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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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NT: World's Worst Blind Date

 

"Watch your cane . . . yeah, there's a step up. Hmm? I don't know. I just heard there was a big festival every year here in Pamplona and thought we should experience it! I mean, the music, the sound of dancing, the smells . . . wonderful! Hmm? Yeah, I do hear that. Getting closer, isn't it . . . is that thunder?"

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NT: Unwarranted reasons for a fly past

 

"Guys! Old Lady McCorkle's stupid yappy little dog down there just freaks out when you buzz him! Let's see if we can give the little s**t a heart attack!"

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NT: Unwarranted reasons for a fly past

 

"Let's see how many of those poor suckers stuck in rush hour traffic I can freak out! "

 

(An eccentric, outspoken local businessman actually did this here in SLC. And after run-ins with local police and the FAA over the incident, he's now running for governor.)

 

New Topic: Unfortunate spelling errors.

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NT: Best idea for a new reality show.

 

10 Reality Show Judges, one death trap filled House, with Samuel L Jackson as our host as they are forced to fight to just escape alive in our newest Reality Series "The Mutha #$##ing House!"

 

NT: Interesting ways to pull teeth.

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In this tennis game, we're not doing to use normal racquets. The players must instead use these explosive racquets that will detonate on any kind of impact!

 

NT: How to ensure talent at a Karaoke club

 

Make people realize that Karaoke is Japanes for 'tone deaf'.

 

NT: Bad choices for ventriloquist's dummies.

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