Actually, our whole party is Belkar.Originally Posted by Tim
He's Beklar!
Putting the Punk back in!
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Actually, our whole party is Belkar.He's Beklar!
Putting the Punk back in!
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Heh. Kip's player saw this and said, "No, you got my quote wrong. What I said is I'm like a special-needs child who's good at stabbing things."No, actually Intelligence is Kip's dump stat:
Kip: I’m like a special-needs child who likes stabbing things.
<pause>
"...Though I do like stabbing things, too."
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I believe there's some kind of syndrome that explains this sort of behaviour but I don't think it usually works that fast.
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This may be a "you had to have been there" moment, but bear with me.
The setup is a small group of supers, one of whom is a former Bad Guy who happens to be a lich. Full on skeleton guy, walking around in a robe, talking a few decibels too loudly.
So, we're trying to sneak into this doctor's office to confront him about the Nefarious Deeds he's been committing. The Blaster goes in as a normal patient, my martial artist just Stealth's his way in, and I suggest to the Mystic Lich "You should just teleport into his screening room, take off your robe, and stand at the position of attention in the corner!"
Let's see who doesn't get it
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"There is no Gnomish god of Forensic Proctology, either."
... abnormal, non-Euclidean, and loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours.
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Heh, that reminds me of the "100 things I'm not allowed to do while gaming." I can't find the original I read, but here's a link to something similar over on Giant in the Playground.
Example:
or3. There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery.
22. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.
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Originally Posted by BlackCobra
From my D&D Everybody Plays a Dragon campaign:
After someone commented how the massive army of undead was no big deal:
Tom (Warlock, brass dragon): "Hey, what about the 3 square miles of zombies!? They took me all night! <muttering> No appreciates the little things."
It's worse than you think. He was complaining because he spent all night taking out the giant army of zombies by using the Warlock invocation which creates a small field of writhing, bone-chillingly cold tentacles of darkness, which thrash around and squeeze things. Because he's a Warlock, and can create another field every round, he had to carpet the battlefield with them.
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This may be a "you had to have been there" moment, but bear with me.
The setup is a small group of supers, one of whom is a former Bad Guy who happens to be a lich. Full on skeleton guy, walking around in a robe, talking a few decibels too loudly.
So, we're trying to sneak into this doctor's office to confront him about the Nefarious Deeds he's been committing. The Blaster goes in as a normal patient, my martial artist just Stealth's his way in, and I suggest to the Mystic Lich "You should just teleport into his screening room, take off your robe, and stand at the position of attention in the corner!"
Let's see who doesn't get it
This is probably the first time that I've ever heard of a PC being asked to
masquerade as a display skeleton in a doctor's office...but as a bare-bones
sort of plan, it's not too bad.
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It's a decent start to a plan, but needs a little fleshing-out.This is probably the first time that I've ever heard of a PC being asked to
masquerade as a display skeleton in a doctor's office...but as a bare-bones
sort of plan, it's not too bad.
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I hope the guy can put up with a lot of ribbing for a stunt like that.
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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
what if he mis-teleports? and ends up in the closet ?
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Then he'll just have to break out his copy of "Teleportation for Dummies" and
bone up on the section on "Teleporting to the spot you're aiming at".
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an army of skeletons isn' it a bit early for haloween?
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