Thanks to Derek Hiemforth for the photo.
The Digital Hero
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Thanks to Derek Hiemforth for the photo.
Dave Mattingly, Editor of Digital Hero, President of BlackWyrm Games, VP of Christian Gamers Guild, Executive Director of the Games Publishers Association, President of Expressers Toastmasters, Founder of ZirMed Toastmasters, Area 63 Governor for Toastmasters
Double Millennial Master
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Re: The Great Champions Online Ping-Pong Ball Gun Contest!
It is by the System alone I set my game in motion.
It is by the juicing of Dex that dudes acquire speed,
the CON acquires ED. The ED become a warning.
It is by the build alone I set my dude in motion.
I kept wondering where the skull came from.
they tried and died!
Hero-Guru: Do you know of the Hero way ? The distillation from the champion system ?
D20-Geek: I have heard of it.
Hero-Guru: It is very dangerous, in the wrong hands. The Champions Brotherhood use it to see - within. There is a place...terrifying to many, to gamers. It is said a role-player will come - the Heroax Systemax. He will go where we cannot. Many gamers have tried.
D20-Geek: They tried and failed?
Hero-Guru They tried and died.
D20-Geek: Oh my !
Hero-Guru: First you must pass the CON-Jabwor !
D20-Geek: Jabwor ?
Hero-Guru: "Just a Build without Rolling"
D20-Geek: what, pick your stats ?
Hero-Guru: ...and pay for them... You see this? pick up the pencil in your right hand and put it on the paper.
D20-Geek: What's in the paper ?
Hero-Guru: Pain...Stop! Put your hand to the paper! I hold at your neck the FRED of the CON-Jabwor. This one kills only animals.
D20-Geek: Are you suggesting a 4th Edition Gamer is an animal?
Hero-Guru: Let us say I suggest you may be human. Your awareness may be powerful enough to control your instincts. Your instinct will be to remove your pencil from the paper, and roll up stats. . If you do so...you'll die. You'll feel...an itching...There. Now, the itching becomes burning. Heat, upon heat, upon heat, as the build progresses...
D20-Geek: It burns ! Where are the dice ?!?
Hero-Guru: Silence! Write! and Calculate! Silence!
D20-Geek (voiceover): I must not fear costed stats. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and I will play a balanced character.
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Last edited by Egyptoid; Oct 13th, '08 at 06:16 PM. Reason: _ _ _ _ _ actually its a skull dice bag _ _ _ _ from crystal caste _ _ _
Your Tax Dollars at Play
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Two new ones, including another with the AzuGirls:
And one without (we hope):
(If you haven't seen the recent Call of Cthulhu fan-film, I highly recommend it. A great tribute to 1920s Expressionist filmmaking, and a very effective adaptation of Lovecraft.)
6th Edition is for entertainment purposes only.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to make crummy re-imaginings. "
Double Millennial Master
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last dune one, I promise...
Hero-Guru: You have intellect. You shall be known as Geek, which is the strength of the base of gaming. This is your secret name in our troop but you must choose the name of manhood, which we will call you openly.
D2O-Geek: What do you call the impact crater on the equator on the far side of the moon?
Hero-Guru: (It is the legend). We call that one Hero.
D2O-Geek: Could I be known as Geek-Hero?
Hero-Guru: You are Geek-Hero.
...and your mother shall be a Game-Master among us. We welcome you.
Geek-Hero (voice-over):The dream unfolds...
Spoiler:
On a mission from FREd.
Member
So the Moon successfully did a Dive for Cover maneuver and took a hit for the Earth?
Armchair Rocket Scientist
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That would require Megascale on its movement, wouldn't it?
Speaking of which . . . .
"Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge."
- Carl Sagan
The Digital Hero
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Dave Mattingly, Editor of Digital Hero, President of BlackWyrm Games, VP of Christian Gamers Guild, Executive Director of the Games Publishers Association, President of Expressers Toastmasters, Founder of ZirMed Toastmasters, Area 63 Governor for Toastmasters
Reviewed And Indexed
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OK - that's cool. I see now I must step up my efforts.
Audio-Bomb - A Music Blog, updated every weekend
There Are No People Here - tumblr blog of urban photography
SETAC - Bloody KAs!
The Digital Hero
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I bet it would have been a lot easier with real graphics tools, instead of Paint...
Dave Mattingly, Editor of Digital Hero, President of BlackWyrm Games, VP of Christian Gamers Guild, Executive Director of the Games Publishers Association, President of Expressers Toastmasters, Founder of ZirMed Toastmasters, Area 63 Governor for Toastmasters
Santa White Spy
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Originally Posted by mattingly
Like G-A said, that is totally cool, and well done.
I just don't want to know how Dexman is keeping the guitar 'up'
I'm gonna live forever. So far so good.
"You don't tell me anything, You just go on and on, And you don't make no sense" -- Jim Barnes of Cold Chisel
"If your head needs a bandage, try a roadhouse open sandwich, dodge the waitress and hit the road again" -- Don Walker of Cold Chisel
"And if I don't hang around, our old gambling grounds, it does not mean that I've forgotten, we believed, and I still do" -- Don Walker of Cold Chisel
The Digital Hero
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Location 13?I just don't want to know how Dexman is keeping the guitar 'up'
Dave Mattingly, Editor of Digital Hero, President of BlackWyrm Games, VP of Christian Gamers Guild, Executive Director of the Games Publishers Association, President of Expressers Toastmasters, Founder of ZirMed Toastmasters, Area 63 Governor for Toastmasters
On the Account
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Images, only to point out the obvious...now with COSMIC POWER (©)
Uncomprehending Eye
Senior Member
Dream it, be it.
Last edited by Blue; Oct 16th, '08 at 07:08 PM.
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"Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge."
- Carl Sagan
Cosmically Powerful Superhero
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Oh, my...
"They sing no songs in Hel, nor do they celebrate heroes, for silent is that dismal realm, and cheerless. But the story of Gjallerbru and the god who defended it is whispered across the nine worlds, and when a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Hela bows her head, the answer is always the same: He stood alone at Gjallerbru... and that is answer enough."
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GM: There's a sticky note on the bomb. It says, "Do not disarm." (Bloodstone)
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