Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[Nerdnumber1]

either

1. Cheese
2. my parents told me i can do anything i put my mind to
3. can we hurry this up, i've got a date i don't want to be late for
4. I know that, you know I know that, I know you know that I know that, but do I know that I know that?
5. yea I do feel lucky, punk
6. LOOK AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!!!

7. I once sued the Fox Network... and won. (This is actually an achievement of a character I know).

[input.jack]

Feline Fury: Emma (Canadienne) isnt lying! Shes just a victim of her own "enhanced reality"!

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Quotes from the Embria came (Pathfinder)
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Rhiannon ("the Littlest Roherrim") is a blacksmith in addition to a soldier. She releases some prisoners held by a Goblin tribe.

Rhiannon: Huh. Pretty shoddy workmanship on these manacles.

Metrion (OOC): Metrion is now trying NOT to ask how pretty little Rhiannon is an expert on manacles!

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We are attacked by a baby Dragon thats ONLY about the size of a large Human.

Varga the Barbarienne: *Grapples the Dragon and gets it in a hold!*

Rhiannon (OOC): *sings to Prodigy* Smack My Drake Up!

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Metrion (OOC): A Hobbit without his bits is just a Hob!

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Metrion: How are we ever going to get these barrels up out of this steep ravine?

Chyra: That would be a "Rope and Varga" system

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GM: Did you make the Perception roll?

Chyra (OOC): No, apparently Im lost in Chyra-land

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to a Goblin: If youd been a cute Halfling chick, you wouldnt be on FIRE right now!

[Shadow Hawk]

In the League of Unusual Individuals campaign, the GM often was as silly as the players.

GM: The Mad Ninja found out where the Clonemaster's Hideout was.
TMN: I found it in the Yellow Pages.
Rose: What, under "Hideouts, villian"?
TMN: No, discoteques.
GM: The Yellow Pages has a full page ad for "The Clonemaster's Hideout and Disco".
Rose: (OOC) I say we kill him slowly.
Stick: I ask someone to look under "Hideouts, villian" for me.
GM: You find a ad for Foxbat's hideout.

[Susano]

He'd do it, too.

[CoreBrute]

Not the funniest quote, but most of the quotes from my group are either not funny or get this thread blocked.

Fable Heroes (Fantasy heroes combined with elements of the Fable game)
Ishmael: (My character) A telekinetic ex/still active thief and con man
Raphael X: A Spanish Teleporting Noble, kind of stuck up. His player annoys the hell out of the rest of us.
The Professor: (GM character) Very powerful GM character, several hundred years old.

The professor has shown us how to use our powers, and offers us the chance to join his side and defend humanity.

Ishmael: A Man with mystical powers has never led me wrong before.
Raphael X: What about me?
The Professor: I don’t count you as a man.

[Shadowsoul]

either

5. yea I do feel lucky, punk

Robin Hood's catch phrase!

[Ian Mackinder]

GM: The Mad Ninja found out where the Clonemaster's Hideout was.
TMN: I found it in the Yellow Pages.
Rose: What, under "Hideouts, villian"?
TMN: No, discoteques.
GM: The Yellow Pages has a full page ad for "The Clonemaster's Hideout and Disco".
Rose: (OOC) I say we kill him slowly.
Stick: I ask someone to look under "Hideouts, villian" for me.
GM: You find a ad for Foxbat's hideout.

Dial 'V' for Villain?

[Manic Typist]

Raphael X: A Spanish Teleporting Noble, kind of stuck up. His player annoys the hell out of the rest of us.

I had a guy like that in my first gaming group. Later, however... I realized I MISSED him and all of his ridiculousness. He was... like some sort of annoying pet that you couldn´t help but feel affection for even though you had every reason not to. I can´t explain it.

Also, that quote doesn´t make sense. Why would the Professor say that he doesn´t count him as a man? That may be true.... but it just doesn´t seem to fit. Whether or not he counts him has nothing to do withthe first player´s comment. *Shrug*

[Ian Mackinder]

IAlso, that quote doesn´t make sense. Why would the Professor say that he doesn´t count him as a man? That may be true.... but it just doesn´t seem to fit. Whether or not he counts him has nothing to do withthe first player´s comment. *Shrug*

I believe that this Professor was "dissing" the other guy.

[Manic Typist]

I believe that this Professor was "dissing" the other guy.

I grokked as much.... I just felt it was weak. Hard to explain, but when I see things like this happen in real conversation I can´t help but look at the person with an expression saying ¨Really?¨

[CoreBrute]

Like I said, not the best quote.

Here's hoping we find better quote!

[Shadowsoul]

Dial 'V' for Villain?

That would be Foxbat's chat line. "Lonely ladies of Hudson City! Call my chat line and tremble in girlish fear as I wax villainously on my plans to conquer the world. Calls cost 3 Dollars a minute plus usual network charges."

[jkwleisemann]

I'd be worried that would turn from a 900 number into a 976 one....

[Manic Typist]

What´s a 976 number? Phone sex?

[Karmakaze]

What´s a 976 number? Phone sex?

It's a number that can charge extra beyond the standard connection rate. They're porn-related more often than not, but they can also be call-a-psychic scams, call-in polls, and that sort of thing, too.