Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[SSgt Baloo]

Harsk (OOC): If they were smart...theyd rule the world.

If I hadn't already repped you this would have done it.

[cranialspasm]

I have a habit of recording things that make me laugh so that I can laugh later on and remember what happened. I figured I'd share my favorites with you.


During a D&D Game: "I may do tons of damage with my rapier of... well... probably mediocrity." - Me

"Why couldn't I ride him?" - Mel

Pat: "I could swim up the ass."
Gennaro: Pfft. Do you need swimmies for that?"

"Luckily, my sense motive is the same as my bluff. I always know when I'm lying." - Pat

"Dark knowledge! Better than regular knowledge!" - sung triumphantly by Pat

"They always talk about my drinking, but they never talk about my thirst!" - Pat




During a V:tM Game: "I fell down a flight of cliffs." - Me

"I punch the infomercial guy in the throat. I HATE INFORMERCIALS!" - AJ

"Who's up for some car jousting?" - AJ

"That's why you don't give junkie grenades." - AJ

"If I wanted any lip from you I'd peel it off my zipper." - Me


During AFMBE (All Flesh Must Be Eaten): "The legs don't appear to be breathing." - Tim

"I'm sorry, you don't have fire insurance. You have St. Elmo's fire insurance." - Gennaro

Me: "I think I'll donate that to Loaves and Fishes."
Melanie: "In my mind, I heard you say 'hoes and bitches'."



During Serenity: "HAND ME MY SWORD!" - Tim (his character, Carl, had it attached to his hip at the time)

"Dead sister sex HAS to be better than dead captain sex!" - Jay


During drunken Munchkin: "I'm gonna knock on the doorbell." - Jamie


And since this is in the Champions folder:
Melanie: "I don't think Batman had a weakness that was glaringly obvious like Superman."
Me: "Uh... He was pretty bad at taking bullets."

[Major Tom 2009]

Quotes from a Shadowrun4 game I am playing in, but not running.

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Team (I don't know their names yet):
Female Orc Sniper
Male Elf Mage
James: Male Human Hacker (Me)

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The team is following clues left by an abductor that lead to a Native American biker bar.

GM: You enter the bar and its like a scene out of those old west movies where everyone stops what their doing and stares at you.

James: I raise my hand and say, "How."

GM: Roll Initiative.

This one definitely belongs in the "Oh, *#%@!" thread (or whatever it's
called).


Major Tom 2009

[bubba smith]

you're right

[DusterBoy]

Quotes from a Shadowrun4 game I am playing in, but not running.

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Team (I don't know their names yet):
Female Orc Sniper
Male Elf Mage
James: Male Human Hacker (Me)

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The team is following clues left by an abductor that lead to a Native American biker bar.

GM: You enter the bar and its like a scene out of those old west movies where everyone stops what their doing and stares at you.

James: I raise my hand and say, "How."

GM: Roll Initiative.

Put that in the manual called: "What Not To Do When Going Into a Native American Biker Bar"

[Enforcer84]

New Pathfinder game

The PC's
Ishkaeden "Kade" Longlore - 1/2Elf fighter from a family of scribes and bookeepers.
Nogero - Gnome Sorcerer (Celestial bloodline, works for the Church of the accidental God)
Zandrin - Priest of the Accidental God
Aldritek Arcanus - Sorcerer (draconic bloodline)

PC's each had a parent or family member who was a juror in the murder trial of the court executioner. He had apparently killed his wife and child. Shortly after he was executed, most of this particular district of the city of Absalom fell into the sea, the courthouse was quickly abandoned.

The PC's and the surviving members of the jury found themselves back in the courthouse after being kidnapped. And in the PC's case each receiving a horrifying vision.

On with the quotes:

The NPC's start to quickly disappear (this is a horror picture style adventure)
When Halgrek, the 1/2 orc smith disappears after standing next to Ebin, the gnome jester (who had been failing to be funny the whole time)...

