New trick arrow!
I'm watching Patent Bending, and they've come up with an idea that is either ingenious or completely insane: a crossbow that fires a live cat.
Now, foregoing the question of how to keep a quiver full of pussycats, how cool would this be? It would revolutionize the super-archer concept!
So, how to do this? Summon at Range?
Mrs. White: I, too, am being blackmailed for something I didn't do.
Mr. Green: Me too.
Colonel Mustard: And me.
Miss Scarlet: Not me.
Wadsworth: You're not being blackmailed?
Miss Scarlet: Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for.
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