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28 minutes ago, Cancer said:

(sing) I want my mid-night snack ... OK, it works.

 

Careful, you'll have to give Sting writing credits (and probably royalties) if his lawyers find out.

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I don't know if Sting was to blame, but that's exactly what happened when he contributed "I want my MTV" to Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing".

 

(The melody for those words is the same as in "Don't Stand So Close To Me".)

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Psychiatrist: You have Niles complex.
Patient. What is that doc? 
Psychiatrist: It is a mental illness brought about from wanting to kill your therapist upon seeing his bill.
Patient: Sounds serious...so if I stop coming, I'm cured?
Psychiatrist: In theory, but unfortunately you aren't a licensed doctor and can't make that diagnosis. We can discuss further next session. 

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