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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Isn't that what happens when there's an 'incident' with Firewing?
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Some Star Wars quotes:

    Princess Asha: Nabooian princess and diplomat (Spittin image of her great-aunt Amidala)
    Dirk Nightsider: Young Jedi trained by Master Luke's academy (Picture Dean Winchester from SUpernatural, but with a lightsaber)
    Raene Taa: Former Imperial officer, then Hutt slave, now Rebel agent

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    GM: ...And the arena has an audience, with little hover-droids with holo-cameras in them flitting around.

    Dirk (OOC): Well, THOSE are going to be sacrificed to the Telekinesis Gods ;D

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    Asha (OOC): Well, Asha kind of has a weakness for Dirk. I mean, hes a "bad boy" Jedi. Shes Amidala's great-neice; it kind of runs in the family!

    Raena (OOC): THATS what she considers a "bad boy"?

    Asha (OOC): Im from Naboo! Of COURSE I think hes a bad boy! He wears black and rides a speederbike!

    Reane (OOC): "OMG *Gasp!* Hes got...STUBBLE!" :P

    Asha (OOC): Rawr!

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    Dirk: ...And they say the giant shark-creature cant be hurt.

    Asha: Why?

    Dirk: Its sacred to their people. Its important to them.

    Asha: Ah! They dont WANT it hurt! Thats different! I thought you meant that if the Death Star blew up this entire planet, thered still be this big giant shark thingie wiggling around in space

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    GM: NOBODY expects the Imperial Storm-Commandoes!

    Asha (OOC): Their chief weapons are fear, surprise, and a series of exploding Death Stars ;D

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    Dirk (OOC): I activate my "Lightsaber Defense"

    Asha (OOC): "If the blade is lit, you cannot hit!" [/ Johnny Cochrane]

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    Dirk: *addressing a Mon Calimari Admiral* ...It was a TRAP!

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    The PCs (Allaince members) and a group of Imperial Storm Commandoes are the only people left alive on a deep-sea station thats been taken over by crazed fish-men and telepathically-agitated giant shark-things. We agree to team up to get everyone out alive, and settle our political differences later.

    Storm Commando Lieutenant: *Orders his troops to betray the PCs* NOW!

    Princess Asha: *Quick-draws her pistol and shoots him RIGHT between the eyes, killing him instantly*

    Storm Commando Troops:

    Raena (OOC): Cool! Battlefield promotion for "Sergeant Simmons" there!
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by input.jack View Post
    The PCs (Allaince members) and a group of Imperial Storm Commandoes are the only people left alive on a deep-sea station thats been taken over by crazed fish-men and telepathically-agitated giant shark-things. We agree to team up to get everyone out alive, and settle our political differences later.

    Storm Commando Lieutenant: *Orders his troops to betray the PCs* NOW!

    Princess Asha: *Quick-draws her pistol and shoots him RIGHT between the eyes, killing him instantly*

    Storm Commando Troops:

    Raena (OOC): Cool! Battlefield promotion for "Sergeant Simmons" there!
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by SSgt Baloo View Post
    I'm outta rep. Could somebody get this guy for me?
    I would, but he keeps putting out great quotes and I hit him too recently already. Sorry.
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by BoloOfEarth View Post
    I would, but he keeps putting out great quotes and I hit him too recently already. Sorry.
    Me too.
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    THe same. *sighs*

    Nice shot though!
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by input.jack View Post
    The PCs (Allaince members) and a group of Imperial Storm Commandoes are the only people left alive on a deep-sea station thats been taken over by crazed fish-men and telepathically-agitated giant shark-things. We agree to team up to get everyone out alive, and settle our political differences later.

    Storm Commando Lieutenant: *Orders his troops to betray the PCs* NOW!

    Princess Asha: *Quick-draws her pistol and shoots him RIGHT between the eyes, killing him instantly*

    Storm Commando Troops:
    Ah, reminds me of the infamous Speed Sacrifice Scene from our Sulros campaign - similar situation - a temporary alliance with people we just know are going to backstab us... and when they do our team's dwarven cleric guts them both instantly and offers up their hearts to the gods.

    Before they even hit the ground.

    On the other hand, it really impressed the third party we had just stumbled across.


    (yes, sacrifice of sentient lifeforms was a major feature and expected religious practice of the setting )
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    We had this week's run of our Mean Streets campaign on Friday due to scheduling issues and we were all a bit tired, so the flow of lines wasn't as plentiful as usual.

    We did have a winner, but since it was induced by an outbreak of the Smut Field(tm) I'll have to spoiler it to keep it away for impressionable eyes...

    Spoiler:
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by input.jack View Post
    Some Star Wars quotes:


    Storm Commando Lieutenant: *Orders his troops to betray the PCs* NOW!

    Princess Asha: *Quick-draws her pistol and shoots him RIGHT between the eyes, killing him instantly*

    Storm Commando Troops:

    Raena (OOC): Cool! Battlefield promotion for "Sergeant Simmons" there!
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by Drhoz View Post

    (yes, sacrifice of sentient lifeforms was a major feature and expected religious practice of the setting )
    Isn't it always when you're involved?

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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucius View Post
    Isn't it always when you're involved?

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    Not Always. I think that there was ONE time that it didn't at least. I think it was his Traveller game. Oh, no. Wait, I forgot how my Vargr captain had to christen his ship. Never mind.
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by BoloOfEarth View Post
    I would, but he keeps putting out great quotes and I hit him too recently already. Sorry.
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucius View Post
    Isn't it always when you're involved?
    Actually, Vitus wasn't involved in that campaign. We did manage to wipe out a meeting of a dozen non-human races that turned out to be a vital peace conference tho.

    Whoops.
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was giving it the Last Rites.

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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

    • D&D 4th game I'm in.
    • warforged fighter: Now to use this feat because I'm such a p___k
    • Tiefling warlord: You're an artifical lifeform, you can't be a p k, you're a d___o

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