Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[Susano]

Bunneh, I just get an image that says "I like to hotlink and steal bandwidth."

A BIG image!

[teh bunneh]

Bunneh, I just get an image that says "I like to hotlink and steal bandwidth."

Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed:

[lemming]

Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed:

Just figured it wasn't inaccurate. Though the wording was a bit off. "I like the hotties and steal" would of been better...

[Celt]

Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed:

Ebil bandwidth stealing bunneh!

[Susano]

Sorry. I just put a direct link under the picture. :embarrassed:

The link switches to the same image....

[teh bunneh]

Geez. Grrr. Here, this should work:
http://www.titansgo.net/screenshots.php?ep=311&page=2

[matrix3]

I don't recall...how did they beat Mumbo-Jumbo in that episode?

[pinecone]

I don't recall...how did they beat Mumbo-Jumbo in that episode?

They tricked him...(using stage magic) while he was confused they were able to escape the hat...

[teh bunneh]

In the game I ran, Beast Boy was trapped in Mumbo's hat (along with Zatanna's magic powers). He began taunting Mumbo, calling him a cheap trickster and whatnot. "Zatanna is a better magician than you'll ever be!" sorta stuff. Then all the rest of the Titans teamed up and blasted him all at once. He couldn't maintain his concentration because of BB's taunts, so the rest of the team flattened him. And justice was served!

[Tim]

What did Justice order? And did he leave a good tip?

[Susano]

Second Session of Unknown Armies

Tony "Bender" Bendetti: "They're spirits and they're gonna go straight into the spirits."

Pauile "Fender": "[Bender] has a +2 stomach of Holding."

"The Book Event Horizon."

GM: "It's like shooting ghosts in a barrel."

Paulie comments on current game events: "Pauile is mentally steeling himself to shoot Frank Sinatra in the head."

Paulie comments again on current game events: "Oh my god, this story just took a bend so sharp it's not funny. Not even a black hole bends light this much."

"The walking dead Frank Sinatra."

Sam Tsung speculates (OOC): "If the walking dead want brains, what does walking dead Sinatra want? Martinis?"

"Mastercardless man."

Sam Tsung speculates (OOC): "We're gonna dig up Frank Sinatra and he'll help us fight Jason."
GM: "Don't blow the plot."

"Bender": "Just don't stand there Paulie, help Mr. Sinatra out of the grave."

"McBeef Wellington"

[Ian Mackinder]

Somehow puts me in mind of that great line from 'Bubba Hotep': "She-oot! Bein' dead wouldn't stop no Lyndon Johnson ... "

[jtelson]

From The Chi Dossiers: Biological Crimes Unit

Dr Fellworth "I type Mutugen X and Baby into Google
GM (joking) "There's a Knock on the Door"
Tanner (OOC) "Wait Shouldn't that be us?"

Tanner "I have a feeling 'Practicing Medicine without a License' is going to be our equivilant of using tax evasion to get Capone."

[Houston GM]

Hero 6th Ed., "Lucha Libre Hero"
GM: Theron
El Espectro: well-respected scion of a line of luchadores; very skilled technico
Craneo Llamamente: El Espectro's tag team partner and sidekick; smaller but acrobatic technico
Supergran, the Atomic Aztec: an Aztec demigod; large and strong technico
Dr. Pershing (NPC): a rudo
El Monstro (NPC): Dr. Pershing's large, dumb and ugly tag team partner.
La Hija de Frankenstein (NPC): the main villainess

The PCs responded to a zombie attack at la universidad.
GM: La universidad is overrun with scientific zombies. You can tell they're scientific zombies because they have blinking lights attached to them.

Two zombies prepared to throw a concrete bench at Craneo Llamamente.
El Espectro: "Duck under it! Duck under it! It is too early in the movie to get injured. Wait until the third reel."

Zombie #1 threw zombie #2 at Supergran, but missed badly.
El Espectro: "Look! They fly!"
Supergran: (glancing over his shoulder) "Into things."
Supergran: (grabbed zombie #1 and threw him after zombie #2) "Your amigo went that way ... and amigos should stay together."
Zombie #1 hit zombie #2 and they crashed through a window.
Supergran: (yells at the zombies) "You're going to have to pay for that."
El Espectro: (to Supergran) "They were doing enough damage without your help."

El Espectro: "Let's see if the zombies bend in two. Look! They fold for easy storage!"

At the lucha libre match, the rudo team failed to appear. The PCs investigated and found them in their dressing room, but they had been transformed into old men.
Dr. Pershing: (describing the villains who did this two them) "The big one was uglier than El Monstro."
El Espectro: "I did not believe that was possible."
Supergran: "That is a lot of ugly."

The evidence indicated that la Hija de Frankenstein was the mastermind behind this plot, but Supergran saw her die.
El Espectro: "Are you sure she died? Did you see the body?"
Supergran: "No ... but I saw the explosion!"
El Espectro: (pointing to the security footage of the villainess) "Then how do you explain this?"
Supergran: (Suddenly coming to a realization...) "She must have had a twin sister!"

The luchadores arrived at the burned out castle of la Hija de Frankenstein. While El Espectro and Supergran discussed plans, Craneo Llamamente decided to sneak into the castle.
El Espectro: "Wait! Where did the little one go? Is he under the car?"
Supergran: (Picking up one end of the dune buggy) "No."
El Espectro: "Oh no! You know what happens when one person goes ahead alone..." (the two luchadores charge into the castle after Craneo Llamamente) "Wait for us!"
GM: The camera cuts to the next shot, where El Espectro and Supergran go charging past the stealthy Craneo Llamamente.

The luchadores succumbed to a gas attack.
El Espectro (ooc): We've been beaten over the head with box text.

The luchadores awakened shackled to wooden gurneys, while la Hija de Frankenstein (with her diabolical Vider Ray) gloats. The luchadores tried to get her monologuing so they can free themselves from their shackles.
El Espectro: "So ... what is your plan?"
Hija de Frankenstein: "Isn't it obvious?"
Supergran: "No."

El Espectro: (to la Hija de Frankenstein) "How did you survive the explosion?"
Hija de Frankenstein: "I escaped in my transistor monorail."
El Espectro: (to Supergran) "And you did not consider this possibility?"
Supergran: "Who puts a monorail in a castle?"

El Espectro tried to convince la Hija de Frankenstein's fanatical midget minions that her plan to put the power of los luchadores into them would be fatal to them.
El Espectro: (to the midgets) "You do not want this honor. The power of los technicos will destroy you."
The midgets: (in spooky unison) "It is an honor to serve the mistress. It is an honor to die for the mistress."
El Espectro: "No it's not. There's a flash of light, a little dust, and you're gone. I had to scrape two of you off my suit already."

Two scientific zombies approached Supergran wielding medical equipment.
Zombies: "Sesos. Sesos."

Supergran threw a Frankenstein monster at the Vider Ray device.
El Espectro: (to Supergran) "Don't destroy it! Professor Oses will need it to fix the others."
Supergran: (watching the monster fly toward the device) "Maybe he can rebuild it later..."
The monster missed and slams into the wall.
Later, la Hija de Frankenstein fired the ray at Craneo Llamamente, but he kicked a scientific zombie into the path of the ray. The scientific zombie was utterly destroyed.
El Espectro: (to Supergran) "I take it back. Destroy the machine!"

[Susano]

Holy crap! Those quotes were awesome!

"She must have had a twin sister!" had me laughing out loud!