Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[input.jack]

Huh....never occurred to me to try that right off the bat. Thanks!

[Susano]

Huh....never occurred to me to try that right off the bat. Thanks!

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[input.jack]

Well, sunnovagun! I had no idea you could do that either!

(For a pretty bright guy, Im feeling pretty dumb today)

[Tim]

Well, sunnovagun! I had no idea you could do that either!

(For a pretty bright guy, Im feeling pretty dumb today)

So you're a blonde?

[Klytus]

So you're a blonde?

Watch it... (says the man with long blond hair)

[concord]

Some of the quotes from one of the latest Wardens' sessions...

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While sending a transmission to his people...

"We are an advanced alien species, you know," chides Karex.

"Can you go with it?" quips Amethyst.

"You cannot fax a person," replies Karex.

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To which Judah quips, "All they are seeing is 'I Love Lucy and "Happy Days.'"

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"I just want to meet some Yricians," exclaims the Knight.

"Hello," replies Karex.

"Not you, someone else," responds the Knight.

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"Not really," says Karex. "Like I have said before, Humanity is the most violent race we have met."

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"He is not Prime in a suit," says a bewildered Tommy. "He's a real alien"

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The Knight speaks with Gianna, "There is a lesson to be learned sometimes you need to exercise restraint."

Karex takes a jab at the Knight by commenting, "It is nice that you finally admit that you were wrong."

The Knight replies, "We will work on that."

[SSgt Baloo]

Lets start with some quotes from my Star Trek: Original Series campaign, set aboard the USS Farragut (a Constitution-class starship). The PC's are:

Captain Marshall: Heroic and dashing captain
Lt. Cmdr. Jeagar: (pronounced "YAY - grrr") Chief of Security. Hes a PC, so his odds of survival are MUCH higher than you might expect!
Lt. J.G. Fey: Cute little blonde supergenius, recently posted as Third Engineer
CMC Maddox: Bosun of the ship (highest ranking enlisted; liaison between the enlisted and the officers) and former Drill Instructor at Starfleet Academy

[Lots of good stuff edited for length. Go back and look if you don't remember]

Reminds me of the Star Trek (Fasa) campaign I ran back in the day. Your group sounds like a fun bunch. Repped.

[input.jack]

Thanks! I must admit, I feel pretty lucky to have the friends I have

And now...DCEAU quotes! The PCs are Nightwing (looks like a young Tom Cruise), Batgirl (looks like Danielle Panabaker), and Catwoman (looks like Morena Bacarrin), with whom I am certain you are all at least passingly familiar

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Batgirl: All I know is, if Solomon Grundy shows his face in Gotham City, Im resorting to the "Slappy Squirrel Defense".

Nightwing: Whats that?

Batgirl: Detonite down his pants!

Nightwing: .....You're willing to actually reach "down there" on him?

Batgirl: I know...it sounds nuts!

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Nightwing: They're holed up in that abandoned hotel. Lets check the Batcomputer for schematics, and see if we can find a way in.

Catwoman: *Looks incredulous* You need a COMPUTER for that? Why not JUST GO LOOK!

Nightwing: Going in without a plan is dangerous.

Catwoman: Exactly!

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Catwoman:*pacing* Is it time to go in yet?

Nightwing: Not yet. The others arent in place.

Catwoman: ....How about now?

Nightwing: No. And I'll spank you if you ask again.

Catwoman: Promise?

Nightwing: Yes.

Catwoman: Is it time yet? ;D

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Catwoman: Uh oh. Either we've set off an alarm, and we want to be somewhere else. Or we've set off something ELSE, and we want to be somewhere else!

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Catwoman: *disarms Two Face of his flashlight in the darkness* Hi Harvey! I'm home!

Two Face: Catwoman! You're supposed to be one of US! You...you TWO TIMER!

Catwoman: *smugly* ...Thats fair

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Catwoman (OOC): Im going to wrap my thighs around Two Face's head, since he's got me grappled.

GM: Im...going to give you a circumstance bonus for that....

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Catwoman: *petting the cat in RL* I just dont get these Gotham villains, with their irrational attractions, their obsessions, and their idiosyncracies .

Batgirl: .....Of course, Selina. *deadpans to camera*

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Catwoman: So....are you dating anybody in particular? And if youre not dating anybody in particular, is there anybody in particular that you are not particularly dating?

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Jim Gordon: Whats this I hear about you being seen around town in the company of Selina Kyle, Barbara?

Barbara (aka Batgirl): Well, you know that she's a friend of Bruce's.

Gordon: I acknowledge it. I dont pretend to understand it.

