Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[Balabanto]

Currently, one of the D+D 3.5 games I run is set in the Moonshaes, a Celtic/Scottish/Irish setting in the Forgotten Realms.

Me: So you arrive in this wonderful roadside inn, and there's even music and dancing after dinner.

PC: So there are bards here (All excited, looking for information on the place they're going)

Me: Yes.

PC: I ask around a little bit. What are their names.

Me: Well, the skinny guy is Fymmych Mac Tan, and the large, robust gentleman with the deep bass voice that I cannot replicate is Ruommyggh Thryggh.

Another PC: We don't have enough phlegm to pronounce those names.

[jkwleisemann]

Ah, Gaelic. Where would loogie-hocking be without you?

[Celt]

Ah, Gaelic. Where would loogie-hocking be without you?

Anywhere there's yiddish? L'Chaim!

[NestorDRod]

Anywhere there's yiddish? L'Chaim!

Gesundheit!




What?

[input.jack]

Last gaming session I was reminded of an old quote from D&D. Often the group I was in was distrusted in villages, even if they were needed. We got irritated at it and decided to get snarky. We had a halfling rogue who had a babyface and therefore looked like a human child (And used it shamelessly). We started doing a chant. I wish I could say it, it has a good meter. Group: "Rape. Kill. Pillage and burn. Rape kill pillage and burn." Halfling: "Eat babies!" Repeat as needed. Everyone in the group always gave the halfing a "Whaa???" look even though he always did it. (Part of the routine.) Became a running gag.

Thats weird. I came up with that exact chant in 7th or 8th grade, in the game group at Casady school in Oklahoma City. Altho it was meant as a chant for the Orcs who were invading the town we were in. Since then Ive heard it from several other people...but I SWEAR I came up with it in 1978 or so. I guess its gotten around!

[input.jack]

Two gorgeous Amazons are arguing over something ultimately trivial but of utmost importance to them personally

Rhiannon (OOC): Theyre being so vicious because the stakes are so low

Chyra (OOC?): Here are your bikinis and Jell-O. Settle it in the Ring of Honor!

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Varga (OOC): My missing d4! Its been gone almost a year!

Chyra (OOC): The Tweenies have brought it back, after using it to save their universe.

[Celt]

Thats weird. I came up with that exact chant in 7th or 8th grade, in the game group at Casady school in Oklahoma City. Altho it was meant as a chant for the Orcs who were invading the town we were in. Since then Ive heard it from several other people...but I SWEAR I came up with it in 1978 or so. I guess its gotten around!

Classics never go out of style.

[Susano]

Thats weird. I came up with that exact chant in 7th or 8th grade, in the game group at Casady school in Oklahoma City. Altho it was meant as a chant for the Orcs who were invading the town we were in. Since then Ive heard it from several other people...but I SWEAR I came up with it in 1978 or so. I guess its gotten around!

I recall said chant from the mid-1980s at least.

[Manic Typist]

PC is sitting in his car on a stakeout... on the main drag of the sex strip of the city. It's easier just to pay one of the girls to sit in the car with him so they are constantly coming up the window and propositioning him.

Things start to get interesting outside, and he needs to get the girl to leave so he can roll out.

PC: “You’re beautiful. You don’t need men to make you happy. Get a job. I’m not ready. Have a good night!”

[input.jack]

A pair of assassins "decloak" from their invisibility ward and attack.

Vaela: Assassins!

Later another pair decloak

Vaela: Assassins!

And another pair

Vaela: Assassins.

Kale: Stop it! Every time you say "assassins" more show up!

Two more appear behind Vaela

Vaela: ...assassins

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The Evil Prince has a cadre of soldiers, twelve assassins, and about six notable individual NPCs guarding him when the three PCs and their one NPC friend attack.

Kale: Their giant has broken our Sorceress' mind control! We're dead!

Talik: Hes only one man! Youve killed LOTS of men! You can take him!

Evil Prince: *Haughtily* Quality will always trump quantity.

Talik: THATS why we've killed all YOUR men!

Vaela: (Oh burn!)

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GM: Okay, you take a Bruise and an Injury (in M&M thats like a "Captain Kirk cut"; the cut Kirk got from Spock when he sliced Kirks shirt open in the fight on Vulcan which barely scratched Kirk's skin)

Utar (OOC): *Sings*

MAIMED!

Im gonna bleed forever!

I was just cut by this guy

WHY?!?

[Chorus] Dismember...Dismember...Dismember...Dismember...

Everyone: *Air guitar rock solo*

The Housecats:

[NestorDRod]

GM: Okay, you take a Bruise and an Injury (in M&M thats like a "Captain Kirk cut"; the cut Kirk got from Spock when he sliced Kirks shirt open in the fight on Vulcan which barely scratched Kirk's skin)

Utar (OOC): *Sings*

MAIMED!

Im gonna bleed forever!

I was just cut by this guy

WHY?!?

[Chorus] Dismember...Dismember...Dismember...Dismember...

Everyone: *Air guitar rock solo*

The Housecats:

*gasp* OMG... I think I hurt myself...

"You must spread yadda yadda"

Somebody, please, hit him with the rep stick before he strikes again.

[Tim]

add rep for me also.

[cranialspasm]

LOL! Done!

[BoloOfEarth]

And done again!

[Narf the Mouse]

add rep for me also.

Yeah, I gotta spread more rep - Someone get him for me?