Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[BlackSword]

No specific quote but the general theme; four super spies, and we attacked a sauna.

Three agents fired pistols into in while a forth peppered it with automatic rifle fire. At that poing we were 'guessing' that someone was hiding in there. (we happened to be right, but I was just imagining us blowing this thing to pieces only to find it empty and villain escaped)

[Paladine]

From my Dungeons and Dragons days

"Well the monster's have to eat too"

This was said by a player after half of the party got eaten by trolls.

[Blue]

Know that in my gaming group, when it comes to mass-combat, we keep our miniatures, the enemy leaders get miniatures, and the enemy troops end up being pennies. Often the pennies have a number drawn on them in white-out, to keep track of damage on a piece of paper. ("Penny #17 has 2 HP of damage already, so he goes down with that hit").

GM: "Which were you swinging at?"
Me: "Pennie #4"
GM: "You missed by 1 AC."
Me: [I search for an additional +1 from any source] "But... but... I get a ranger bonus. Abe Lincoln is my preferred enemy!"

[Koshka]

The session before last, we polished off a major story arc, so last session had a lot of bookkeeping and "what to spend XP on".

One player wondered if they would be penalized for not spending all their XP right away. I said no, they could save some up if they wanted. Another player immediately asked "Do we get interest on them?"

[Kirby]

Me: [I search for an additional +1 from any source] "But... but... I get a ranger bonus. Abe Lincoln is my preferred enemy!"

Who are you playing, John Wilkes Booth?

[Funksaw]

Regina: Then again.. it's not suprising that you'd fly off the handle without even asking what the deal was....without taking into consideration all the times I yanked your ass outta the coals.
Caleb: Regina. You *are* the coals.

Regina: Oh right.. and you never weren't yourself, right Caleb? You never had your hand forced to do anything you didn't want to.. right? Was never influenced...? Not you....no. Heaven Forbid!
Caleb: That's different!
Regina: How?
Caleb: I don't know.
(pause)
Caleb: I'm too mad to think.

Caleb: My life is a comedy of errors written by Stephen King.

Kaylyn: We can go shopping together.. if that'll make ya feel better."
Caleb: I had this whole revenge thing planned out. Figured the fight would take about two hours, the gloating another hour... but, um, with the whole thing kinda getting messed up due to incompetence, my night just opened up. So... yeah, I'm game.

Caleb: Oh. Hey Stokely. When did you get here?
Stokely: A couple of hours ago.
Caleb: Oh... yeah. I... tend to develop tunnel vision when filled with murderous rage... and you're kinda a wallflower.

[Samuraiko]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Funksaw again."

Sorry, man!

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko

[AliceTheOwl]

Here we are, having just finished off Viperia (I made an awesome roll on a killing attack, but we'd been chipping away at her for several phases). We've also just fought our way past several Viper agents with very dangerous weapons. My character, The Greek, is frustrated and angry because people keep using the Viper weapons to kill agents, and she has a CvK. And her chariot (which is built something like the chariot that carried the sun in Greek legends) vanished on her when she crashed it through a frozen security door, dumping her very unceremoniously on the floor.

So she calls up her chariot, and it takes its sweet time. When it DOES appear, she screeches, "Horses of the gods?!?!? Warhorses of the gods my ASS!"

Everyone lost it. And when they stopped laughing, they convinced me to share it here.

[Funksaw]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Funksaw again."

Sorry, man!

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko

I don't get it... When did "Funksaw" come up in a game? Huh?

[Samuraiko]

I don't get it... When did "Funksaw" come up in a game? Huh?

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko

[Funksaw]

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko

What do I have to do with Pimp, the Backhanding, other than my vocal opposition to it?

[Samuraiko]

For not realizing I was giving you a compliment! I tried to give you rep, it wouldn't let me. That's a compliment.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko

[Funksaw]

What's Rep?

[Blue]

What's Rep?

It's those little green bars to far right of the screen, parallel to your name. You've got 2 dots right now.

You *give* rep by clicking on the little scales icon to the right of someone's name. You check your own rep (and any associated comments) by going into your profile (Click User CP at the top of the page).

[Susano]

It's those little green bars to far right of the screen, parallel to your name. You've got 2 dots right now.

You *give* rep by clicking on the little scales icon to the right of someone's name. You check your own rep (and any associated comments) by going into your profile (Click User CP at the top of the page).

I don't know about your browser, but on mine the scales are between the post number and the "Report Bad Post" icon.