Michael Surbrook
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"Provide me with ships or proper sails for the celestial atmosphere and there will be men there, too, who do not fear the appalling distance."
Johannes Kepler
. . . Hoh hyuss!
"Things would be much better if more things were on fire." -- lemming
"I may not be consistent, but I'm happily schizoid." -- "V"
"Trouble expands to fill the space available." -- Markdoc
Do you know what becomes of dead dreams?
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Itsuka sekai o shirai suru zo!
The spring rain;
A little girl teaches
The cat to dance.
-Issa
What the heck? Okay, this worked great for the Shire, but directions get a little sparse later on. When I hit the Pelinnor Fields interchange I pretty much had to take an exit at random. I thought I was on the Minas Tirith bypass until I ended up in grinding traffic jam at a dead end a thousand feet in the air stuck watching some guy go all Burning Man.
Let me tell you, do not even bother looking for a motel room in M. T. It's like there's an army in town. I had to drive all the way to Minas Morgul to find a place with a vacancy at a reasonable price, and let's just say that it was not exactly a 5 star joint. The SO was talking about skinflints and being stuck "in hell," the kids were all going totally arachnophobia, and some 3" juvenile delinquent stole the car and crashed it into a volcano.
And don't even get me started on the MEAA. "Blah blah epochal crisis blah." "Some delays" my arse. We were stuck in that crummy motel for a week waiting for a rental.
Last edited by Susano; Aug 12th, '07 at 01:17 PM.
Michael Surbrook
susano @ guisarme.net
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"Provide me with ships or proper sails for the celestial atmosphere and there will be men there, too, who do not fear the appalling distance."
Johannes Kepler
I know how you feel. F-ing Mapquest.
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Funny, but ideally the distances should have been listed in leagues, not miles, for maximum ha-ha value.![]()
Steve Long
HERO System Line Developer
Ultimately, these directions are seriously flawed.
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Last edited by Susano; Aug 14th, '07 at 06:39 AM.
Michael Surbrook
susano @ guisarme.net
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"Provide me with ships or proper sails for the celestial atmosphere and there will be men there, too, who do not fear the appalling distance."
Johannes Kepler
Or two. Or three.
More than that would probably be a bit on the unfeasable side.![]()
"Things would be much better if more things were on fire." -- lemming
"I may not be consistent, but I'm happily schizoid." -- "V"
"Trouble expands to fill the space available." -- Markdoc
Do you know what becomes of dead dreams?
I notice that the minute they left Bree, the Hobbits completely ignored the instructions. So they end up in the middle of Moria and have no idea where they are anymore. Typical.
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