Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[input.jack]

Mel: (OOC) We're just one burning torch short of an angry mob!

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Ace: ... So...vague memories, bruises, and a bad taste in her mouth...

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Feline Fury is at a celebrity dinner, in secret ID. Shes being served a lot of alcohol, but shes a regenerator, so its not really having any effect.

Movie Producer: (sotto voce) Shes been drinking all night and theres no effect. How many Mickeys did you give her?

Movie Producers Flunky: I dunno...Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Pluto...the whole crew!

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Feline Fury: Ive noticed that we do alot of things that I want to do. It seems to me that we should do some things that you want to do. So...what would you be doing if I wasnt here?

Fusion: ...Crying?...Wanking to your pictures?...Crying -while- wanking to your pictures?

Feline Fury: =0.o=

[bubba smith]

mel: (ooc) we're just one burning torch short of an angry mob! :d


feline fury is at a celebrity dinner, in secret id. Shes being served a lot of alcohol, but shes a regenerator, so its not really having any effect.

movie producer: (sotto voce) shes been drinking all night and theres no effect. How many mickeys did you give her?

movie producers flunky: i dunno...mickey, donald, goofy, pluto...the whole crew!

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lol to both

[NestorDRod]

Feline Fury: Ive noticed that we do alot of things that I want to do. It seems to me that we should do some things that you want to do. So...what would you be doing if I wasnt here?

Fusion: ...Crying?...Wanking to your pictures?...Crying -while- wanking to your pictures?

Feline Fury: =0.o=

It tells you what kind of Monday I've been having that reading that did actually make me laugh out loud.

Thanks. I needed that.

[jkwleisemann]

Is Fusion at least her boyfriend, or is this even more amusingly creepy than it sounds?

[input.jack]

Is Fusion at least her boyfriend, or is this even more amusingly creepy than it sounds?

Yes, he is her boyfriend. Fusion is a classic "nice guy", and is constantly amazed that someone as nuclear hawt as Feline Fury is actually his girlfriend.

[Hazel]

Och, the haggis was well and truly in the fire for this group...

I have to wonder, though, if some of the group's members were sorely tempt-
ed to have Hamish experience a "friendly fire" incident.



Major Tom

I tried but rolled badly. He got singed with hellfire but teleported away before my 18d6 AOE explosion hit :P.

He spent most of each fight putting his guts back in (He had 50 STUN, 10 BODY and practically no defenses).

[AliceTheOwl]

Both of these were from the final installation of the Via Legacy campaign. (We're moving. Maybe there'll be reunions at future Dragon*Cons, or something.)

Briar, OOC during the catching-up of an NPC: "I want to know why NPCs get so much more information than I do as a PC."

Hope, being pragmatic: "Anyone who's pulling demons out of the demon realm deserves to be eaten."

[hooligan x]

OOC concerning the house drink at a gamer party: "It tastes like Scope mixed with rusty barbed wire. And every woman who drinks it gets pregnant."

[Remjin]

ooc concerning the house drink at a gamer party: "it tastes like scope mixed with rusty barbed wire. And every woman who drinks it gets pregnant."

*mad rush to stop wife from drinking it*

[Steve]

From last night's D&D4 game:

Warlock: "I'm hitting that zombie with Flames of Phahrfg...(trails off into mumble)..."

DM (me) "Flames of what?"

Wizard (helpfully offers): "Sounded like Flames of Farfignewton."

So now the Warlock spell "Flames of Phlegethos" has now become known as "Flames of Farfignewton" in our local gaming group.

[Pariah]

From last night's D&D4 game:

Warlock: "I'm hitting that zombie with Flames of Phahrfg...(trails off into mumble)..."

DM (me) "Flames of what?"

Wizard (helpfully offers): "Sounded like Flames of Farfignewton."

So now the Warlock spell "Flames of Phlegethos" has now become known as "Flames of Farfignewton" in our local gaming group.

Let's hope your team never has to try to remember the words to recite when retrieving the Necronomicon....

[teh bunneh]

We're introducing my 9 year old daughter to roleplaying via D&D 4E, and there have been more than a few quotes that I thought were funny...

Dang, gotta spread the rep before I can get you again.

[bubba smith]

Let's hope your team never has to try to remember the words to recite when retrieving the Necronomicon....

psst its klatu baradah nichto

[Netzilla]

Let's hope your team never has to try to remember the words to recite when retrieving the Necronomicon....

It's an n-word. It's definitely an n-word...

[Remjin]

It's an n-word. It's definitely an n-word...

"Ooooh! Ow! Oh... you... I'll get back to you... "