Wwycd: Doom!!!!

[Adventus]

You walk into your headquarters and sitting in the chair in front of your monitoring station is none other than Dr. Destroyer himself. Before you can attack him, he holds up his hand. "I need your help. One of my research facilities stumbled onto something horrific. They sent out a red alert. I sent in my destroid soldiers. They died. I sent in my Superbeings. This is from a security camera in the facility." He then shows you a video of Gigaton Being killed by monsters. "Then the base lost power. I then sent in My destroid Robots led by my Robotic duplicate. This is his last transmission." He now shows you a video of Gigaton attacking the robot. He looks mutated, almost like a demonic version of Gigaton. His costume evens has tears where the monsters ripped into him when he was killed. The video is shown as if you are looking out the eyes if the person."This is from Robotic Duplicate" The robot damages Gigaton before Gigaton rips it apart. "That robot had all of my powers. And he beat it like a red handed stepchild. I need you to go with me so that we can stop them from escaping and bringing hell on earth. I want to rule the Earth not HELL! Are you in?"

What would you do??????

[Iuz the Evil]

1) Knock over the soda onto my character sheet, apologize profusely, take it into the kitchen to get a paper towel, and head out the back door.

2) Never speak to the GM again.

[gojira]

"Yeah, ok, um, I need a clean suit of power armor now. Uh, have you tried sending in the marines? One just might make it..."

[McCoy]

Millinnium "Lesser of two evils, the devil you know, and all that. I do so hate to be a Doubting Thomas, but would you mind terribly droping you mental defenses just long enough for me to reassure myself this isn't a trap? If this is on the level, you have my help."

Cheeta "I know Dr. Destroyer, and you're not him. You're Aston Kutchner wearing Dr. D's armor, and I'm being Punked. Didn't fall for it.

Iron Will Ask location of lab, start clairsentient intelligence gathering.

Snow Leopard "Would you mind explaining, in 25 words or less, exactly what I'm suppost to do against them? If you think my healing factor is enough to keep me from being transformed like Gigaton, I'd like to see that it's more than just a guess."

Dolphin "Three things you need to understand about this situation. First, this is a manifestation of your own Karma. Second, I am one of maybe half a dozen beings on the planet that can go up against these things without being tuned into one of them. Third, the price for my help is your retirement. You will shut down all weapons research and development, and quit any take over the world sceams. This is non negotiatiable, take it or have fun playing tag with your little friends without my help."

[Bluefire]

Um... start going thru my stupid knock-knock jokes. Getting ready to bolt from the room when he rolls his eyes. The man leveled Detroit! Not in a good way might I remind you...

If he doesn't roll his eyes at my jokes, challenge him to a game of chess. WHEN I loose, compliment him on being a better man then I. Then run like the wind!

[Ternaugh]

I'd ask if I can film it as a crappy movie featuring the Rock and a gimmicky "first-person" uncontrollable shooter mode for the last third.

Then I'd pretty much do what Iuz the Evil said.

YMMV,
JoeG

[Blue]

Anthem would say, "You have me confused with Wonder Woman. I'm not certain my throwing stars bouncing off of that thing's teflon is going to help you any."

Audra Blue would tell him to get out of her chair NOW or there's no deal. "I can't see how this is my problem that you're getting your butt kicked. What are you really after?" Then once she's convinced, she'd negotiate. If he didn't negotiate in urnest, she'd have no problem with leaving him holding the bag.

Uncle Slam, having last seen the big D at the battle of Detroit, would offer to remind him how that ended.

[Badger]

Badger- would probably let the rest of the team decide on the course of action on this one. He is not in the habit of joining enemies for any reason, and he doesnt fancy getting "possessed" or whatever happened to the flunky. But on the other hand he isnt in the habit of resisting a good fight. And I have to face it, seeing as how he is a reformed villain, he would have some morbid admiration on some level for the Doc. OK, he at least wouldnt have the same type of animosity others would have.

Though I do have to say I hope the Doc went to one of the other heroes HQ. If it was his own personal one. Badger.....well he has a blast first, then blast again, maybe ask a question (better have a short answer) before I blast some more approach to trespassers.

[Trebuchet]

1) Knock over the soda onto my character sheet, apologize profusely, take it into the kitchen to get a paper towel, and head out the back door.

2) Never speak to the GM again.

Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

[Adventus]

:
Originally Posted by Iuz the Evil
1) Knock over the soda onto my character sheet, apologize profusely, take it into the kitchen to get a paper towel, and head out the back door.

2) Never speak to the GM again.

Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

I didn't ask what you as the PLAYER would do I asked what would your CHARACTER would do.

Millennium, He takes off his helmet and lets you read his mind about this. When you do, you realize he was sugarcoating the disaster that will result from this debacle. He is scared ****less and is on the level. You will have nightmares for weeks as a result.

[Zeropoint]

Special Agent Trent:

"What the **** do you expect ME to do about it?"

Then he makes a call, reporting Dr. D's location.

[daeudi_454]

Firedrake: Would agree right off the top to go, and likely try to kill Destroyer in the process. (Enraged: presence of demons, 14-, 8-)

Ion:Positive: Ask how close this base is to a populated area. If far enough, discuss nuking it. Negative: Wait till Destroyer is fighting some horrendously powerful demon, THEN nuke the place. Wherever it is.

"The PC": (Yes, I have a super who knows he is a PC, and is really paranoid about it. Thinks I will write up a new one far too easy to care if he gets killed. At least he stoppped trying to tell all the other PCs ) Will pray to his maker to attack the GM. Then will go hunting for a BFG. "I knew you'd screw me someday."

Quantum Cat: "Magic is merely an energy wave we haven't developed a unified theory for yet. Please give me all research data related to this experiment. Meanwhile, I will send several of my q-ghosts to gather recon."

[Iuz the Evil]

I didn't ask what you as the PLAYER would do I asked what would your CHARACTER would do.

Gradually dry off as the soda evaporated...

[ghost-angel]

Jessica - "Wow, you're really stupid you know that? Not just your run of the mill stupid but a whole new category of stupid. We have to come up with a new term for this level of idiocy. Let's go **s-nugget, we got a monster to stomp."

[Lord Mhoram]

Blackcat (after the aforementioned telepathic scan) would call the team together and go in. This team was made to be the JLA, in the first major adventure they took out Dr Destroyer in about 4 segments.

Ballistic would do the same as the above (he's the secondary character on the same team).

Meeb would get help but try and do something. He would also insist the the Dr come along as well, to act as sniper fire. Given that the team he belongs to has a guy turning into an alien, and a alternate dimension cyborg assassin, and are know unofficially as the "Freak Squad," they would likely end up recruiting one of the monsters to join.

Terminal Velocity would stammer and say something to the effect of "Why are you asking us, we could barely deal with Ogre".


Angelfire would agree, at least for reconisense. Being a half demon in a hell influenced place might help her.