Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[jtelson]

Actually, 'Apes of Rath' is a Magic card.

There is an Apes of Rath card in Magic and an Apes of Wrath Card in Shadowfist.

[lemming]

Originally posted by Morningstar70
As long as the Apes of Wrath aren't cybernetic monkeys with helicopter rotors coming out of their backs or tanks sewn to their butts, you can...

wait for it

Go Ape.

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

This will happen in my game about the same time monkeys fly out my butt.

[Agent X]

Originally posted by lemming
This will happen in my game about the same time monkeys fly out my butt.

Wow! That soon huh?

[lemming]

Originally posted by Morningstar70
You mean there's no chance of fighting the Battlechimp Potempkin or the Orangutank?

Well, not unless I change my diet

[Karma]

Originally posted by Morningstar70
You mean there's no chance of fighting the Battlechimp Potempkin or the Orangutank?

>sigh<

Or, lets not forget, the Battlechimp's chief henchman "Furious George".

[Susano]

Originally posted by Karma
Or, lets not forget, the Battlechimp's chief henchman "Furious George".

Note to self -- get back to those Feng Shui to HERO conversions.

[Susano]

Actually, someone has been sending me a steady supply of WW to HERO conversion material. I justn eedto get off my butt and HTML the files.

[Captain Obvious]

Well, as long as we're talking about monkeys...

The M&M adventure Time of Crisis has the characters traveling to several parallel Earths to keep some pan-dimensional entity from destroying the multiverse. One of the parallel Earths is Ape World... Can your character stand up to the Iron Monkey, Elasti-Gibbon, or Chimpanzoom?

http://www.mutantsandmasterminds.com...prod=ToC&pic=5

[MilkmanDan]

Originally posted by Captain Obvious
Well, as long as we're talking about monkeys...

The M&M adventure Time of Crisis has the characters traveling to several parallel Earths to keep some pan-dimensional entity from destroying the multiverse. One of the parallel Earths is Ape World... Can your character stand up to the Iron Monkey, Elasti-Gibbon, or Chimpanzoom?

http://www.mutantsandmasterminds.com...prod=ToC&pic=5

I'd like to thank you in advance for this opportunity.

A planet where men are ruled by apes? It's a madhouse! A maaaaaaaadhooooouuuuuse!!!!!!

[Ben Seeman]

Krikakik: "I think we should let them board us and then take them out in hand-to-hand combat."

Sampson: "Okay, we're going to do that."

Jeddah: "Why?"

Sampson: "Cuz the Fex said so."

Cayley: "Okay, calm down. Take a deep breath and think about what you just said."

Krikakik, a diplomat, is notorious for coming up with completely outrageous and ridiculous courses of action. No one ever listens to him... well, usually.

[Gannok]

Well, seeing as how I have both Shodowfist and Magic cards, and I haven't played either in many years, it would be easy to get them confused. I was more concerned that they exsisted to begin with regardless of where they come from.

[Magmarock]

Heya guys,

Thought you might like some more monkey-themed names for the Apes of Wrath:

Furious George's evil ape-gents: codename "Barrel o' Fun"

Lemurderer (serial killer, excaped from a French zoo)
Ape-X (the apex of monkey-dom)
Gorillazilla (think Monsta-2000!)
Monkeyshine (my own monkey M/A villainess)
The Silver Simian (alien monkey on a flying, silver banana)
"Right Turn" Clyde (don't stand on his right...)
Fling Shui (He ain't arrangin' furniture!)
Armegibbon (the last monkey, courtesy of my brother)
Bubbles- The Dark Chimpion (he ain't gunna take it no more!)

and (drumroll please...)

BaBOOM! (Guess what his specialty is?)

Cheers, all!

Magmarock

[loki]

OK here is one. In my gaming group I run the Grab and Squeeze brick named Pitbull who is VERY overconfident and a total smart a$$.

Pitbull grabs generic viper agent #1 and squeeze him into unconsciousness. He casually drops the agent and turns to the Super Villain that has been recruited to try and fight him off.

(Special thanks to the rapper Fifty Cent… how in the world did a Fifty Cent line make it into a champions game… don’t ask..)

PB: “You’re like a pop tart sweetheart�
Villain: “Huh?�
PB: “You’re soft in the middle�
Grab… squeeze… KO’D super baddie

[Brandi]

Originally posted by Magmarock
Lemurderer (serial killer, excaped from a French zoo)

Despite the name, this guy should be an orangutan, not a lemur.

Think about it.

[TaxiMan]

I'm surprised no one brought up the scene from Bruce Almighty, where Bruce makes a monkey come out of a thug's butt.

Actually calls it a butt monkey.