A year or so ago, I posted a what if Narnia/LOTR combined. Well, thanks to watching Conan the Barbarian couple weekends ago, ANd just watching Return of the King well........
.........Conan in Middle-Earth
I can see Ahnold now
"Far Gondarrrr"
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A year or so ago, I posted a what if Narnia/LOTR combined. Well, thanks to watching Conan the Barbarian couple weekends ago, ANd just watching Return of the King well........
.........Conan in Middle-Earth
I can see Ahnold now
"Far Gondarrrr"
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"Conan - what is best in life?"
"To crush de Uruk-Hai, to see dem driven before you, and to hear de lamentation of de hobbits!"
He could punch out a Fell Beast instead of a camel...
"An eigh! Liek dis!" (while putting his fingers together in an oval shape)
"Dat steel onlee cownts az wahn!"
From Gandalf:
"I'm a wizard, mind you!"
(would Mako as Gandalf not be 700 kinds of awesome?)
"Yoinkth, and away!"
-Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy"
"There he goes: one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and yet too rare to die."
-Raoul Duke (aka. Hunter S. Thompson), "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
"Ohhhh... Somebody left the cake out in the rain..."
-The Tick, "Leonardo DaVinci and his Fightin' Genius Time Commandos"
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I want to see Conan go toe-to-toe with the Balrog. And survive.
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I don't think even Conan could pull that off. He'd have used the same bridge-breaking trick as Gandalf, except he'd do it by hurling a chunk of stone from the rubble that No Other Man Could Lift.
Now Conan one-on-one with a troll would be awesome!
Not this, Not that.
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That's just sick. I know it gets lonely in those vast Hyborian wastes but... oh, you mean fighting. Sorry.Originally Posted by Lord Liaden
Now Conan one-on-one with a troll would be awesome!
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Conan would strangle the Balrog with its own fiery whip.
Hey -- what about Chuck Norris? How many seconds would you give Mr. Flameboy against him?
"Things would be much better if more things were on fire." -- lemming
"I may not be consistent, but I'm happily schizoid." -- "V"
"Trouble expands to fill the space available." -- Markdoc
Do you know what becomes of dead dreams?
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I didn't think it would take long for someone to come out with that, but I figured Mightybec would be first. Didn't give you enough credit, "V".
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In his own way, "V" is pretty twisted.
"Things would be much better if more things were on fire." -- lemming
"I may not be consistent, but I'm happily schizoid." -- "V"
"Trouble expands to fill the space available." -- Markdoc
Do you know what becomes of dead dreams?
Not this, Not that.
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A twisted "V" is a "W"In his own way, "V" is pretty twisted.
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Dont you mean you gave V too much credit?I didn't think it would take long for someone to come out with that
- a follower of the evil Punxsutawney Phil, devourer of the media.
- I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood.
- Ewokses is tasty.
- Badger's Ewokhunters: Where freaks and outcasts can find a home.
- HELP! I am in an eccentric orbit.
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Actually, W is a V with duplication.
- a follower of the evil Punxsutawney Phil, devourer of the media.
- I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood.
- Ewokses is tasty.
- Badger's Ewokhunters: Where freaks and outcasts can find a home.
- HELP! I am in an eccentric orbit.
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Mako?!!! Oh, I am suffering from geek overdose, man.
Other thoughts:
Thulsa Doom as Saruman
The irony when Valeria spouts her favorite line "do you wanna live forever" to a bunch of elves (whom undoubtedly fail to see that irony)
- a follower of the evil Punxsutawney Phil, devourer of the media.
- I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood.
- Ewokses is tasty.
- Badger's Ewokhunters: Where freaks and outcasts can find a home.
- HELP! I am in an eccentric orbit.
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Ring or no ring, Jack Bauer would take Sauron and his minions out in just one day!
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Chuck Norris is the reason Balrogs are extinct now. The only reason we even know the name "Balrog" is because he hasn't decided to destroy that too.
Yet.
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Ring or no ring, Jack Bauer would take Sauron and his minions out in just one day!
No he wouldnt. Chuck Norris would do it first......and better.
Chuck Norris.....Dead Men of Dunharrow? Wouldnt need them. In fact he'd just tell the Rohirrim to go home, and tell the Gondorians to take a mass vacation. While he went in to fight......alone.
- a follower of the evil Punxsutawney Phil, devourer of the media.
- I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood.
- Ewokses is tasty.
- Badger's Ewokhunters: Where freaks and outcasts can find a home.
- HELP! I am in an eccentric orbit.
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