Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[devlin1]

Great avatar devlin1

Thanks! I just learned how to take captures in Windows Media. Jiggle Billy was the first JPG I made.

"So... we jigglin', or...?"

[devlin1]

"God damn it! He sure knows his kung fu!"

[GamePhil]

The scene: Jasmine, a Supergirl type (pre-Crisis) has been captured by Teleios, the Perfect Man. She has just regained consciousness thoroughly bound, but able to look about and speak.

Jasmine: All right, but you're forgetting one thing.
Teleios: Really? And what is that?
(15d6 of Heat Vision)

All right, it's not original, and I wouldn't mention it except that I walked right into it.

[Robert Harrison]

From last night's Vampire: the Masquerade game session:

Assamite player: "Would it be possible for my character to suck, but not swallow?"

[Tim]

From our Hero game ast night, the player foretting what system we were playing.
"Can I take a 20?"

[DocMan]

From last Friday night's Vampire game.

Said by Lyn, a blood-bound childe, after her sire has called and asked her to bring his spare set of car keys to his location:

“I was not laughing. I was doing my darnedest to stifle it.”

Doc

[Magmarock]

In last Sunday's D&D game, the group traveled to distant town to find a particular sage who was also a hermit. They didn't know where exactly the sage was, though, so Reef the monk, decided to ask for directions. Nearby was an older man sweeping dirt off his doorstep, so Reef goes up to him and strikes up a conversation. The old man was rather rude to Reef, and ended up telling the monk to go away!

After the door slammed in Reef's face, the monk's player looked at me (the DM), paused, and then said, "I kick dirt onto his doorstep!"

Now that was funny!

Mags

[Southern Cross]

Sounds like they found the sage....

[Klytus]

The GM meant to tell the player to roll a luck die. It came out...

"Roll a duck lie."

[Susano]

Why do I have a sudden vision of Groucho Marx and "You Bet Your Life"?

[Doug McCrae]

"I accidentally mummified an ice cream vendor."

[Magmarock]

"I accidentally mummified an ice cream vendor."

LOL!

Ok, Doug. I gotta ask. What happened to elicit such a comment?

Mags

[Doug McCrae]

My character, the Masked Archer, was at the New York World's Fair (It's a Golden Age game). He tried to bring down a fleeing felon with his newly developed *experimental* Mummification Arrow, but accidentally hit the unfortunate ice cream vendor.

[SCUBA Hero]

The GM from last Saturday's game (a new player was starting that night):

"The quickest way to get people involved is to make them victims."

[Arandmoor_Keet]

The half-orc barbarian in my sturday DND game is basicly a brick. Good in a fight, and that's it. Big arms...big axe...big debt in the mental department (8 int, 6 wis, 6 cha)

The following exchange was made last week shortly after the Barbarian fell victim to a blindness/deafness spell...

H-OB: I wish my brother was here. He's good in a fight. Carries a big axe. Dumb as a rock though...

Josh: Waitaminute...you think that your brother is dumb? Compared to what?

Arandmoor