Super-Frankenstein!

[DocSamson]

My wife just had a baby and I have not slepped in days

So, I was thinking last night (while the baby was letting everyone in the house know it was feeding time) if you were an evil-mad-genius-scientist and wanted build a Frankenstein's Monster from the parts of villains and heroes, who would you use for each part?

I'll get the ball rolling...

Head (brain) -
Right Eye -
Left Eye -
Ears
Nose - Wolverine
Mouth -
Thorax (chest) -
Abdomen (stomach) -
Right Arm -
Left Arm -
Legs -
Random substitutions (Aquaman's lungs?) -
Other random appendages (wings? tail?) -
Other parts I forgot to add (Sandman's hand?) -

I'm sorry this idea came late for Halloween.

[bubba smith]

The things arms
flash's legs
supermans head
matter eater lads stomack

[Supreme Serpent]

Depends on the universe. In DC there's not much reason to not just reanimate Superman instead of going for a patchwork. Unless of course there's not enough Kryptonian parts available to make a full creature.

[DocSamson]

Depends on the universe. In DC there's not much reason to not just reanimate Superman instead of going for a patchwork. Unless of course there's not enough Kryptonian parts available to make a full creature.

Very true, but this is a crazy nonsense thread. A valid (crazy?) answer could be Professor-X's brain in Superman's head with Daredevil's ears!

Hey I know, maybe if enough people have fun with the thread we can write up the resulting monster! IMHO Superman is an awesome hero but as an arch-villain he would get whomped due to his severe disadvantages (like his vulnerabilities to magic and red sun radiation, and his susceptibility to kryptonite).

[Kenn]

Power Girl's -uhm- thorax.

[Hyper-Man]

You want a Super-Frankenstein?

I give you the Composite Superman!

Powers

In terms of abilities and raw power, the Composite Superman was one of the most powerful enemies Superman and Batman ever faced. In addition to all of Superman's powers (derived from Supergirl), the Composite Superman's strength and invulnerability levels were three times as powerful as Superman's because Legionnaires Mon-El and Ultra Boy were invulnerable and possessed super-strength. The Composite Superman also possessed numerous special powers, derived from various Legion members:

* The ability to grow to giant size (Colossal Boy)
* The ability to shrink (Shrinking Violet)
* The ability to divide into 3 people (Triplicate Girl)
* The ability to fire lightning bolts (Lightning Lad)
* The ability to generate heat and light (Sun Boy)
* The ability to make things super-lightweight (Lightning Lass)
* The ability to make things super-heavy (Star Boy)
* The ability to consume absolutely anything (Matter-Eater Lad)
* The ability to turn invisible (Invisible Kid)
* The ability to inflate into a large ball (Bouncing Boy)
* The ability to stretch any part of his body (Elastic Lad)
* The ability to shapeshift (Chameleon Boy)
* Telepathy (Saturn Girl)
* 12th level intelligence (Brainiac 5)
* Magnetic powers (Cosmic Boy)
* X-ray vision that could see through anything, even lead (Ultra Boy)
* The ability to transmute elements (Element Lad)
* The ability to phase through solid matter (Phantom Girl)

[DocSamson]

You want a Super-Frankenstein?

I give you the Composite Superman!

I would just punch him on the left side.

[CrosshairCollie]

Head (brain) - Professor X
Right Eye - Cable
Left Eye - Cyclops
Ears - Superman
Nose - Daredevil
Mouth - Sabretooth (RAWR!)
Thorax (chest) - Power Girl or Buxom Gal
Abdomen (stomach) - The Blob (invulnerable's invulnerable ...)
Right Arm - Green Lantern (it has the ring on it)
Left Arm - Thor (I think he's a southpaw, which means HAMMER)
Legs - The Flash
Random substitutions (Aquaman's lungs?) - Plastic Man's skin
Other random appendages (wings? tail?) - Archangel's pointy wings

[Bloodstone]

Am I the only one with Rick James running through his head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qXUfp4wtw

[Kal'El Wayne]

I would just punch him on the left side.

Actually, if I recall, the left is just superman dressed as Batman for some reason. What makes it even stranger is that he doesn't copy anything from batman. That's his weakness. Batman has no powers for him to copy so he can't copy Batman at all. That means that Batman needs only the simplest of tactics to beat him.

Man, what an aweful weakness.

"I'm vulnerable to a rare radiation from my homeworld!"

"Well, I'm vulnerable to humans."

What?!?