Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[teh bunneh]

And if your luck is really crappy, you'll get there in time to be part of the next big rabbit invasion/infestation, where you'll get to experience one of the more exciting forms of Aussie hospitality ().

Man. Why's everybody always shooting me?









Oh, right. The whole evil thing. Eh heh.

[Major Tom]

And don't even get me *started* on what the *media* would say about her!

I hear her mom's about to get foreclosed on - can you imagine the irresponsibility of it all?

(Forgive me, I'm ill... but here's a quote to make up for it!)

GM: "We'll move the adventure along to the next major section once somebody gets Phelar to stop making paper dollies out of her former master's entrails."

Phelar (OOC): "Good luck with that."

Ewwwww...I think Phelar just invented a new skill for Horror HERO:

Organgami (DEX-based).



Major Tom

[Susano]

You're not evil, you're just... wait, no, you're evil.

[Shadow Hawk]

You're not evil, you're just... wait, no, you're evil.

Evil is a relative term.
You'd understand why I'm evil if you met my relatives.

[Major Tom]

Man. Why's everybody always shooting me?









Oh, right. The whole evil thing. Eh heh.

Well, they've got to have something to shoot at down there...the whole "evil
rabbit" thing in your case'd be a bonus extra.




Major Tom

[Narratio]

Evil giant mutant rabbit... probably worth an extra 10 pts to any GM right there.

[Drhoz]

Well, they've got to have something to shoot at down there...the whole "evil
rabbit" thing in your case'd be a bonus extra.

No point - the drop bears will get you no matter how well armed you are - you might as well go unarmed, at least you'll die a quick and merciful death that way

[Lonewalker]

Oh, right. The whole evil thing. Eh heh.

You could always change your ways...



Sorry - forgot who I was talking to there for a sec...


Lonewalker

[Major Tom]

You could always change your ways...



Sorry - forgot who I was talking to there for a sec...


Lonewalker

Yeah, there's about as much a chance of that happening as there is of Elmer
Fudd taking Bugs Bunny on a trip to the local taxidermist...




Major Tom

[Vulcan]

Yeah, there's about as much a chance of that happening as there is of Elmer
Fudd taking Bugs Bunny on a trip to the local taxidermist...




Major Tom

It could happen. Of course, Mr. Fudd will be the one who winds up getting stuffed....



Oh, we're talking about teh bunny changing his ways? Yeah, that is totally not going to happen. "Look at teh bones, man, look at teh bones!"

[Egyptoid]

my group's been on hiatus since x-mas, but we started back this week.
ohmigosh-gray-vee this is going to be radioactive.

bad history: I've been DMing thursday nights for 5 of the last seven years

good news: a player has stepped up to be DM.

bad news: he's running D2O.

good news: his setting is Middle Earth.

bad news: the setting is 50 years before The Hobbit

good news: the PC party will be working for a wizard

bad news: It's Saruman the White.

No quote quotes this week. but I anticipate a lot of
radiation and therapy in the coming weeks.

my buddies character is a Prince of Gondor, a warrior.
my character is a barbarian half-elf ranger, from the far-north.
I showed the guy where LINK it was way up in the Grey Mountains.
{see the dot in the map north of the Forest River}

my buddy said "Good Gosh you're from all the way up there?!? why !?!"

I asked him which part of BAR-BARIAN don't you get,
and told him he should be happy, I'll make him look so posh and debonair.

[Desert]

Alright. I'm working on helping my friends create characters for our first Champion style game, and introduce them to Hero. In it, they are going to be the first superheroes in a world where comic books and such exist, so there are no laws to have superheroes to have contracts and such for their heroic identities.

All of them are planning to have Secret Identities. One of them, K, is planning on having her character be a personal shopper, and wants to have her heroic identity fund a homeless shelter, which is along the lines of DNPC, multiple people. I was thinking about this a moment

Me: How do you plan on paying for this anyways?
K: I figure I can have access to the same money I do as my personal shopper.

(A point I can't argue, but this gets included)

J (a friend and another player who was listening): *Cough* Uh... There's a problem with your check...

[bubba smith]

my group's been on hiatus since x-mas, but we started back this week.
ohmigosh-gray-vee this is going to be radioactive.

bad history: I've been DMing thursday nights for 5 of the last seven years

good news: a player has stepped up to be DM.

bad news: he's running D2O.

good news: his setting is Middle Earth.

bad news: the setting is 50 years before The Hobbit

good news: the PC party will be working for a wizard

bad news: It's Saruman the White.

No quote quotes this week. but I anticipate a lot of
radiation and therapy in the coming weeks.

my buddies character is a Prince of Gondor, a warrior.
my character is a barbarian half-elf ranger, from the far-north.
I showed the guy where LINK it was way up in the Grey Mountains.
{see the dot in the map north of the Forest River}

my buddy said "Good Gosh you're from all the way up there?!? why !?!"

I asked him which part of BAR-BARIAN don't you get,
and told him he should be happy, I'll make him look so posh and debonair.

tak ecare egyptoid

[Shadow Hawk]

Today's DnD session.

Paladin: We're going to need to make sacrifices to win.
Cleric: I'll sharpen my obsidian knife.

Fighter: Who invited the rust monsters?

Artificer: If we kill this Black Dragon, we get lots of treasure! Who's with me!
Ranger: Sorry, I was planning on surviving today.

Artificer: (as the warlock retreats) What's the Warlock doing?
Fighter: Setting the land speed record.

Paladin: Will you please stop provoking the Black Dragon.

[Tigereye]

Originally Posted by Major Tom:

Well, they've got to have something to shoot at down there...the whole "evil
rabbit" thing in your case'd be a bonus extra.

No point - the drop bears will get you no matter how well armed you are - you might as well go unarmed, at least you'll die a quick and merciful death that way

I would be using the bears instead to maul known liars, not rabbits (even evil ones). That way I could bear false witnesses.

I would tax evil rabbits instead. In-hare-intense taxes, of course.

(Everybody at this point ducks, so I will goose instead. HONK!)