.

Laz

[Archangel Gabri]

"Yer momma's so chaotic, fish blanket spackle!"

Sheer genius.