Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

[Hermit]

Reality Storm is starting up for the Fab 4, I don't know about great, but they tickled me...


After Firepower nearly died entering a tornado (His powers don't work well without oxygen and... well)

Brainwave: (Who just had the snot scared out of her) "You weren't breathing, that's a bad thing. Don't ever not breathe again!"

..........
Impact: "My captain is undermining my chance at a promotion because he knows I'm a superhero, storms are breaking out everywhere and we're exhausted, and to top it off, I just had a plane run over my face... I am having a VERY bad day!"
...........
Earlier, after the plane incident...

Brainwave and Dervish look in on a downed Impact: "You okay? because, you know, you just got run over by a plane..."

...........
NPC is handing out coffee at Dervish's Secret ID's work place
Dervish is the impulsive super speedster with energy to spare... his request
"I'll have the expresso."
Another player pipes in "Does Dervish NEED an expresso?"

[J. Chamberlin]

This is from last weekend's HERO game.

Joey Flame is a mutant blaster who's body is constantly superheated to the point that being near him saps your endurance; get closer and you take damage.
Tractor Jack is a super-strong, nigh-invulnerable rock-like being with Downs Syndrome and W.F. Rebar.
These two are particularly close friends in the supergroup because Jack is more or less immune to the intense heat generated by Joey's body. Joey is just glad he has someone he can hang out with.

Our intrepid heroes have just managed to save a senator from the clutches of VIPER. The senator is understanably thrilled with the heroes' performance and assures them that he will do anything in his power to help them out in the future.

Joey and Jack look at each other and enthusiastically yell "Indestructable fooseball table!" in unison.

All the bloody things they could have asked for, and all they want is a fooseball table that Joey won't melt and Jack won't rip apart. These guys, I tell ya...

j

[Onyxclaw]

hehe, that makes my day. ^^

[Onyxclaw]

These last two were mostly funny because the character is 100 year old dragon
"I've been rollin' with my homies"
"Hey chica, you want to go steppin'?"

It's so much funnier in the rasping hissy voice and spoken in ebonics ^^ I'll have to have her talk liekt hat more often. Mainly cause it's fun!

*zekari does a peace out sign with her huge clawed hands and tightens her bandana*

[zaras]

Yesterday i went through the strangest most screwed up dungeons and dragons game ever....ever. It was a one off scenario run with several experienced players and some who had never played it before; free beer soon evened things out so the experience of most players quickly disapeared. To recount it all in its dodgy, dubious morality and freakish glory would take too long so heres an example of something that while being far too long for a quote has the same purpose....

Returning to our rooms to find a murder scene we immediately examine the area for signs of struggle/ clues etc...we find a roll of duct tape and a toy car; in faerun of all places!


Read on at your own peril, you have been warned.


Barbarian pc: "Are there any signs of injury or abuse?"

GM- "She is stapled to the bed with metal spikes...apart from that no."

Barbarian pc: "I take advantage of the corpse...."

sometime later-------


The group has finally broken into Evil Arch-wizardes's tower (as level 1 characters!) after killing several guards working for people suposed to be on our side who are trying to bring the wizardess to justice. We finally arrive at the top (after suffering severe injurys due to 'friendly stab' in dark and confined areas) and find the wizard.

wizardess giving an imperious gaze: "What are you doing here and who are you?"

lesbian dwarven monk in full plate: " We are W.A.M; The 'Women Against Men' soceity. Are you responsible for the death of *describes woman*, these artifacts *holds up roll of duck tape and plastic toy car* you make were found by her corpse"

wizadess: *taking proffered items and placing them in pockets*. "Yes these are mine. The woman stole them so i butchered her."

GM--- the woman waves her fingers and incinerates the dwarf. A broom floats across the room and sweeps the ash into a corner.

female (yes this one was lesbian too) elven ranger to wizard: *sitting on wizards desk and suggestively touching crystal globe* "Are you busy tonight?"

Gnomish sorcerer pc; i grab everything on the desk and hurl it out the window.

half orc ranger: i pick up the gnome sniff him and put him in my pocket for later.


All in all it was a very disturbed night.

[zaras]

something from a recent champions game

villan reptilioid pc called kmar who has another unconcious pc's head in his jaws: "I burst his head like a crushed grape."

[SCUBA Hero]

This one is actually from Blast Furnace, emailing the group on what to expect during the upcoming Dark Champions game:

"Bring: A focus and determination to defeat the Foes, beat up the Bad Guys, and solve the Death Puzzles! Um, if there *are* any, that is."

[Hermit]

This is from last weekend's HERO game.

Joey Flame is a mutant blaster who's body is constantly superheated to the point that being near him saps your endurance; get closer and you take damage.
Tractor Jack is a super-strong, nigh-invulnerable rock-like being with Downs Syndrome and W.F. Rebar.
These two are particularly close friends in the supergroup because Jack is more or less immune to the intense heat generated by Joey's body. Joey is just glad he has someone he can hang out with.

Our intrepid heroes have just managed to save a senator from the clutches of VIPER. The senator is understanably thrilled with the heroes' performance and assures them that he will do anything in his power to help them out in the future.

Joey and Jack look at each other and enthusiastically yell "Indestructable fooseball table!" in unison.

All the bloody things they could have asked for, and all they want is a fooseball table that Joey won't melt and Jack won't rip apart. These guys, I tell ya...

j

Sounds like a fair request to me

At least they didn't ask for highly durable, flame retardant robot girlfriends

[Tim]

My game tonight: Firewing had called for the City's Heros to parlay and then announced that a Malvan ship was heading to Earth to return him and Ironclad back to the gladiator pits.
He said that these would probably conquer Earth if they found the resistance too weak. So the heros had to fight BESIDE Firewing.

During the battle, one of the Gladiators (using Draconis' write up) that had come to take him, hit Firewing with his RKA.
ME: The dust clears and Firewing looks completely unhurt.
player: Good for him.

[ghost-angel]

I was joining one of my GMs other regular games for a few sessions, I don't normally play with the second group, but their game takes place in a shared world so my character can join them.. I'm a shapeshifter with Accidental Change, most of them are powersuit types.

We're attacking a wharehouse with magic weilding thugs, after subduing the outside guards we're deciding what to do next when a sniper opens a window and shoots me, doing body triggers the Accidental Change and I burst into an Unkindness of Ravens (3 dozen birds or so).

GM: You get shot and take 2 Body.
Me: *rolls Acc.Chng.* I explode into a bunch of ravens.
The Healer: I CAN'T HEAL THAT!!!

They didn't know, up to that point, that I could shape shift at all... it was one of those surprise moments you can never repeat.

[RavensPath]

We're attacking a wharehouse with magic weilding thugs, after subduing the outside guards we're deciding what to do next when a sniper opens a window and shoots me, doing body triggers the Accidental Change and I burst into an Unkindness of Ravens (3 dozen birds or so).

That just sounds like a really cool character!

[Roy_The_Ruthles]

GM: You get shot and take 2 Body.
Me: *rolls Acc.Chng.* I explode into a bunch of ravens.
The Healer: I CAN'T HEAL THAT!!!

They didn't know, up to that point, that I could shape shift at all... it was one of those surprise moments you can never repeat.

Awesome!

[zornwil]

It seems appropriate to plug http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33998 in this thread...

[Kirby]

It seems appropriate to plug http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33998 in this thread...

Cheap and shameless...

[RDU Neil]

From last night's Necessary Evil game...

"Don't worry. All mooks go to heaven."
(After a particular squishy end to a fight.)