Genre-crossover nightmares

[Cancer]

Das Rheingoldfinger (Is Bond a tenor, baritone, or bass?)

[shadowcat1313]

lets take the bond films and see how badly we can abuse them


Days of Thunderball
From Russia with Love American Style
We Are the World is not Enough
Diamonds are Forever Knight
Dr No No Nannette
To Live and Let Die In LA
Paper Moonraker
License to Kill a a Mockingbird
Goldeneye of the Needle

[Old Man]

You don't even need to go out to non-Bond films.

Tomorrow Never Lives And Lets Die Another Day
A View To A Licence To Kill
From Russia With The Spy Who Loved Me
You Only Live And Let Die Twice
Goldeneyeball
Thunderfingerpussy
Tomorrow Never Says Never Again
The Man With The Golden Finger
The Spy Who Loved The Man With The Golden Eye
Dr. Octopussy Says No

[Narratio]

Clint Eastwood and the Smurfs collaborate on Paint my Smurf. A richly lit film filled with the wonderful music and great tunes. Papa Smurf singing "Wandering Star" deserved it's 'Gold' disc. Indeed it led directly to the papa Smurf vehicle "The Man with the Golden Smurf". A much under rated movie.

[Matt Frisbee]

How bad can it get? Try these:

Tickle me St. Elmo's Fire (you'll get a charge out of it)
Crockadile Dundee Down Under The Rainbow (talk about stooping for a paycheck!)
Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen (suicide missions galore!)
The Groundhog Day After (imagine living WWIII over and over again...)
Hawaii Five-Oh God! (Book him, Dano -- and say your prayers...)
Point Breaker, Breaker! (Trucking has never been this extreme!)
Extreme Pride & Prejudice (Directed by John Woo)
Of Mice & Mountain Men (It's all fun and games until the provisions run out in the middle of winter...)

Matt "Just-seeing-what-will-stick" Frisbee

[Great Beyond]

Would I be a bad person for suggesting Fist of the Northstarblazers?

You get hit by the Wave Motion Gun, your head swells up and explodes half an hour later.

Or Speed 2 Racer - where the Mach 5 cant go under 50 miles an hour or Spridle and Chim-Chim get into the trunk

[Matt Frisbee]

You asked for it:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Games (it's the perfect crime -- swipe Santa's sleigh!)
Red Dawn of the Dead (Two words: Commie Zombies!)
Sleeping with the Enemy Mine (alien mating rituals during a fight for survival?)
The Fantasy Island of Dr. Moreau (furries fanatics will flock to this one...)

Matt "Just-had-to-add-a-few-more" Frisbee

[shadowcat1313]

Last Tango and Cash in Paris
Dog Day Afternoon Delight
Throw Momma from the planes trains and automobiles
Citizens Band of Brothers

[AdamLeisemann]

http://www.geocities.com/ben_ruffles...vsCapcomAd.pdf

Can't get worse than this

[Vondy]

Beatrice Small re-writes Redwall.
Michael Moore's The 10 Commandments.
Unforgiven: The Musical.
Quincy: The Sitcom.
The Good, The Bad, and the Bundys.
S4: Taming of the Shrew: an adventure for 2-4 characters levels 4-7.
Captain's Log, Starship Enterprise, Captain Mary Tyler Moore speaking...
Leave it to Mulder.
Robin Hood: Fresh Prince of Thieves.

[BobGreenwade]

Michael Moore's The 10 Commandments.

Shush! Don't even say that in jest!

[shadowcat1313]

ow.... ow...

How about any of the following directors for Lord of the Rings
Cecil B Demille
Sergio Leone
John Ford
Sam Peckinpaw
Roger Corman

[Vondy]

3000 Miles To Pyonyang...

[Vondy]

Gomer Pyle UNSC.

[Michael Hopcroft]

Gomer Pyle UNSC.

Just how on-target that is is extremnely distrubing. "Suprise! Surprise! surprise! Looks like hexbollah AIN't behavin' after all!"

Although Gomer didn't like to piss people off -- it just happened naturally and usually without him even realizing it. Many diplomats today piss off people they don't need to for the sheer fun of doing it.