How would you take out BATMAN?

[Argus]

1. Remove his ability to see.
Spotlights, Flares, Fog Machine.
2. Remove his ability to move.
Tar, Ice floors, Water, Bubble-gum.
3. Make him use up his gadgets.
Lots of Thugs, Lot’s of minor traps. Saving a group of people.
4. Hit him with Area of Affect weapons.
Bombs, Rockets, Vat of Acid.
5. Never get into Hand to Hand Combat with him.
Stinger Missiles, Time delayed bombs, Lots of explosions.
6. Team up with others that don’t like him.
He has hunters. He has enemies.

As a Last chance,

Blast off and Nuke him from Space.
It’s the only way to be sure.


A.

[assault]

Well, because it's a player versus player thing, you should, of course, try to sort it out between you, preferably in front of the GM.

Failing that:
1: Find out his secret ID.
2: Expose it.

Alternatively:
1: Find out his secret ID.
2: Shoot him in the head when he isn't in costume. Presumably, this means he isn't wearing armour...

Incidentally, if you are choosing the second option, ensure that you leave evidence proving that the "hero" you are at war with is, in fact, the person that you just shot. That way, if he survives, his trouble is only just beginning.

Of course, if your GM is nasty, you may have just shot some innocent...

Well, that's your problem.

Alan

[Spectrum]

To take take him out, go with snipers on every rooftop, you can never have enough snipers. If that fails, nuke the city (I know it's been said already but c'mon, it has potential) And if by some miracle he lives, well you could always cut the breakline on his car (assuming he has one).

[gewing]

JUst reading this...
WHy did a buffy kill 2 apparently normal men, one a cop or ex-cop????

WHy is the SOB assisting her?

Originally posted by Col. Orange
[BSNIP
A LITTLE HISTORY (for those curious as to the morals involved)

Martin’s brother Patrick pays him a visit. He’s worried. Martin takes him to a bar and the two catch up – but brother sill won’t say what’s on his mind. Several hours later the pair stagger out to get a cab home. BOOM. Some blonde teeny ber shoots first Patrick then Martin.
(Shrugs) [/B]

[Pattern Ghost]

Hmm... I've been reading along, and it seems more like player to player animosity than character driven. Then again, this group might enjoy a more adversarial approach, which can be fun every now and then.

[Hermit]

I'm reminded of a quote from A Knight's Tale
"How would you beat him?"
"me? With a stick, while he slept...."

[RevHooligan]

A Knight's Tale? You quoted A Knight's Tale? Seriously, I'll send you a Blockbuster Gift Card If you promise to rent a David Lean film or something. Knight's Tale! Meh.

[Col. Orange]

Originally posted by gewing
JUst reading this...
WHy did a buffy kill 2 apparently normal men, one a cop or ex-cop????

WHy is the SOB assisting her?

Clarification 1: Dauntain isn't Buffy. The Buffy label is just a good way of explaining her power level (25-30 STR, 26 DEX) and goal (destroy the supernatural). She doesn't have Buffy's problem with using guns (two Desert Eagles) or with killing (though that could be eggs 'n' omlettes). On the surface she's doing a good thing - killing vampires and zombies etc. - it might just be that her aim's a little blurry.
Why she killed Patrick (a marine) and Martin (a cop) is still a mystery (which, truth be told, is why I was going after her with plastic bullets and club rather than AP rounds and knives). The fact that Patrick seemed on edge when he turned up leads Martin to believe Patrick had either done something or knew something he shouldn't.
Martin may have been killed just to make sure she'd killed the right twin.

Clarification 2: SoB wasn't assisting Dauntain, he was trying to get both of us. He went for Martin first because Martin had leant on someone who was (unbeknownst to me at the time) a contact of SoB.

Clarification 3: SoB has a problem with Martin, SoB's player does not have a problem with me. Known the guy since I was 16 - good chap, smart, great forward planner (though tries to manipulate GMs).

Clarification 4: Martin's never killed anyone but those who've profited from the drug trade. People who've ruined the lives of not only the people they sell to, but the lives of the addicts families and friends too.
He's not a psychopath AND WOULD NEVER NUKE THE CITY!


Game's been paused for a while, though I've been told Martin never made it out of that basement.


State of play:
Martin tied to a chair with 5 DEF, Transparent Bolas. NO weapons of any kind.
Dryad (high DEX fem. Mystic) now against Martin's destruction stands next to him.
SoB (long time ally of Dryad (Read: VERY aware of her disads)) stands in front of the only exit.
Bobba Fett stands next to SoB (NOTE: there is no bounty on Martin and though Fett and SoB have co-operated in the past, there is an atmosphere between them).

[Stargazer]

do like bane...hes the only one that actualy brought batman down for good...and for a long time...


otherwise....u just cant beat bats....hes the greatest

[Rage]

Originally posted by Stargazer
do like bane...hes the only one that actualy brought batman down for good...and for a long time...


otherwise....u just cant beat bats....hes the greatest

To use a quote (No not FREAKING KNIGHTS TALE what the freaks wrong with you?)

"NO!!!

Guys, listen closely.

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[Hermit]

Originally posted by RevHooligan
A Knight's Tale? You quoted A Knight's Tale? Seriously, I'll send you a Blockbuster Gift Card If you promise to rent a David Lean film or something. Knight's Tale! Meh.

Fortunately, my heritage as an American means I don't have to get sarcasm unless I want to.

Originally posted by Rage
To use a quote (No not FREAKING KNIGHTS TALE what the freaks wrong with you?)

More than you can ever imagine.


So... you're saying it's not Batman?


*Heads for the hills*

[gewing]

Do you mean we're not talking about the Val Kilmer version?

RUN!!!

Originally posted by Hermit
Fortunately, my heritage as an American means I don't have to get sarcasm unless I want to.



More than you can ever imagine.


So... you're saying it's not Batman?


*Heads for the hills*

[Spectrum]

Originally posted by gewing
Do you mean we're not talking about the Val Kilmer version?

RUN!!!

Maybe it's the George Clooney one.

Uh-oh...... HEY WAIT FOR ME!!
*leaves a dust cloud in my likeness*