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    Sneaky You are president:the truth

    In investigating the election, you find out Foxbat is behind your getting elected. He has gotten his hands on the control codes for one of Dr. Destroyer's mind control satellites. And he used it to get you, His Favorite Hero, elected President.

    Knowing this, WWYCD now?

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    turn foxy over to the hospital he not evil per se' just a likeable kook
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    Tell the CIA to do what they do best,
    hide the truth, kill the rest.
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    Badger- wouldnt except a Presidency.

    Frosty Bob- "forget" the truth.
    - a follower of the evil Punxsutawney Phil, devourer of the media.
    - I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood.
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    Vitus : Go find Foxbat. Thank him profusely for the assistance. Really lay it on thick. Get the codes for the mind-control satellites. Use them for something more useful, such as a stranglehold on global justice, effective slave labor to find a way to recreate Aura, and all-out warfare against DEMON and the annihilation of Eurostar. Leave.

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    1: Order the freedom patrol to a) tack foxbat down and bring him to justice, and b) destroy the mind control sattelite.

    2: have a press conference, explain both what happened and the orders given, and tender my resignation.

    Anthem would never run for president, so presumably some mind control effects hit him too...
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    Volt - Try to find Foxbat and convince him to give up the satellites locations, after thanking him for his effort, then destroy them. Probably would not work. Would let the public know what happened.

    Olorin - Find Foxbat (probably could) and lay the compliments on thick. Boggle his mind, and confuse him (no too hard, Foxbat is already there). Dazzle him with brilliance, baffle him with Bull**** and take the controller when Foxbat is trying to regain what little equilibrium he has. He then would "shift" the stuff into another dimension only he knows about rather than destroy them. He might use it himself later, in extreme situations only. "Hey, ya never know!" Tell the public what happened and say "I've taken care of the matter."

    Black Tiger - Roll his eyes and say "Figures. I kinda knew it had to be something like that; the American public is stupid, but not that stupid." He'd then contact others (like Olorin) and have the satellites taken care of. Let the others tell the public if they want.

    Futurian - Start by laughing. Then he'd try to find Foxbat and honestly compliment him. If anywhere near the controller, it will suddenly not work again, and if the satellites had a self-destruct (probably do), engage it. This was harmless (mostly), but has to be stopped quickly, lest it be used seriously. Probably forgets to tell the public, but if he remembers to, he will.
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    Mole Not quite 20 yet, would realize that it HAD to be mind control to get him elected President, since he's not old enough, let alone folks voting for a masked guy.

    He'd capture Foxbat, learn how to deactivate or turn off the darn things (better yet destroy them) but before he went ahead and did the latter...
    He'd try to talk Ember into making out in the White House just so they could say they had
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    Re: You are president:the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Hermit View Post
    Mole ..... try to talk Ember into making out in the White House just so they could say they had
    I like the cut of this man's jib
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