Kade: "The Orc is gone! Check the Gnome's pockets!"
Ebin: "That wasn't funny!"
GM: Actually...most of the npcs chuckle. Ebin sulks


One of the jurors, a crime lord/assassin with a signature weapon (spiked chain) arrogantly leaves the rest of the party to escape on his own. He is found hanging from the ceiling by his own chain.

Zandrin (to Ebin): "Not one "hung jury" comment or you'll join him."

Nogero: "It's a hung man revenant! *snicker*"
Kade: "So that's what was thumping on the stairs as he floated down."

Aldritek OOC: "Ha! I made it through the first part of the adventure without blowing all my spells!"

Kade OOC: "So what? I made it through the first part of the adventure without my armor or weapons."

Zandrin: "I'm late for my prayers. I should have prayed at dusk."
Kade: "Dusk?"
Zandrin: "Before Happy Hour."

Patrissa (NPC enchantress, very attractive): "You will protect me, then?"
Kade: "My course, of lady. *wince*...Sure."

Sir Rekkart: "You're a "temple gnome"?"
Nogero: "That's RIGHT!"
Sir Rekkart: "What is a temple gnome responsible for, exactly?"
Nogero: (in a defeated posture) "I have no idea..."

One of the NPC's is a lovely halfling woman, Nogero seems smitten. Well...ok he seems desperate to get into her pants.

Nogero: "Don't worry Madge! I'll protect you!" (Brandishes a silvered dagger)
(Zombie of one of the recently dead jurors shuffles towards them)
Madge: "AAAAAAAAA!" (Runs)
Nogero: (blinks)"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Runs to Zandrin and grabs his leg.
Zandrin: "I'm going to need you to clean that boot, gnome."

[Enforcer84]

And from tonight's WoW game:

Druid just learned Tree of Life form (think treant)

"Now I don't want to find you walking the streets of Dalaran imploring the women to eat your veggies!"

[Major Tom 2009]

And from tonight's WoW game:

Druid just learned Tree of Life form (think treant)

"Now I don't want to find you walking the streets of Dalaran imploring the women to eat your veggies!"

I think that you just invented a new category of pornography there:


Vegan Smut.


Major Tom 2009

[ghost-angel]

"new category"?

You lead a sheltered life don't you?

[Susano]

Rule 34: There is pornography of it. No exceptions.

[cranialspasm]

Alright, so I'm in a Serenity campaign and my character (Vera Elizabeth Cobb - aka Betsy) isn't the nicest in the world. She's much nicer than Michaela, their master of arms who also has a gift with demolitions. Nalani is the all preened up mechanic. She won't leave the ship without gussying up.

Michaela: I probably have a grenade and an assault rifle."
Nalani: "I said subtle!"
Betsy: "For Michaela, that IS subtle!"

And my best line of the evening...

Betsy:"'Does this smell like atmo?' and then I hit the airlock."
GM: *blank stare then uncomfortable laughter*

[Pariah]

During a V:tM Game: "I fell down a flight of cliffs." - Me

Of all the funny stuff in that post, this is the funniest. Repped, of course.

(Now put up some more posts so we can all see how much Rep you have! )

[cranialspasm]

Of all the funny stuff in that post, this is the funniest. Repped, of course.

(Now put up some more posts so we can all see how much Rep you have! )

LOL! I didn't know I needed to reach a limit... Hooligan enlightened me today... I have quite a bunch of rep per my user CP. I didn't know that NGD doesn't count. I've got my fingers plucking every thread there...

[Manic Typist]

Betsy:"'Does this smell like atmo?' and then I hit the airlock."
GM: *blank stare then uncomfortable laughter*

I don't get it. Was someone inside? If so, that's not a bad line to toss out before spacing them, but I don't see why there would be uncomfortable laughter...

[cranialspasm]

I don't get it. Was someone inside? If so, that's not a bad line to toss out before spacing them, but I don't see why there would be uncomfortable laughter...

Yes, there was someone who had vital information inside and I didn't feel they were talking fast enough.

It was kinda a GM kick in the junk, except the GM was a female.

She had to take a cig break to figure out how the hell we'd get the information after my tanty.