Barbara: We just did a little shopping together. Its no big deal.

Gordon: Barbara, you KNOW the kind of person she is. What her past has been......And if she tries to get you in to some kind of "Kitten" costume the answer is NO!

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At an upscale, trendy, and very expensive Gotham boutique...

Selina (aka Catwoman): *Is shopping*

Harleen Quinzel: *AHEM!* Excuse me miss, but do you have this skirt in pleather?

Salesgirl: Wha-...in pleather?!

Selina: *Turns slowly towards Harley........GLARES*

Harleen Quinzel: Nevermind-I-gotta-go-bye! *flees!*

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Batgirl: ...So I just dont know what to do!

Nightwing: I know.....You need a Harvey Dent Executive Decision Maker! *pulls out a coin*

[Narf the Mouse]

Someone rep Jack for me, I can't.

[Klytus]

Someone rep Jack for me, I can't.

Me either, durn it.

[csyphrett]

I can and did.
CES

[Narf the Mouse]

I can and did.
CES

Thank you.

[SirViss]

Added some myself.

[Drhoz]

When we last left our alleged heroes, during their ill-conceived raid on a certain degenerate seaside town, things weren't going outstandingly well. True, the sub had successfully torpedoed the thing that tried to swallow it whole, and the squad of marines at the mansion had successfully apprehended a senile old woman in a wheelchair, but the other units not so much. The squad at the Masonic Hall, for example, was already well below half strength before they even got to the door. And the ones in the smuggler's tunnels just had something black and polymorphic drop onto one of their number, sprout dozens of hooked teeth and yellow, glutinous eyes, and make a spirited attempt to bite that soldier's head off. The response from the rest of the squad was to blow both thing and soldier away with a hail of bullets and a flamethrower.

This didn't seem to do their mental equilibrium any good. Three of them promptly deserted, and the rest don't seem to be taking Kaye's anecdotes about the ex-wife Vera very well anymore.

Gunnery Sergeant Smeltz : If you give one more goddamn story about Vera I'll do to you what that thing just did to him
Lance Corporal Kaye : *pats his flamethrower, also named Vera* You got a problem, take it up with Vera
Gunnery Sergeant Smeltz : Damn boy, it sounds like everybody in your whole village did!
Lance Corporal Kaye : Hell sarge, how did you know?
Gunnery Sergeant Smeltz : You won't shut up about her!

Smeltz calls in a Broken Arrow on his location. In military parlance of the period, that means bomb the hell out of the location called from. The first shells arrive seconds later.

Smeltz dodging collapsing tunnel beams : **** me, that was quick.

But the shelling was accidental - On the three navy boats offshore things have gone downhill so fast the Urania has opened fire on the harbour with three-inch guns.

Smeltz OOC : Seaman Shoots Siege Shells At The Sea Shore

At the gold refinery, J. Edgar Hoover orders his agents to seize some of the small pieces of outré goldwork as evidence.

Ian : Underwear mainly. Ladies' preferred
Purrdence : Wouldn't he prefer the tiaras?

Under the northside slums, Squad Able attempts to beat a retreat, and start fretting about whether the thing they toasted really is dead, despite following up with bayonets.

Private Anzack : I poked it.
Gunnery Sergeant Smeltz : You poked it, Kaye poked it, I poked it...
Private Anzack : We all poked it.
Gunnery Sergeant Smeltz : ****ing Vera again!

[Drhoz]

City of the Edge on hiatus - we play the BSG boardgame expansion instead

Adama Regarding Galen Tyrol's Blind Devotion trait : He's just like a puppy. Sometimes he's slavishly loyal, sometimes he pisses on the floor.

Within two turns the Galactica is surrounded by 14 raiders, multiple heavy raiders, four Cylon BaseStars, *and* we have a Centurion boarding party on the ship. And no Jump prep.

Galen : I'd like to go now
Admiral Adama : We *all* want to go now

Successfully avoiding the Unexpected Reunion penalty by all of us throwing as many cards at the problem as possible

Starbuck : We really, *really* didn't want to sleep with Ellen Tigh
Adama : Sorry man, but your wife is skeezy

Zarek : .. Or we can lose one point on the food counter.
Galen Tyrol : Loose the food. We throw cans of Spam at the Cylons.

Adama repeatedly fails to kill the boarders.

Galen Tyrol : *moves to Armoury* Fixed your gun, sir.
Adama : Thanks, chief *blazes away, misses again* I thought you said you fixed this?
Galen Tyrol : I didn't say I *reloaded* it
Adama : Here, you have a go - I'll herd them towards you. *flaps arms, CAW! CAW!*