BoloOfEarth Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprises in the upcoming Iron Man movie. "Honestly, if I don't wear a pink lace teddy, the armor chafes something fierce!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Mr Stark, this is not whiskey but cold tea !' 'You won't tell anyone will you ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprises in the upcoming Iron Man movie. It's not unwatchably crappy. Wait, is there an echo in here? NT: The REAL reason American Airlines cancelled 900 flights today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Becasue they wanted to outdo British Airways and the problems BA have had with Terminal 5 at Heathrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The REAL reason American Airlines cancelled 900 flights today. They were only supposed to cancel 9 flights, but their typist has really fat fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The REAL reason American Airlines cancelled 900 flights today. "My god...we're out of peanuts!" NT: New Olympic Events that will debut in China this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New Olympic Events that will debut in China this year The Tibetan Monk Javelin Catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New Olympic Events that will debut in China this year Synchronized Media Obscurement teams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New Olympic Events that will debut in China this year National DDOS Attack Pentathlon NT: Subtle signs the supervillain is NOT fond of spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat National DDOS Attack Pentathlon NT: Subtle signs the supervillain is NOT fond of spring. "We're too late, the the mega laser is already hitting Earth, it's just a matter of where...what city is the victim.... we will always remember..." "uh, wait, it's not hitting a city." "What? How? We didn't even get a chance to divert it." "I know, so this must be a deliberate target." "SO? Where is it hitting?" "Apparently some of those fields... the ones with all the pollen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the supervillain is NOT fond of spring. "April showers...my one weakness! Curse you, Captain Wildflowers! I'll be back...in the summer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the supervillain is NOT fond of spring. The rash of pharmacy robberies. "He didn't take anything behind the counter, he just took . . . Benadryl and tissues?" NT: The cat is planning his revenge. How shall it be served? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The rash of pharmacy robberies. "He didn't take anything behind the counter, he just took . . . Benadryl and tissues?" NT: The cat is planning his revenge. How shall it be served? As sharply as the claw that slits the mouses belly wide, as coolly as the nose that presses where it will, and as soft and unseen as a throaty purr of pleasure as doom befalls the hunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat With a side of catnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The rash of pharmacy robberies. "He didn't take anything behind the counter, he just took . . . Benadryl and tissues?" NT: The cat is planning his revenge. How shall it be served? "You've heard the expression, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold?' Well ... it's very cold in space ..." NT: Indications that your dog or cat knows what 'b-a-t-h' spells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Indications that your dog or cat knows what 'b-a-t-h' spells. She's been helping your child train for the upcoming Spelling Bee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It turns up in waterproofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Indications that your dog or cat knows what 'b-a-t-h' spells. The dog shows up with a shower cap, shampoo, and rubber duck, and tries to turn on the water herself. (Get the impression my dog enjoys baths?) NT: The real reason we don't have flying cars by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason we don't have flying cars by now. The flying pigs keep getting in the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason we don't have flying cars by now. Laws of Physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Interferance from Big Tire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst! E84, new topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sorry, I was accosted by representatives of "Big Ashphalt". NT: Why are there no personal Jet Packs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why are there no personal Jet Packs? Takes too long every day for the cavity search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why are there no personal Jet Packs? Well, they're machines. No matter what you do, they're pretty impersonal. Oh, unless you want to talk about flowers. Jetpacks are crazy for gardening, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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