BoloOfEarth Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lamest Pranks EVER. Daylight Savings Time. NT: World's Worst Blind Date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Blind Date "Watch your cane . . . yeah, there's a step up. Hmm? I don't know. I just heard there was a big festival every year here in Pamplona and thought we should experience it! I mean, the music, the sound of dancing, the smells . . . wonderful! Hmm? Yeah, I do hear that. Getting closer, isn't it . . . is that thunder?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm Josh Whedon" "Hi, I'm angry blogger, glad to hate you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi there. You are going to marry me tonight, right?" NT: Subtle signs that you might not want that one last donut after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi there. You are going to marry me tonight, right?" NT: Subtle signs that you might not want that one last donut after all. "Mmm, sprinkles I...did that blink?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi there. You are going to marry me tonight, right?" NT: Subtle signs that you might not want that one last donut after all. That doesn't look like glaze... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That green stuff is mold, right ? NT: Unwarranted reasons for a fly past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unwarranted reasons for a fly past "Hey, guys! That's my kid's school down there!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unwarranted reasons for a fly past "Guys! Old Lady McCorkle's stupid yappy little dog down there just freaks out when you buzz him! Let's see if we can give the little s**t a heart attack!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unwarranted reasons for a fly past "Let's see how many of those poor suckers stuck in rush hour traffic I can freak out! " (An eccentric, outspoken local businessman actually did this here in SLC. And after run-ins with local police and the FAA over the incident, he's now running for governor.) New Topic: Unfortunate spelling errors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unfortunate spelling errors. "I am a great pubic speaker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I am a great pubic speaker." "I simply cannot wait for the next presidential erection!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unfortunate spelling errors. To stop the terrorists, we must invade Afganislaf... Agfanist... Aflagis... Iraq. NT: Best idea for a new reality show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best idea for a new reality show. Survivor: Bangkok Brothel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Congress: Who wants to die in the electric chair ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best idea for a new reality show. 10 Reality Show Judges, one death trap filled House, with Samuel L Jackson as our host as they are forced to fight to just escape alive in our newest Reality Series "The Mutha #$##ing House!" NT: Interesting ways to pull teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Interesting ways to pull teeth. "Okay, we've tied one end of the steel cable around the tooth, and the other end is attached to the space shuttle. 10... 9... 8..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Interesting ways to pull teeth. * cue Road Runner Show theme music * ACME TOOTH EXTRACTOR ((Visuals left to Chuck Jones's imagination)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Interesting ways to pull teeth. "We wrap the bungee cord around the tooth and push you over the building's edge. What could go wrong?" NT: Ways to spice up professional tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We wrap the bungee cord around the tooth and push you over the building's edge. What could go wrong?" NT: Ways to spice up professional tennis. "So every time someone loses their temper, we take a shot?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to spice up professional tennis. "We wrap the bungee cord around the tooth and push you over the building's edge..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In this tennis game, we're not doing to use normal racquets. The players must instead use these explosive racquets that will detonate on any kind of impact! NT: How to ensure talent at a Karaoke club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to ensure talent at a Karaoke club Set it up at the national Porn Awards convention. Wait, you didn't mean "singing" talent, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to ensure talent at a Karaoke club To get in, you need to bring a note from your voice teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In this tennis game, we're not doing to use normal racquets. The players must instead use these explosive racquets that will detonate on any kind of impact! NT: How to ensure talent at a Karaoke club Make people realize that Karaoke is Japanes for 'tone deaf'. NT: Bad choices for ventriloquist's dummies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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