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National DDOS Attack Pentathlon

 

NT: Subtle signs the supervillain is NOT fond of spring.

 

"We're too late, the the mega laser is already hitting Earth, it's just a matter of where...what city is the victim.... we will always remember..."

"uh, wait, it's not hitting a city."

"What? How? We didn't even get a chance to divert it."

"I know, so this must be a deliberate target."

"SO? Where is it hitting?"

"Apparently some of those fields... the ones with all the pollen?"

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The rash of pharmacy robberies. "He didn't take anything behind the counter, he just took . . . Benadryl and tissues?" :confused:

 

NT: The cat is planning his revenge. How shall it be served?

 

As sharply as the claw that slits the mouses belly wide, as coolly as the nose that presses where it will, and as soft and unseen as a throaty purr of pleasure as doom befalls the hunted.

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The rash of pharmacy robberies. "He didn't take anything behind the counter, he just took . . . Benadryl and tissues?" :confused:

 

NT: The cat is planning his revenge. How shall it be served?

 

"You've heard the expression, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold?' Well ... it's very cold in space ..."

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NT: Indications that your dog or cat knows what 'b-a-t-h' spells.

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