maybe if you italicize "work"...
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maybe if you italicize "work"...
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Rhymes with Work, begins with J....Come on guys work with me here.
"See it's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess, it's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs." - Jon Stewart
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Esper Weapon
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It's the name of a band, IIRC.Originally Posted by Enforcer84
Rhymes with Work, begins with J....Come on guys work with me here.
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"Provide me with ships or proper sails for the celestial atmosphere and there will be men there, too, who do not fear the appalling distance."
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Jpork?
Of the quotes from our last session, the most humorous were actually borrowed from a certain film by one George Lucas...
...but then what else would you expect when you send the "heroes" to VIPER's Orbital WMD that can cause "Death" from the "Star"s?
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As the D-Jet approaches the exterior of VIPER'S Jormungandr Orbital Cannon -
Nighthawk: Keep your distance... but don't LOOK like you're keeping your distance.
Tomorrow Boy: *disgruntled mumble*
Nighthawk: Well, I don't know... Fly Casual!
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In the Primary Rail Cannon Maintenance room, after the sudden explosion of a computer terminal caused as a distraction by The Mac Bashtee:
Tomorrow Boy (disguised as a VIPER agent, answering a call from the Security Office regarding status): Umm.... we're fine now. Everything's fine. Situation normal.... How are you?
-T
It's as true today as when I started adventuring: "When in doubt, set something on fire!" - Belkar, Halfling Ranger. Order of the Stick, # 270
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Bwa-ha-ha
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It means something else too. And no, I won't explain. I don't want to get banned.
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Oh yeah, that too.
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"Provide me with ships or proper sails for the celestial atmosphere and there will be men there, too, who do not fear the appalling distance."
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Is that what all the mysteriosity is over? I got that part immediately. I thought there was something else going on.
Grant Morrison on Batman: "I love the fact that you can delve into a fictional character like this and get so much depth and so much history. He's kind of alive. He's been around longer than me and he'll be around when I'm long gone, so he's kind of more real than me."
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"You know, sooner or later the shock of and trauma of dying has to kill him!"
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"How do you feel about a uranium coating, lieutenant?"
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"Personally, I find a 'fluid gun' a little suggestive in the hands of a man who's fighting a woman..."
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"Stop dying and let me kill you!!!"
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"Don't you think that using a .50 cal to administer a coup de gra might be just a little bit of overkill?"
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"No, I think what we have here is a situation that shows us the universe has indeed bought 10d6 Unluck, Usable As An Attack..."
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An old one from our retired Sci-Fi game.
The PCs had taken an orc alive, stripped him of his weapons and armor, and brought him back to their ship to interrogate him.
PC: "Allright scumbag, you're going to tell us everything, troop positions, attack plans, everything. Lets start off with exactly how many trucks you have."
The literal minded orc's confused response: "Ha, you fool, I have no trucks, I am naked!"
That line has been repeated within the group many times since.
Eventually they got out of him that there were more trucks than he could count on his fingers and toes, but if each of his fingers and toes was a hand itself, then all of their combined fingers would be equal in number to the number of trucks his tribe possessed.
You would think that the PCs would have been more grateful, what with him independently inventing multiplication just for their benefit.
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"I don't 'run' in any situation unless 'food' or 'fear' is involved... the two 'f's."
[grin] "I think you forgot a very important 'f' in that list."
"Nah... for that one I drive... it's much quicker."
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"There's no excuse for a zombie woodchipper... woodchippers aren't supposed to move on their own and chase people!!"
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