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NT: Devious ways that death tribble plans to overthrow the rebeccared50 presidency.

 

Replacing her shimmy music with stuff by Arnold Schoenberg, thereby causing her to go insane.

 

New Topic: RebeccaRed50's first official act as NGD President

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New Topic: RebeccaRed50's first official act as NGD President

 

Something like this, once she realizes the awesome burden of the office.

 

NT: There's been a series of crimes -- murders, burglaries, robberies, arson -- whose only common theme is the overpowering smell of bananas left behind at each scene. What new supervillain is on the loose?

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NT: There's been a series of crimes -- murders' date=' burglaries, robberies, arson -- whose only common theme is the overpowering smell of bananas left behind at each scene. What new supervillain is on the loose?[/quote']

 

"Run! It's Potassium-Deprived Man!"

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NT: A new government Department is started' date=' the Department of Sex. What does it do ?[/quote']

 

It taxes you, of course, that's what government departments do. Your bill is based on your secondary sex characteristics, a sliding scale, billed by the inch, and if you can't afford the bill, well, you get ... ah ... cut back. :eek:

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NT: A new government Department is started' date=' the Department of Sex. What does it do ?[/quote']

 

It taxes you' date=' of course, that's what government departments do....[/quote']

 

And it complains that it's not getting enough. :hush:

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It taxes you' date=' of course, that's what government departments do. Your bill is based on your secondary sex characteristics, a sliding scale, billed by the inch, and if you can't afford the bill, well, you get ... ah ... cut back. :eek:[/quote']

 

And it complains that it's not getting enough. :hush:

 

Off-topic: However, in this aspect, at least, it is in no way different from everyone else.

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NT: Surprises in store in the FIFTH installment of Indiana Jones movie

 

The Fifth Indiana Jones movie is actually just a remake...er, sorry, 'reimainging'...of Raiders of the Lost Ark using updated SFX and younger actors.

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NT: Surprises in the New Star Trek movie

 

Beautiful Woman: "Come, Captain, and let me show you the wonders of love in zero gravity."

Captain Kirk: "Actually, I'm in a committed relationship right now. But thanks for asking!"

 

New Topic: Surprises in the upcoming Iron Man movie.

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