WWYCD?: The PRIMUS Auction
PRIMUS is holding its annual seized property auction to benefit the spouses and children of agents killed in the line duty. Since the agency recently raided a major VIPER nest in the area, there's a huge assortment choice stuff up for bids (no weapons or supergadgets since the auction is open to the general public). Anyone may bid on items by showing up in person, sending a proxy, or bidding online at the agency's website. Items available include:
- Tons of furnature (couches, chairs, desks, tables, file cabinets, book shelves, lockers, bunkbeds from the barracks, the executive desk toys from the nestleaders office, etc.)
- All the kitchenwares from the nest's canteen
- Dozens of laptops and PCs(all the data that was on them has been downloaded and the hard drives erased)
- Five Italian sports cars (formerly the property of the nestleader)
- Several industial washing machines and dryers from the nest's laundry room
- The nestleader's stereo system and personal library of classical music CDs
- Pinball machines, arcade games, billard tables, and vending machines from the nest's recreation room.
- An assortment of rare vintages from the nestleader's private stocks
Would your character show up to bid? Send a proxy to bid for them? Bid online? Be there incase any villains show up to cause trouble? Take no interest at all? WWYCD?
"I Tried To Kidnap Sapphire And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."
Stupid Lawyer Question From An Actual Court Case:
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 pm.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
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