Re: You are president:the truth
Volt - Try to find Foxbat and convince him to give up the satellites locations, after thanking him for his effort, then destroy them. Probably would not work. Would let the public know what happened.
Olorin - Find Foxbat (probably could) and lay the compliments on thick. Boggle his mind, and confuse him (no too hard, Foxbat is already there). Dazzle him with brilliance, baffle him with Bull**** and take the controller when Foxbat is trying to regain what little equilibrium he has. He then would "shift" the stuff into another dimension only he knows about rather than destroy them. He might use it himself later, in extreme situations only. "Hey, ya never know!" Tell the public what happened and say "I've taken care of the matter."
Black Tiger - Roll his eyes and say "Figures. I kinda knew it had to be something like that; the American public is stupid, but not that stupid." He'd then contact others (like Olorin) and have the satellites taken care of. Let the others tell the public if they want.
Futurian - Start by laughing. Then he'd try to find Foxbat and honestly compliment him. If anywhere near the controller, it will suddenly not work again, and if the satellites had a self-destruct (probably do), engage it. This was harmless (mostly), but has to be stopped quickly, lest it be used seriously. Probably forgets to tell the public, but if he remembers to, he will.
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