Bazza Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hotel California Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Flame War. What is good for ? Absolutely Nothing, say it again ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs from "Hero Games NGD -- The Musical" "Well the mods aren't undermanned And as you had likely planned The flames that you have fanned Have made you BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED . . ." NT: James Bond gadgets a completely drunk Q came up with one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: James Bond gadgets a completely drunk Q came up with one night. Q: Well, Bond, this ordinary looking necktie is actually a Garrote. Bond: (trying to breathe) Thank you bery much. Now get it off... (drops unconscious from lack of oxygen). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: James Bond gadgets a completely drunk Q came up with one night. "Please try to pay attention, 007. This may save your life. Now, stick this sock down your pants, and inflate..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: James Bond gadgets a completely drunk Q came up with one night. "007, this is the flatulence pen. Two clicks, and it'll sound like a cross between a gang of unmuffled Harleys and a herd of elephants after gorging on pinto beans. Great stuff for reducing a swarm of hostile rednecks to incapacitated hilarity. Don't try it in a library though, the staff will tear you to quivering shreds before you can say 'methyl mercaptan'." NT: Things you want in your car every rush hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you want in your car every rush hour. "The X10 Atomizer canon destroys anything in your path, turning it into a fine mist that smells like mint allowing you to drive through and proceed apace. We hope you enjoy your purchase from Mad Science Industries" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat a turret with a machine gun. 360 degree coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you want in your car every rush hour. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Oh, and a gun so I can shoot them both and prevent them from making another sequel. NT: Ways the NHL can try to get people to actually want to watch hockey on TV again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the NHL can try to get people to actually want to watch hockey on TV again. Schedule their TV games opposite reality shows and those "top model" or "idol" shows. Better still, have their inter-period filler entertainment be the reward phase of a raffle for the right to beat the judges and emcees of those to death with rocks, sticks, and fists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ms. Canada takes off one item of clothing for every goal made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Find a way to get back onto ESPN, as opposed tot hat channel nobody gets. NT: Unexpected consequences of a UCLA loss tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New York enjoys 30 days of peace and happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Find a way to get back onto ESPN, as opposed tot hat channel nobody gets. NT: Unexpected consequences of a UCLA loss tonight. John Wooden turns in his....bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nothing happens. NT: Why superheroes make bad co-workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because all the hot babes who work in the office want to talk to them rather than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why superheroes make bad co-workers. Spandex on Monday morning is never a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why superheroes make bad co-workers. "Yes, Bob, Captain Mega was also late today, but HE was saving the world..." NT: Signs your neighborhood has , en masse, converted to the worship of a pagan god instead of the standard faiths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your neighborhood has , en masse, converted to the worship of a pagan god instead of the standard faiths What is this flyer? A Church of Thule potluck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone is drunk, naked, and dancing around an oak tree. And it's only Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your neighborhood has ' date=' en masse, converted to the worship of a pagan god instead of the standard faiths[/quote'] All those hearts sitting out in open stone dishes, and the high school four blocks away is reporting a lot of long-term absences. NT: Things for which you probably need a human sacrifice in order to work right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things for which you probably need a human sacrifice in order to work right. Iraq, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I simply don't know how I am going to choose the best candidate in this election..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Taxes. NT:Things you need a vegetable sacrifice to accomplish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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